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Moon Worm Filet sautéed in Moon Cheese Sauce By Elzar
From the traditional Martian recipe, for your dining pleasure, the only way to eat moon worm. Well the only decent way.
Ingredients
500 g Moon worm (Preferably fresh, evaporated fine)
1 Packet Soylent Green
6 Bottles Malt Liquor (If your malt liquor has been stolen by robot, use toilet water)
7 Cloves of Garlic (For that extra bam)
1 Block premium moon cheese (Don't use the cheap crap. It has been known to cause sonic diarrhoea)
Any other crap you find lying around
Method
Preheat oven to 5000º (You wont actually use the oven, but it sounds better if a recipe tells you to)
Finely crush garlic (It better brings out the flavour to take your anger out on it. Pretend it's your ex boyfriends lower horn.)
Simmer in pan with a dash of the finest motor oil (None of that olive crap)
Add two bottles of malt liquor (Keep the other four for yourself. Use the one for you, four for me method)
Slice soylent green into small pieces. Add to pan
Add thin pieces of Moon Worm
In a separate pot melt moon cheese. (Weapons grade plutonium helps it melt and adds flavour. It will give you a healthy glow, which is nothing to worry about. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!)
Add moon cheese sauce to filet. To knock it up a notch give the whole thing a blast from your spice weasel. BAM!
Eat, enjoy and keep ambulance on speed dial.
(Note: Elzar and Elzar's fine cuisine do not accept responsibility for any injuries, drunk misdemeanours, illness or death related to this dish. You eat it at your own risk)
A/N: So tell me what you think. Or don't. Whatever makes us both happy Stay tuned there will be more great recipes by Elzar to come.