The Twelve Days Of Christmas, Smash Brothers Style!
-All sideways writing Is the singing. Remember to sing the phrases so you will understand better!
On the first day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Fox: Who would give anything to you?
Falco: Be quiet!
Ehem, once again, on the first day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Fox: Really though, who gives presents to you? Your not even there...
Bowser: Shut up Fox!
Fox: Alright Alright...
Ok, one last time. On the first day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
A Star Rod, from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Holds up Star Rod)
On the second day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Two Falco Eggs!-
Falco: (Looks surprised) Wha- ! I don't lay eggs, I'm a boy!
Kirby: You do now!
Falco: (Throws rolling pin at Kirbys head)
Kirby: Hey!
Director: Alright alright stop!
(They keep fighting)
And a Star Rod, from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Holds up Star Rod trying to dodge Falco waving a rolling pin everywhere)
On the third day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
3 Home-Runs!
Mario: (Smack) Hey I hit it!
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Growls)
Kirby: Hehehehh
Falco: (Runs around chasing Kirby with rolling pin)
And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Waves around Star Rod while running away from Falco)
On the fourth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Four Falcon Kicks,
Ct.Falcon: (Shouts) FALCON PUNCH! I mean kick!
Pikachu: (Hits self on the forehead)
3 Home-Runs,
Mario&Yoshi: (Chase flying ball Mario hit across the feild)
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Still chasing Kirby with rolling pin)
And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Turns around and hits Falco's spikey head with star rod, then holds it up)
Falco: (Face turns red, keeps chasing Kirby)
Director: Will you two just consontrate!
On the fifth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
5, Zelda Screeeaammms!
Zelda (Yells at top of lounges)
Four Falcon kicks,
Ct.Falcon: FALCON PU- Kick!
Pikachu: (Smacks Captain Falcon on the head)
Ct.Falcon: Don't worry I'll ge-
Three Home Runs,
Ct.Falcon: I wasn't done!
Yoshi: (Catches ball with tougue, holds up)
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Runs to kitchen, comes back with a bigger rolling pin)
Kirby: Ahh!
Falco: (Continues chasing Kirby with big rolling pin)
Director: Falco! Where's the egg!
Falco: Boys don't lay eggs!
And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Runs to the middle of the feild, holds up star rod)
On the sixth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Six Arwings Shooting,
Fox: (In his plane, shoots mistle at Falco)
Falco: Heyyyyy!
(Just a quick catch-up, Falcos running around with a rolling pin, Captain Falcon is trying to get his line right, Zelda's getting a neck massage, Fox is zooming around in his Arwing trying to shooteveryone, while everyone else is wating for their parts. Well back to the song!)
Five, Zelda, Screeeaammmms,
Zelda: (Screams, mirror breaks)
Four Falcon Kicks,
Ct.Falcon: FALCON KICK! (Kicks over garbage can) Woops..
Pikachu: (Replaces garbage can)
Three Home-Runs,
Mario: (Swings bat, misses)
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Climbs tree, climbs into a random bird's nest) There, happy?
And A Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Arm gets tired, flimsly holds up Star Rod)
Pichu: (Walks over, straightens Kirbys arm)
Kirby: ...thanks...your a big help
On the seventh day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Seven Pichus dying,
Pichu: Ugh! How rude!
Pikachu: Shh! (Giggles)
Six Arwings Shooting,
Fox: (Chases Falco around the feild in his plane)
Falco: AhhHHHHhhhHhh!
Five, Zelda Screeeeeeeaammmms,
Zelda: (Screams, cough)
Four Falcon Kicks,
Ct.Falcon: FALCON KICK! (Bangs foot on wall) AHHHH! OWW!
Pichu: (Brings Captain Falcon icepack)
Three Home-Runs,
Mario: (Still chasing ball)
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Holds up egg from the nest, egg cracks) Woops!
Pichu: (Climbs up tree, hands Falco hard-boiled egg)
Falco: ...Thanks?
And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Eating hamburgar) What did he say?
-Sigh- On the eighth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Eight Jigglypuffs,
Jigglypuffs: (Hops by, one at a time, across feild)
Seven Pichus dying,
Pichu: Why can't it be Pikachu instead?
Six Arwings Shooting,
Fox: (Falls out of plane) Aaaahhhhh!
Falco: (Laughs, catches Fox before he hits the ground)
Fiiiive, Zelda Screeeeaaamms,
Zelda: (Screams, falls on top of Pichu)
Four Falcon Kicks,
Ct.Falcon: (Holds onto foot) Oww oww oww
Ahem, Three Home-Runs,
(Ball's still flying, hits Kirby in the head, Kirby drops hamburgar)
Kirby: Hey! I was eating that!
