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Chappie 1: To the Festival!
By: Blood Vampire
Disclaimer: I don't own Wes, Rui, or anything from Pokemon. However I do own Vladimir and the plot.
Blood Vampire: This title sucks
Inferno: No kidding
Blood Vampire: Oh well, I can't make good titles. On with the story!
Thinking
Telepathically>
It was a nice day in Jhoto, where Wes and Rui were currently traveling. Just a little while ago, they had defeated Evice and stopped his evil plans. Wes and Rui wanted to get away from Orre for a while, so they had decided go to a different region that was near by.
When Wes and Rui had first arrived in Olivine, they were amazed. There was no desert any where they looked. People walked around with not a care in the world. But what amazed the duo the most was the fact that pokemon were abundant, running around the town, playing with their trainers, in the grasses on the outskirts.
During this particular week Olivine was having a festival (go figure). A night of dancing and games. Wes and Rui were looking forward to the night hours.
"I can't wait to go to the festival!" exclaimed Rui excitedly
"Me either" said Wes. He had developed deep feelings for Rui, from the moment he had rescued her from Team Ciper. Little did he know she shared these feelings. 'She looks so beautiful' he thought to himself as she prepared to go to the festival. While he was waiting he checking out the kind of TV shows the hotel had.
(A/N: This means TV is talking –Speech here-. This means Wes is talking "Speech here". This goes for all chappies in certain parts.)
-Oh my god, a giant Psyduck! What are we to do-
"Lame" Channel changes.
-Ha my Machop can beat your Machop with one super powerful kick-
"Trash" Channel changes
-The itsy bitsy surskit went up the water spout- TV turns off
"You would think that with there being no threat against them, Johto would have better TV shows! I mean in Orre we only had like 5 channels! This sucks worse then that reality show I saw!"
-Flashback to when Wes saw the crappy reality show-
We see Wes watching that one Lady on the news in Orre
-Dangerous pokemon are taking over Orre! Someone coughWescough help us all-
"This show sucks! It won't last one season!" Wes then changed the channel to Ein, a show like Jerry Springer
-I'm telling you people, crazy evil pokemon are going to take over the world man- yelled a man being dragged away
-Right- Ein, disguised with a mustache, made a kuku motion with his finger-
"Yeah, who would believe that guy?"
"Wes that actually was true!" yelled Rui, "Thank god I came along otherwise the world would be over run with Shadow Pokemon"
"Probably, but I couldn't tell what pokemon was shadow!"
"Oh well, doesn't matter anymore. We should head over to the festival, it should be starting soon" said Rui
"Cool, let's go. Espeon, Umbreon, you want to come?" asked Wes who was about to leave.
(A/N: Too lazy to translate, so all pokemon talk is in English)
Nope, we're gonna try to see if there's anything good on> replied Espeon. Umbreon was changing the channels
"Okay then, see ya!" said Wes as he and Rui left.
Anything good on?> asked Espeon
"Nothing except crap" answered Umbreon
-I love you, you love me- sang a big Tyranitar painted Purple
"He gives pokemon a bad name" Scoffed Umbreon
-Pikachu, use thunderbolt on Team Rocket-
Finally, something good> said Espeon
"Yeah, but if this TV has cable, wonder if it has pokemon cable por-" started Umbreon
PG-13 fic, remember?>
"Oh yeah"
Blood Vampire: This fic is gonna have Vampires in it later on
Draco: You should be finishing What If and Meatwad goes to School.
Blood Vampire: What If won't be finished for a while because I'm always getting new ideas. Meatwad goes to School won't be finished till I get more reviews. This story won't be finished either unless all you people reading hit the button that says 'Go' at the bottom of the screen and REVIEW!
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