A/N: I don't own The Big Bang Theory. This is my first TBBT fic, all my others being Harry Potter. So I really hope I did a good job and that you enjoy it. Review please. Oh and BTW it's going to be a multi-chap story, of Shenny.

I walked into Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, my breath being caught in my throat.

Sheldon was there talking to Amy Farrah Fowler about some complex thing to do with multi-cellular somethings, I had no idea what he was saying, but just everything about him intrigued me. But, I couldn't just take him like that from Amy, she would never find anyone else. Plus, I'd be no better than that back-stabbing bitch Priya who had stolen my Leonard awhile ago. Amy was very socially awkward, but I admired her for not being ashamed of herself, and even more so for who was her 'boyfriend'. Sheldon's voice broke into my thoughts

"Penny, if you're looking for Leonard, he's not here, he's with Raj and Howard I think." Sheldon said. Lots of people found his voice annoying, I found it like music to my ears. I just shrugged at Sheldon while he and Amy discussed about why coitus would not be appropriate in their relationship. I couldn't help but wonder if it'd be different for us.

Stop it Penny! You have Leonard, are you going to get what you wanted back and then complain and find something else to occupy your tiny attention span? She thought Oh, wow, even my thoughts are starting to sound like Sheldon!

"Penny, why don't you come in?" said the almost robotic sounding voice of Amy Farrah Fowler. She gestured for me to come and sit. "Sheldon, why don't you go make tea?" she suggested. He looked outraged and turned to me.

"What do you think this is? You can't just walk in and sit down Penny, and don't touch my spot" whined Sheldon. Only I didn't hear most of what he said, I was too busy staring into his gorgeous eyes and imagining him saying 'Let's have sex.' Sheldon Cooper saying the S word, not Coitus, but that exact word.

"What, oh sorry..." I muttered awkwardly. It had been the first time I had spoken the whole time while being in their room. I started towards the door and Leonard came in and kissed me after grabbing me by the waist.

"Hey Penny, do you want to maybe go somewhere private?" he asked in a voice that he thought was masculine and suggestive. I found it whiny and it sounded like it belonged to a ten year old girl. I sighed, there was no way Sheldon Cooper would ever give me a second glance. Not when he had Amy Farrah Fowler to satisfy his intellectual cravings. I may have been pretty, but that doesn't get you anywhere with Sheldon Cooper.

"What, oh yea sure, whatever Leonard" I replied and let him drag me by the hand towards his room full of ridiculous action figures and collectibles that I had learned to live with over the years. I bit my lip, maybe being with him wasn't what I really wanted. Well, it seemed like that to me anyways.

Especially after I had yelled Sheldon's name during our last 'play time' in the bedroom.

Yea, it was a pretty long story...

I thought very long and hard before finally coming up with an answer.

"I have to become smarter to make him love me!" I screamed and ran as fast as I could, past a confused and mortified Amy and Sheldon, back to my apartment room half naked to go get my laptop.