BtVS - Spoof

by RUGoing2writethat

Never ever Tick off Buffy the Vampire Slayer...EVER! This is a BTVS Spoof of Ch10 of My Immortal. It's meant to make fun of something; you'll have to read to find out what. One shot (I maintain that My Immortal is a spoof itself.)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer sat Spike down and put a rare steak in front of him.
"Eat it!" said Buffy
"What? No, it'll kill me," said Spike
"Eat...it...NOW!" said Buffy
"But...but...it will kill me," said Spike.
Buffy took out a wooden stake and put it up to his heart.

"EAT. IT. NOW!" said Buffy.

Spike took a bite of the steak and promptly turned to dust. Buffy put away her wooden stake. She fed the rest of the steak to a stray dog, and then went to the fridge. She got out another steak and cooked it to medium rare. She then called Angel.

"Angel come over, I've prepared dinner for you," said Buffy sweetly.

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A spoof of Chapter 10 of My Immortal, in which the author said you can only kill a vampire with a cross or a steak. I maintain that My Immortal was written that way on purpose as a spoof, because it would be disturbing if the author was not spoofing fanfiction.

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