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Holds up hard boiled egg) It works!
And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Eats fries) Oh, did you want some?
Ok, on the ninth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Nine Mewtwo Attacks,
Mewtwo: (Physhic blasts on Pikachu's head)
Pikachu: Eeek! (Runs around in circles)
Eight Jigglypuffs,
(They run through the field, runs over DK)
Seven Pichus dying,
Pichu: Leave me alone!
Six Arwings Shooting,
Fox: I think it's broken
Five, Zelda Screeeeeeams,
Zelda: (Still asleap)
Pichu: (Hits with tennis racket)
(Nothing Happens)
Uh, Four Falcon Kicks,
Ct.Falcon: (Holds one foot, kicks with the other)
Falco: Hey look, Captain Falcon can fly…
(Everyone stares)
Three Home-Runs,
Mario: (Chasing ball, runs into fence)
Two Falco eggs,
Falco: (Drops egg, lands on Pichu's head)
And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: (Doesn't pay attention)
On the tenth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Ten Red-Haired Swordsman,
Roy: Wow! Ten of me? Dreams really do come true!
Nine Mewtwo Attacks,
Mewtwo: (Runs around with fireballs in his hands)
Eight Jigglypuffs,
Kirby: Look out! Stampede!
Falco: Take cover!
Seven Pichus dying,
Pichu: I said leave me alone! (Wipes egg off of head)
Six Arwings Shooting,
(Plane crashes into wall)
Five, Zelda Screeeeeams,
Zelda: (Wakes up) ... wha- what? ...
Four Falcon Kicks,
Ct.Falcon: FALCON KICK! (Kicks Pichu)
Pichu: (Flies across feild like a football) PIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiii... (Voice fades away)
Three Home-Runs,
Luigi: Ahh! Mario get off the fence and catch the ball!
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Leans foreward, watches Pichu flying across feild)
DK: Woah! Did you see the little guy go!
And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: Holds up Star Rod
(Star Rod doesn't light up)
Kirby: (sigh) Anyone have batteries?
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Eleven Link's 'a Leaping,
Link: (Hops across field like a bunny)
(Ten other smashers dressed as Link, dressed as bunnies, hop across field)
Ten Red-Haired Swordsman,
Roy: (Poses)
Nine Mewtwo Attacks,
Mewtwo: (Keeps running, trips over Kirby)
Eight Jigglypuffs,
(All eight Jigglypuffs run over feild, leaving nothing but dust)
Seven Pichus Dying, erm.. Flying,
Falco: (Laughs so hard, falls out of tree)
Six Arwings shooting,
(Plane sits on ground, lights flashing)
Five, Zelda Screeeeams,
Zelda (Tries to scream)
Kirby: Come on, you sound like a lawnmower!
Four Falcon Kicks,
Ct.Falcon: Ok I give up!
Three Home-Runs,
(Ball lands in tree)
Yoshi: Great, now what do we do?
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Rolling on the ground laughing)
And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: It's still not working!
-Remember to Sing this verse slowly!-
On the twelvth day of Christmas, the smashers gave to me,
Twelve tired smashers…
(Everybody moans quietly)
Eleven Link's 'a Leaping,
(Eleven smashers dressed like Link hop by then fall over)
Ten Red-Haired Swordsman,
Roy: (Falls asleap)
Nine Mewtwo Attacks,
Mewtwo: Hey the phychics not working! (Sits in grass)
Eight Jigglypuffs,
Jigglypuff: (Gets tired from running, stops and falls asleap)
Seven Pichus Dying,
Pichu: (From way across the field) Quit talkin' about me!
Six Arwings Shooting,
(Plane breaks)
Five, Zelda Screeeeee (cough) eeeams,
Zelda: (Tries to scream, falls over on top of the Eleven Links 'a Leaping)
Four Falcon Kicks,
Ct.Falcon: (Kicks a pebble, walks away)
Three Home-Runs,
Mario: This sucks, I'm going home! (Runs away)
Yoshi: So that's why they call it a home run
Two Falco Eggs,
Falco: (Gets tired of laughing, falls asleep under tree)
(Everyone gets up)
Everybody:And a Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
Kirby: But it still needs batteries!
Everybody Giggles
Well there you have it. The twelve days of Christmas, Smash Brothers Style!
Remember next Christmas to sing it! Well thanks for listening! If you review I'll give you a pencil! What, it's a nice pencil!
-SS
Falco: Hey I like pencils!
SS: Alright alright here (hands pencil)
Falco: I don't want the one with the bunnies on it!
SS: Live with it sucker (evil smile)
Pichu: (Replaces bunny pencil with Falco pencil)
SS: You help too much