INPUT: AXEL, ROXAS, SORA, RIKU

OUTPUT: HOLY SHIT GAY SEXXX!!!!!

TITLE: FANGIRL! ALERT! READ IT! GAY! ROXAS! SORA! AXEL!!!!! Holy fuck its gay sex!!!!! READ IT NOW BITCH! (unless this will offend you, in which case, read it a few times over, just to make sure you get the references. Like, riku can't keep it up, but really, no shit, we all knew that, sora has to do all the work in that pairing. Poor thing. Poor little cock. Its so small. We cant believe it.))

ASS-LESS CHAP. ONE

GUILTY PLEASURE

So Sora walked into a bar one Friday night, but it wasn't just ANY bar. Sora was in a gay bar. Of course, Sora was a regular at this particular location for others who also enjoyed cock in ass type activities. However, little Sora was shocked to find Riku of all people sitting in the corner all alone drinking a pink martini of sorts. He was like, 'oh man, what?!'. Sora quickly scampered off to the powder room where he retrieved the two costumes he had for the bar. Sora, little known to Riku or the others, was an exotic dancer at the gay bar. He wasn't sure if he should be a bunny or a maid that evening, he chose the maid because he thought it made him look pretty. Very pretty.

So once he fit his soft ass into the panties and finished dressing, he quickly applied makeup and just a bit of eyeliner to bring out the color in his eyes. Which are blue by the way. He put on a pair of sparkly platform shoes which were of course top of the line in the see through/plastic department and carefully made his way into the club where many men were waiting for him. Sora had never been so nervous, he hoped very much that Riku would not notice him for that would be mucho on the embarrioso side of life.

Sora got up onto his heart shaped platform and gently swayed his hips from side to side subconsciously while eyeing Riku carefully. He found himself very attracted to Master Riku and was rather frightened by this. He was also quite frightened that in his mind he was calling his long time pal Riku, 'Master'. Can anyone else smell the kinky bondage sex coming up in the next ass less chap? I CAN. Once Sora's shift was nearing an end he saw Riku was now enjoying the company of another man. This angered young Sora. Sora grew enraged when he saw that Roxas was the man Riku seemed so interested in. Sora desperately wanted to sit in Riku's lap and huggle him into the next universe or so, but of course he working. Now of course Sora hoped Roxas didn't see him like this, what would Axel think?

Once Sora was done, it was near two am and Roxas had just left and fortunately not seen Sora. Sora quickly knew he had to seduce Master Riku. He then thought up a plan so ingenious that even the author couldn't think of it. (I figured the plan out in about…ten or twenty minutes or so…) He got off of his platform and scampered into the powder room like a small woodland animal. He then put on more and more make up so that Master Riku wouldn't be able to tell who he was, at first anyways. Sora walked over towards the long awaited table and curtseyed, asking if it would be ok for him to see Master Riku. Riku nodded and allowed Sora to join him at the small table in the corner. Sora forced himself not to stare at Riku's manly features. (I.E., not get a hard on).

"So what's your name little fella?" Riku asked Sora, not knowing he was talking to Sora.

"M-my name…it's um…Sky….what's your name?" Sora asked back timidly, like a squirrel or perhaps a small flower in bloom.

"Sky? Interesting name, you know I have a friend whose name name means sky in another language….oh? My name? My name is Riku." Riku smiled dreamily back at Sora, or so it seemed to him.

"Oh…r-really? That's strange I guess, isn't it? Well, it's nice to meet you Mas, I mean Riku." Sora blushed a deep crimson at his mistake, he looked up at Riku nervously.

"What did you say Sky?" Riku tilted his head, now grinning at the boy.

"N-n-nothing Riku, I didn't say anything."

Riku laughed softly and then continued,

"How long have you been working here Sky?"

"Not very long, only a few weeks…how long have you been coming here?"

"That isn't for you to know, how old are you anyways? You're awfully small…" Riku laughed quietly still, enjoying the boy's discomfort.

"Me? I'm…I'm old enough. It's not for you to know." Sora tried to put the joke back on Riku but of course it wasn't going to work.

