Japan walked up to Germany, his face beet-red.
"Ah, Germany-san…" he mumbled, his blush deepening.
"Yes? What is it, Japan?"
"Eto, I was wondering if you would care to see… my… eto… Tokyo Tower?"
"…what?"
"Never mind!" Japan ran away, hiding his face in embarrassment.
Germany stared after him. "Well, that was strange."
A couple minutes later, England found his way to Germany. "Oi, Germany!"
"Hmm?"
England seemed a bit embarrassed, but was attempting to look proud. "I-I've decided to give you the utmost privilege of seeing my Big Ben!"
"…excuse me?"
At this, England punched Germany in the chest and ran away screaming "B-BAKAAAAAA!"
"…What was that about?"
"Hey, Germany!"
"Oh, America! England was just running off screaming, you might want to—."
"Did you fart?"
"…whaaaaat?"
"Cuz you blew me away!"
Germany just walked past America on that note.
"Oh, hello, Germany~"
"Good day, Russia… Everyone is acting very weird today…"
"Really? How odd."
"Tell me about it."
"Maybe the strange behavior would end if they all became one with me~"
"…Somehow, I doubt that."
"Maybe you—."
Germany ran full speed away from Russia.
"Germany~! Why do you run in such an ugly manner."
"No. No, no, no! Not you, France!"
"What? Don't be mean, Germany. It will just make your skin wrinkle prematurely."
Germany sighed. "That's the least of my worries. Everyone keeps acting weird, like they're trying to pick me up or something!"
"Really? I could tell them to stop."
"You… you'd do that? Really?"
"Yes~ Oh, but you know everything in this world has a price…" France got the rape gleam in his eye.
Germany ran, yelling, "No, I'll pass!"
Once Germany got home, he locked the front door and leaned on it, panting. "What the hell is wrong with everyone today?"
Germany walked into the kitchen, where he saw a stark naked Prussia sitting on the table with his legs spread wide for the world to see his vital regions.
"Gah!" Germany shouted, shielding his eyes. "Bruder!"
"Impressive, eh West?" Prussia said seductively.
"I EAT ON THAT TABLE."
"Come on, bruder. You know you want some…"
Germany took the pan sitting on the countertop and threw it at Prussia, running back out the front door.
"Happy place, happy place, find my happy place…" Germany muttered to himself as he sat under a tree in a park near his house.
"Doitsu, Doitsu! What are you doing here, ve?"
"No. No, not you. I swear to God if you start hitting on me like everyone else, with a half-assed pickup line or blatant exposure of certain areas, I will hang myself from this tree right now."
Italy felt tears form in his eyes. "D-Doitsu doesn't like me?"
"No, I like you!" Germany defended himself.
"Then… then why are you being so mean?"
Germany sighed. "I'm sorry, I've just had a crazy day. I shouldn't have taken it out on you."
Italy smiled, wiping his eyes. "Ve, I'm glad! Hey, Doitsu?"
"Ja?"
"I'm hungry. Let's go get some food!"
Germany sighed, standing up. "Ok," he said, a smile forming on his face.
Hungary grinned evilly. "Pay up."
Sighing, Austria placed a $20 bill in her hand. "How did you know he would only accept Italy's advances?"
"Trust me, I just know these things."
A/N: Hey~ I know I've not been updating, so have this random crap!
But seriously, I'm sorry for the deadness of my account. Been so busy, finally got a job, so writing will be slow.