I don't own twilight
This is just a quick story of what happens when Emmett gets arrested for the 48 time
Emmett's pov
Dear diary,
I was so bored. There was absolutely nothing to do. Everyone else decided to go hunting, so here I was, sitting on the couch, watching TV trying to come up with something to do, when it hit me. Go bungee jumping. But not off a bridge, I needed something higher, like, like the statue of liberty! I was on my feet and in my car heading to New York in an instant. I stopped once to but a strong bungee cord, I mean come on, it would look a little weird if the cord snapped and I survived the fall, wait that could work! On second thought, no. Soon I arrived at the base of the statue of liberty. Well it would be boring if I just jumped off without a show. I needed a way to get peoples attention, WAIT I KNOW I'LL CLIMB UP THE SIDE OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!! So without further ado, I ran up to the statue, screaming at the top of my lungs, and I began to climb. I could hear people yelling for someone to call the cops, and another woman was crying. I laughed to myself, basking in the attention, I even heard some tourist taking my picture! YA! I looked up, realizing that I was at the top. I pulled myself up, slipped on the harness and tied the bungee cord. Then I turned to my "fans"
"People of New York! I, the great and powerful, ahh Grizzly hunter, will now jump off this monument, life just ain't worth living" I cried out, and then I leapt.
The wind flew through my hair as I neared the water, with people screaming at me, then I was pulled back up, landing perfectly on the top of the statue. What I wasn't counting on though, were the cops, waiting there for me.
"Alright buddy were taking you to the station, were going to figure out who you are, then were going to lock you up in a mental house"
One of the cops said to me. They began dragging me toward their helicopter, where I was handcuffed.
We arrived at the station, where I was thrown into the cell.
"That was not nice" I yelled in a whiney voice. At that moment a girl came up to me and said
"Ok son, you need to tell us your name" of coarse I didn't tell her my name, instead I simply said,
"You know this is the 48th time I've been arrested and they still don't have a clue who I am. Hey you wanna hear bout all the times I've be arrested? Ok, well the first was when I ran across a football field, nude yelling that I was a vampire. Funny huh? And the second time was when I drove my car through a store window, that caused a lot of trouble, and..."
I would have kept going but Carlise walked in.
"Alice saw this happening" he said under his breath. The he spoke to the cop.
"I'm sorry this is my son, he has mental problems, and I need to bail him out" The cop just stared at Carlise
"Take him" she cried, running away.
Well diary, that's it. Carlise banned me from my Xbox for doing that! How mean. How will I ever survive?!?! Wait, I could go build a pyramid on the beach! YA!
See you later diary
Sincerely,
Emmet Cullen
So that's this short story. Read and review and tell me what u think =)