First Chap of Fairly odd Parents

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Yeah I might do multi tasking with this and Inuyasha

Timmy Turner POV:

I am 16 years old, and still have my Fairly odd parents. The thing is that I suppose to lose them by the age of 14. Which was really depressing too now especially by Jorgen. The muscle bound, thick headed, think hes greater than every Fairy general. When it came time to lose my family, on my own birthday my parents total forgot like every year. Jorgen usually doesn't care about others except the Tooth Fairy. Using me like some engagement ring... WAIT! He did use me technically he use my buck teeth.

Anyway he let me keep my Fairies. All three of them, Cosmo, Wanda, and their son Poof. Really to the tell the truth my life is bullshit. Parents doesn't give a carp on what I do unless it messes with their reputation. Reps everyone is flipping out on their reps. Like on clothes, cars, who has the most money, who got the most girl or boyfriends, and who just had it last night. Even my friends care about it also. Its irritating. My reputation is the kid who doesn't have a a girl to hang with. Like I care. I gave up on getting a girlfriend from when I got the thousandth shot down from the most hottest girl in school Trixie Tang. So depressing.

I grew out of my teeth, THANK THE HEAVENS! I still wear my pink cap. It suits me well. I sport a casual look as usual, some blue pants black and white tennis. The thing that tops it all off is a pink t-shirt. Like I said with the hat, it suits me well. My hair though, I let it grow out then cut it, grow out, cut, grow, cut. Same order. Wanda says let it grow out a little more. Any longer I'll look like those rocker guys on TV.

Poof is like 6 now. Thats more reasonable than he being he parents age, may I say 1000 plus some years old. He came running up to me as I was reading a book. Guilty as charge I read now."Timmy, Timmy."Apparently I was zoned out by the "book"."Big brother!"

I came back to reality realizing that my younger god brother was talking to me."Yes Poof." I closed the "book" so he wouldn't tattle on me.

Poof kicked his foot on the ground looking at the ground nervously."Um... Timmy you remember when I was in that play with my anti fairy Foop." He said with disgust. He remember several times when Foop tried to be rid him.

I nodded looking at the young fairy who already surpass Cosmo. Shocker I think not."Yeah that little cute fairy baby girl. Why ask?" I asked getting up from the bed stretching.

Poof blushed really hard. Hes cheeks look like cherries."Can you give me advice on girls?" Poof looked away.

I laughed at his small crush."You have a crush. On Goldie Girl."

Hes face looked at me with a sour face. He crossed hes arms and stomped his feet twice."So I had a baby crush on her. Well, her mom asked my mom if we wanted to play. You know a play date." He shrugged uncrossing his arms.

I smiled at him. He wore blue shorts, purple shoes, and a purple shirt. Hes lavender eyes twinkle with glee. I ruffled his curly purple hair.

Of course my advice giving was cut short by a knock on my door. Vicky shouldn't be visiting today. Vicky she may had quit baby sitting, THANK GOD! She was still a pain in the ass. Then I heard my parents mumbling to each other. Nauseating. Poof he turned into a fish. I sighed in relief. I hardly even knew how to get a girl, let alone give advice on them.

"Timmy." my mother said sweetly. Jeez why did she have to marry a idiot. He was picking his fucking nose. What the fuck is wrong with this damn picture. Then he touches my mom with his hands. I mean what the hell!

"Yes mom." I laid back down on my bed reading my "book" pretending to listen too what she has to say. Strangely I should listen because, something screwed up is going to happen.

She walked into my room closing the door on my father like it was nothing."Tootie she needs help with her homework for school tomorrow. Can you please help her?" Tootie the last and only one person I don't wanna see. Shes clang to me for a while. I think shes dying down... wait thats a lie. The weekend was mine and mine alone. Yet I gave into my moms sadden face.

"Fine I'll call today. Telling I'll be over in an hour." Mom almost squealed. I knew something was up, but I let it go.

Mom looked at me once then leaving closing the door behind her. Cosmo came up behind me."So going over for a date?" He asked floating lazily in the air. His black neck tie hanging in my face.

I face palmed hating when he asked me question gross as this one."No... why would I go with Tootie!" I did a barf face. Cosmo laughed hard at the face I made."Oh and Cosmo if I do die you can have my games." Cosmo laughed again flying in a circle crashing into a wall. I laughed as much as he did. Thats until Wanda had a dirty magazine in my face. I knew was in trouble. At least she noticed that I was reading porn.