"Oh, a bit feisty are we?" Riku grinned and leaned down to look devilishly into Sora's eyes.

Sora blushed even more now and tried to move his face away, rather afraid Riku would eventually see who he was behind all of the gay-ass makeup. Riku turned Sora's delicate little face towards his own and looked into his eyes rather deeply. By that we mean, like, so deep the ocean would feel shallow.

"What's the matter Sky? Scared of me?" Riku laughed under his breath again while grinning even more.

"N-n-no…I'm not scared of you." Sora blushed and looked down, knowing that Riku was winning the ongoing uke/seme battle.

"Then prove it."

"H-how do you mean?" Sora grew rather nervous now, we mean like, oh man, lets bite some nails nervous.

Riku rubbed Sora underneath his chin as if he were a cat and Sora brieftly closed his eyes and then quickly grew aware of what was happening. This realization made him want to purr like a little gay boy but he held it in and pulled back, only to find Riku's arms were stopping him. "Come with me Sky…that's how you can prove it…" Riku continued to grin more as he spoke.

"O-ok…" Sora subconsciously agreed, trying to protect his quickly disappearing dignity. Of course, when you're a dancer at a gay bar and your name is Sora you don't really have any dignity.

Riku motioned for Sora to get up and then took his hand in his as they left the bar. Sora stopped walking for a moment and took off his heels, he carried them in his right hand and Riku held his left hand. This of course made Riku a good deal taller than Sora which made the gay situation a bit funnier for the rest of us to watch. Sorry little fangirls and fanboys, but we're gonna leave those two alone for a moment. DON'T LEAVE THOUGH!!!! IT'S TIME FOR WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! You know what it is so just sit still for a moment. Ok? Ok.

"C'mon Roxas! Come with us, it'll be fun. Please?" That bitch, what's her face, Rikku whined at Roxas.

"No, I don't want to go to your stupid rave." Roxas snapped back at her once he finished drinking his glass of gay looking orange juice. He was drinking the juice through one of those twisty plastic straws that had plastic pink flowers on it. And rainbows. Don't forget the rainbows.

"Please Roxas? Plleeeeeeaaaaasseee?" The bitch whined again.

"Fine fine….I'll go but I'm not dancing. No way in hell." Roxas muttered a few choice words under his breath and went upstairs to get changed into some nicer clothes, Rikku had also asked he dress better for the occasion. Why? We don't know. Rikku had even bought him a specific outfit for social outings that day which was nice of her considered she isn't paired with him usually and isn't right now anyways. RUNON SENTENCES! YAY! So Roxas went up to his room and found his outfit lying on his bed, he put it on and was a bit concerned as to what kind of drugs Rikku and Namine were on. He was wearing a pair of skin tight black pants and a black shirt to match. He felt his right eye twitch but figured it must have been some sort of fine text in his contract for those shitty games he just had to be involved in. He sighed and went downstairs where he found Namine and Rikku waiting for him.

"OooEMMGEEE!!! YOU ARE SOOOOO CUUUUUUTE!" Both of them squealed.

Roxas just blew them off and glared at them,

"When are we going to this thing anyways?" Roxas asked annoyed, Roxas was so sexy when he was annoyed. By that we mean, he's annoyed all the time, so if you think he's sexy you prolly think he's like that all the time cause he is so yeah. Wow. Sorry….. Movin' on.

"Now!!!"

They all started walking down the street and found that many cars were honking their horns, at Roxas. Figures. What a little bitch. Anyways. So they finally reached a big industrial looking building, it was wicked dark out but the lights from inside the building could be seen from rather far away. Once they neared the place Roxas could feel the bass of the music thudding against him and all of his lovely little innards. However, his cock was unaffected.

They all stepped inside of this building which Roxas was a bit skeptical about and see tons of people all dancing to the crazy ass techno music that was thudding inside. A giant rave tower was in the middle and there were a few rooms in the back it seemed, a bar, and some couches scattered about at the edges. Of course there were a few of those little alcove type sitting cove-u-lar type things. Roxas immediately headed towards one of the couches and was happy as fuck the girls didn't try and stop him. They went off to go and dance with each other or something but no one cares.

