Kurt's Grandma:
I love Chris Colfer's idea of Julie Andrews playing Kurt's Grandma so this is my story of that episode if it happened.
Kurt's birthday was this weekend and all of Glee was excited.
"Puck I have a problem" Finn said to his best friend in a low tone.
"Dude, just put some ice on it" the Mohawk boy informed uncomfortably.
" No man, my problem is I don't know what to give Kurt for his birthday" Finn explained. Puck was relieved
"Oh. Why don't you just get him what you get me for my birthday"
"I don't think an action movie and a copy of Jugs would be Kurt's idea of a present." Said Finn in an exasperated tone. It was then that Kurt and Blaine came in the room.
"You worry to much," cooed Blaine
"I do not. I worry the exact amount" Kurt replied indignantly.
"What's wrong Bro?" asked Finn
"Kurt's nervous about seeing his grandmother tomorrow." Blaine answered. Kurt gave his boy friend a glare that could peel wallpaper.
"Is she scary?" asked Brittany
"No Britt. I'm just nervous because I haven't –" Kurt cut himself off.
"Haven't what Kurt?" It was Tina's turn to ask questions. Kurt sighed.
"I haven't told her I'm gay," Kurt revealed.
"How could she not know is she blind?" Asked Santana.
"No Santanna" Kurt hissed.
"I mean just looking at you screams gay" the Latina added.
"Thank you Santanna" Kurt spoke sarcastically.
"Your voice alone-"
"Thank you Santanna!" Kurt cut the ex
-Cheerio off with a somewhat elevated tone of annoyance.
"Kurt if your dad could take it I think your grandmother would understand to" Rachel encouraged. Kurt smiled at this.
"And you can show off your kick ass boyfriend" Blaine teased as he wrapped his arm around Kurt.
"Hold on their Skippy It's going to take her a bit to process that her grandsons gay. I think telling her I have a boyfriend will be an overload." Kurt explained.
"Kurt your going to have a fun birthday with cake and presents and all of us don't worry about tomorrow and enjoy the today." Mercedes smiled. Kurt returned her cheerful demeanor.
" How do you girls know the right things to say?" Kurt asked.
"Its all part of the gay guy and hag friendship" Quinn teased.
"I mean seriously how can she have no clue" Santanna cut in.
"THANK YOU SANTANNA!" Everyone said in unison.
Hope you like so far part 2 up soon