A/N: Better fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own LOST! I know that Charlie and AnaLucia are dead, but they came back from the dead!
The Losties were bored of running away from the Others so they decided to have... American Idol Island Style! Our judges are Juliet Burke, Ben, and... Charlie Pace!
Our Contestants are Kate Austen, Jack Shepard, James/Sawyer Ford, John Locke, AnaLucia, Jin, Sayid, and Hurley!Up first is AnaLucia!
Round 1
"We're ready when you are!" Charlie looked up from his book. "Ana? ANA!?"
"Oh! Sorry! By the way! Claire is my backup! She started to sing Maneater by Nelly Furtado.
Everybody
look at me, me
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on
everybody what chu here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people
come on jump around
I want to see you all on your knees, knees
You either want to be with me, or be me!
Claire
took up the chorus.
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you
spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
make you fall, fall
in love
She's a Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend
hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a maneater
make
you buy cars
make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met her
at all!
And when she walks she walks with passion
when
she talks, she talks like she can handle it
when she asks for
something boy she means it
even if you never ever seen it
everybody get your necks to crack around
all you crazy people
come on jump around
you doing anything to keep her by your side
because, she said she love you, love you long time!
Juliet was surprised that Ana could even sing!
"Wow! That was just Wow!"
"That song suited you!" Ben stated. Ana grunted.
"Charlie?" Charlie was singing to himself.
"Strange man!"Ben scoffed
"I guess that's a sign that says he liked it! Ana, you're moving on!" Juliet patted her on the back.
"Up next is Hurley?"
Before anyone could say anything else, Hurley hopped onto the stage, which shook.
Oh
baby when you talk like that And I'm on tonight
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the
signs of my body
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel
it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Cricket...Cricket...
"Wow Lardo, that song was meant for you!"Sawyer broke the silence
"Shut up James!" Kate shoved him in the ribs. Everyone was staring at Hurley, with 'W.T.H!' written across their faces.
"I'm sorry Hurley! Not the best song choice!" Juliet told him as Hurley pouted and walked back.
Meanwhile, Ben's jaw dropped! Man, did he look good in that belly dancing outfit! Suddenly remembering himself, Ben cleared his mind of those perverse thoughts.
"Sorry for that disturbing moment! Anyways, up next is James, aka Sawyer, Ford!
"YEAH SAWYER!" Kate cheered. Jack glared at them. 'Look how happy they are together! I wonder what she sees in him! He's probably going to sing a redneck song, anyway...' Jack thought to himself.
I'm
bringin' sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act!
I
think it's special what's behind your back.
So turn around and
I'll pick up the slack!
(Take em' to the bridge!)
Dirty babe... You see
these shackles? Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip if I
misbehave!
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
(Take
em' to the chorus!)
Come here girl!
(Go
'head be gone with it!)
Come to the back
(Go 'head be gone
with it!)
VIP!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Drinks on
me
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Let me see what ya tworkin'
with
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Look at those hips!
(Go
'head be gone with it!)
You make me smile
(Go 'head be gone
with it!)
Come here child!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Get your sexy on!
"He was awesome! Sawyer you are defiantly passing on! What do you guys think?" Juliet looked over to Ben and Charlie.
"It.. It was beautiful!" Ben cried wiping tears away from his face.
"What a voice man!" Charlie said overwhelmed! Kate was astonished! She ran to him and gave him a kiss full of passion!
Jack's face turned into a shade of Maroon!
"Ok, Next up is John Locke!"
Locke walked up to the stage. "Oh my! Do I look presentable?"
I'm
too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
Love's going to
leave me
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for
Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
"NEXT!! SO far we only have 2 great singers! I didn't come back from the dead to hear this!" Charlie yelled. Juliet and Ben stared.
"Okay! Awkward moment of silence! Anyway, now we have Sayid! Sayid? SAYID! Okay! Maybe it was stage fright! So, next we have Jin. Come on up!" Juliet of course knew that he didn't understand so she helped him up on stage!
Everybody loves Kung Fu Fighting
Everybody loves Kung Fu Fighting
Everybody loves Kung Fu Fighting
"Uh Jin, don't you know any other words?" Ben looked up at him as Jin shrugged.
"So, uh, next up is Kate Austen!" Charlie said quickly.
To
the left
To the left
To the left
To the
left
Mmmm to the
left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet,
thats my stuff
Yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch)
And keep talking that
mess, thats fine
Could you walk and talk, at the same time?
And
its my name thats on that jag
So go move your bags, let me call
you a cab
Standing in the front
yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How
I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
"Moving on! Bravo... Bravo!"Charlie clapped his hands.
"So she is moving on?" Juliet asked, scowling.
"Yep! Last for the day... Jack Sheppard." Jack blushed as he went on stage.
Everyone knew he couldn't sing so they covered their ears.
"No Jack, NOOOOO... please don't sing! Do it for me Jack!" Kate pleaded.
"Oh fine, I'll drop out!" sighed a put-down Jack.
Thanks for coming to American Idol Island Style! Next week we have AnaLucia, Kate, Sawyer, and hopefully Sayid! We're giving him a second chance! See you next week!
A/N: Please review! If you have any songs in mind for the losties to sing let me know!