The Night Of The Druken Naruto Boys

Chapter one: The boys get drunk

Including: Naruto, Sasuke, Rock Lee, and Neji.

A/N: I Akia didn't make this one, it was Amora. This is our first Naruto fanfic, or any fanfic for that matter. Amora is my cousin and we share this account, we'll say who the story is ostly by at te begining, and yes i know that there are 3 chapters in the first chapter...

Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Rock Lee, and Neji Hyuga all decided to go to the bar together and get some juice to drink as they talked about their training. Sasuke looked over at four guys at a table near theirs. The one closest to Sasuke had spiky yellow haor and wore almost clownish looking clothes. Next to him was a man with short black hair witha white jacket and black pants. The third man had blonde hair to his shlders and wore a grey outfit. The one furthest from Sasuke had brown short crpped hair and wore all white.

" I think those four guys over there are gay." He said to the others his black eyes gazing around their table.

" Takes one to know one." Replied Neji.

" What was that, long hair?" Sasuke angrily replied to the other ninja, whose hair was indeed quite long and brown.

" Now, now. we don't need to make a seen here, guys." Rock Lee said to stop their argument.

" Keep out of this bushy brows." said Sasuke. Just as Lee was about to reply the waiter served them their drinks and they quickly consumed them. They started to feel a bit funny and kinda drowzy. It turned out that the waiter had mixed up their orders and had given them a very strong wine. And the men near them got their juice instead of their wine.They got very drunk, very quickly and the others got very angry, very quickly.

Sasuke put his arm around Naruto's shoulder and pointed at him with a finger infront of his face.

" You know, Naruto. I've always liked you. It's Sakura who always gets in our way." stated Sasuke to the blond boy next to him.

" I agree, it is Sakura who runied our love!" Naruto said as the men at the other table shouted for the waiter. The waiter ran over to the men and listened as they shouted about getting juice instead of wine. Then they looked over at the boys acting very oddly and all said," OH NO! THOSE BOYS GOT OUR DRINKS!" The waiter was in a panic and started running around and eventually ran into a wall and she blacked out.The men walked over to their table.

" hey you brats, you stole our drinks." said the one who was closest to Sasuke.

" What you wanna fight about it?" Asked Neji coldly, his eyes growing the veins of the Byakugan. the guys stood boldly infront of them still.The boys each took out Kunais and held them at the thoats of the men. " Still so bold?" the men ran off into the distance. The waiter regained conciousness and rushed to the back.

Neji shouted," LET US GO GET THAT LOVE RUINER!" They all headed out of the bar wobbely walking.

Chapter two: Sakura's House

Including: Naruto, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Neji and Sakura

They walked over to Sakura Haruno's house and walked inside.Her parents had left for the weekend. They stumbled quickly up the stairs and opened her bedroom door.

" YOU LOVE RUIN...AHHHHHHH YOUR NAKED!" The boys screamed. Sakura turned around sharply and picked up a book and hurled it at them. It hit Sasuke straight in the nose and it started to bleed. They shut the door and ran downstairs and all sat on the couch. She came downstairs and punches them all in the head. Sasuke started crying while saying," I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME SAKURA!" And he countinued to sob.

Sakura looked at him and the others then stated," You are all drunk aren't you?"

" yep...hic...we are...hic." replied naruto.

Chapter three: Sakura Haruno's Hot!

Including: Naruto, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Neji and Sakura

Sakura went into the kitchen to make them some coffee.When Sakura was out of the room Naruto said,"her hair looks like cotton candy and smells like ramen." sasuke glared at him.

"you dumb shit, it smells like herbs."

" true I LOVE her sea green eyes." said Neji.

"too bad shes going to marry ME!" stated Lee, confidently.

" is that so?' replied sasuke." she openly says she likes me."Sakura walks into the room ' i knew they could not resist me.' she thought to herself with a blush.