Roxas sat down on black couch which matched his outfit, this was the first sign that Roxas was indeed, flamingly gay. He sat there for quite some time and was getting seriously bored. Like, seriously, I mean, what was he even doing at a rave of all things? It was pretty gay. Obviously.

Roxas watched everyone for a while but then went to staring at his oversized feet. He looked up minutes later and found a tall red head dancing not too far from him. He had on skin tight metallic pants and a black tank top. He had a small pink ribbon in his hair which was exceedingly gay, this caught Roxas' attention. The man had glow in the dark body paint on his face, eyeliner, lipgloss, everything. Roxas was a bit skeptical of this guy but he watched him, entranced by the cosmic movements of his slender hips. Ooooers yes. Cosmic movements. Roxas knew the face of this man from somewhere but he couldn't quite place it because of all the make up and how dark it was inside. Suddenly he saw the man nearing him, the man bent down in front of him and looked at his face.

"You like the way I dance? I'm so flattered…" The man giggled a bit as he spoke, perhaps a bit drunk?

"I wasn't watching you, I don't know what you're problem is. Just leave me alone." Roxas looked back at this strange man before him, hiding the attraction he felt.

"I saw you, you were watching me dance. Hey, what's your name?" The man asked.

"It's none of your business, and I wasn't watching you dance. Get over it."

The man crouched down before him and tilted Roxas' face up towards his own. "What's the matter? Come with me, I'll buy you a drink." The man pulled Roxas up by his hand and started dragging him along towards the bar. Roxas sighed but didn't exactly refuse, he just pouted, as usual. Like the whiny little biotch he was. Oh yes.

The man sat him down at the bar and then sat next to him, he ordered two double vodkas, Roxas thought that was a bit strong but he took the shot nonetheless.

"So what's your name?" The man asked.

"Ugh, fine, my name is Carson." Roxas lied, not wanting this weird guy to know his name.

The man seemed so freakin familiar Roxas couldn't stand it but his thoughts were cut off.

"You mean like Carons Daily! OMG!" The man squealed a bit gay-lee. Naw, very very VERY gaily.

"I guess…" He pouted in his gay ass bitch ways.

"You wanna know my name?" The man asked.

"Not really…"

The man giggled and looked at Roxas' eyes. Roxas noticed the man had two peculiar tattoos on his face like someone else he knew but they were covered by glowing makeup. Roxas could hardly see anyways, the place was so damned dark just like Roxas' soul. Cause Roxas is ghetto. Fuck yeah he is.

The man tilted his head now,

"What's wrong Carson?" He asked.

"Nothing…" Roxas continued growing attracted to this strange man, he couldn't help it.

Roxas noticed the man had a pink band aid on his arm and nearly drooled. The man had a few rings pierced in the cartilage of both ears, they were pink and yellow and green, all the gay ass colors Carson Daily, I mean Roxas, loved.

"You sure? You seem kinda spaced out? You didn't buy any e here did you? Cause the e here is WACK!"

"I don't take e…." Roxas responded carefully, not realized this man was a drug fiend.

"Coke?" The man asked.

Roxas shook his head.

"Heroin?
Roxas did the same thing again.

"Pot?"

"No."

"LSD?"

"No."

"Another double vodka?"

"Yesss…." Roxas wanted to fuck that man suddenly and was shocked at his own weak gay impulses. I'm not gay…am I? Roxas asked himself. Of course once all the fangirls and fanboys (heheheh) glared at him he realized he was indeed.

Another double vodka later and both Roxas and the strange man were both a little tipsy, but not drunk.

"Hey, lets go to a room in the back." Roxas said.

"That's what I was thinkin' honey." The man replied as he got up and smacked Roxas' cute ass.

They both headed off towards one of the rooms in the back, gay hand in gay hand.

HAHAHAHAH! IT'S THE END OF THE FIRST ASS LESS CHAP! R&R IT OR ELSE I'LL BE REALLY SAID AND KELLYANNE HERE WILL CRY HER HEART OUT!!! SO DO IT…….

Yeah, I'll have up a new ass less chap in a while so don't fret. Bis Spaeter…