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Caius and the Just for Men

Caius POV

Stupid Aro. If I have to hear one more jab at how I am the only vampire in Volterra who actually looks old hair-wise I am going to cut his hair off! I grumbled to myself as I sat down at my computer to check up on the human world news. It was a pastime I picked up from Marcus during one of his phases when he actually cares about something. I clicked out of the pop-ups until I saw one that caught my attention.

It was an advertisement for Just for Men hair dye to cover up white and gray hair. The man in the picture example's hair looked quite natural. If I were to try it everyone would know I dyed my hair but perhaps I wouldn't have to put up with Aro's teasing anymore.

Decided I went to the front desk to ask that human Gianna (Aro insisted we know her name to make her think we were keeping her. I snorted at that thought) to buy the product.

"Gianna!" I snapped.

"Yes Master Caius?"

"I need you to get me something…"

3 Days Later

"Master Caius your product is here."

"Good. I'll take it." I left her without any thanks. I may have to address her by her name but she is in no way my equal.

I went to my chambers to the bathroom to apply the dye.

2 Hours Later

I rinsed out the last of the goop in my hair and went to the floor-length mirror on the bathroom door to see what the finished result was.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" my head looked like it was on FIRE! I checked the package to see if I did the steps right and confirmed that I did.

Just then I heard Marcus outside the door. "Caius, are you alright? Aro wants to hold a meeting. Although we all know he just wants to talk to himself in public again."

"Um… I can't go."

"Why?"

"I… um… have an appointment."

"To where? Aro isn't going to like it then he will complain for the next century you know."

"I know but it's urgent and I can't miss it."

There was a long pause but I knew he hadn't left when he said "you did something to yourself didn't you?"

Damn him for his intuition! "Maybe…" I hedged hoping to salvage some pride.

"Well I'll tell Aro that-"

He was cut off by Aro's voice saying "tell me what? Caius we have a meeting! What are you doing in there?" I heard a snicker I recognized as Demetri's at that.

I sighed and decided to get it over with. I opened the door and was greeted with a stunned silence that was interrupted by Aro saying "wow Caius lookin' good!"

The really sad thing was he meant it.

AN/ "Aro wants to hold a meeting. Although we all know he just wants to talk to himself in public again." Is possibly the funniest thing I have ever written on here in my opinion.