If you give a mouse a cookie
He'll want a glass of milk
If you give a mouse a glass of milk
He'll want to drink blood
If you let the mouse drink blood
He'll turn into a vampire
If he turns into a vampire
He'll want some minions
If he makes too many minions
The Volturi will get involved
If the Volturi get involved
He'll move to Forks
If he moves to Forks
He'll meet the Cullens
If he meets the Cullens
They'll eat him for dinner
If they eat him for dinner
They'll get rabies
If they get rabies
The wolves will laugh
If the wolves laugh
They'll get mange
If they get mange
They'll have to go to the vet
If they go to the vet
They'll get neutered
If they get neutered
Billy Black will have to pay the bill
If Billy pays the bill
He'll go into debt
If he goes into debt
He'll have to become a pimp
If he becomes a pimp
Jacob will be his man-whore
If Jacob becomes a man-whore
Renesmee will leave him
If Renesemee leaves him
She'll be better off
And that's why Bob barrker "retired" from The Price is Right. Because he was caught giving a mouse a cookie.