Wanda dropped it in the trash then using her magic to burn it to smithereens. That I must say was a good edition to from my dad's drawers."Now Timmy you might be forgetting that theres a six year old here... wait for it... and he looks up to you." She said tapping her foot on the hardwood floor.

I came up with a excuse fast."Uh... look a friend gave it to me to read. I refused but you know they insisted me too and well yeah." I shrugged nervously kicking the floor looking down at my feet.

She smiled at me."Just don't show Poof. Got it." She was about to head back to the fish bowl, until looking at me,"I see where he got the looking at the floor and his feet kicking the floor thing from. Hurry up helping Tootie awaits." She went back to the fish bowl. Its only Wanda who knows what I am doing or about too do.

"Fine." I looked at the green haired Fairy who was dusting himself off."Cosmo no summoning up beast got it." Cosmo laughed going back to their fish bowl.

I ran downstairs to pick up the phone to call her. TOOTIE!"Hey Tootie parents can I talk to your daughter Tootie, please." I waited by the phone.'This is so embarrassing.'

Tootie's POV:

My parents call me from downstairs they said I had a call.'Who would want to speak to me a ugly ducking.' That was my official high school nickname. Trixie Tang that bitch. She still has Timmy in her grasp. She always make him look like a fool. She the devil with horn, the sea bitch of the oceans, the whore fucks guys so often as many. She better keep her nasty ass hands off of him. I ran downstairs cursing about Trixie Tang.

I got the phone. My parents were giggling that was wried especially when Vicky's here, visiting us from college."Hello." I said calmly waiting for a phone hang up or a joke. I gasped when I heard his steady breathing in the phone."Timmy?" I can feel my voice crack in embarrassment. My face felt hot.

"Yeah its me Tootie, I'm coming over okay." He sighed. He sounded annoyed.

I wonder why he wanted to come over."Why?"

He sighed again in frustration."My mom said that you needed help with your homework."

I felt my heart sink."Timmy your mom lied to you. I finished my homework on Friday night. A day ago." I sighed this time."Hang up." I clicked it off before he can speak. I walked back to my room depressingly.'We are never meant to be.' I flopped on the bed turned on the music. A soft steady slow beat. Snuggled up to my Timmy doll, cracked open my window to let some breeze through stuffy room. Fell asleep dreaming of dreams that won't never happen.

Timmy POV:

I stared at the phone in shock.'WHAT THE HELL!' Then put it back on the receiver pissed. I knew it was trick, I just knew it. No wonder their gone.'Parents bitches of the century.' Oddly my mind drifted off to what Tootie may had been wearing. With her little cute pigtails, crescent purple glasses, violet eyes, raven black hair that makes me wanna tangled it in bed.'Wait god what was I thinking about Tootie wearing what I would do to her in bed. Too much porn Turner to much.'

I went to my room to get out a black notebook. It was filled with schemes to get Trixie the most hottest girl in school. The last one on page 276 was the beauty catapult."Wanda I wish for Cupid to be here and a catapult."

Wanda sighed, but smiled."Trixie plan again." She looked at Poof and Cosmo playing the video game.'Boys.' She looked at me again."One wish coming up." She took her wand and poof up Cupid. He was eating chocolate hearts for dinner. He glared at me with hes diaper, pink vest with hearts on it. His hair was curled by a giant roller. Nice do is all I wanted to say.

"Turner what do want?" He put his hands on his waist. Betting trying to resist putting them on his hips. He realized the catapult was part of my get Trixie routine."Here the lovey dovey arrow. It can also turn things ugly to beautiful swans." He gave me the arrow. He scowled at me."Turner I know the real love your suppose to have. I'll let this and your actions guide you." He went poof.

I looked at Wanda who did my guilt move. Messing with something."Wanda did you give advice?" She floated up avoiding my curious stare. I knew she was thinking of a excuse fast."Its fine. Lets get this plan into action!" I put the arrow in the catapult. Aimed directly for Trixie home to her window, with a picture of me on the tip of it. Wanda stare at me tensely."It'll work I promise kay."

Work it did. I shot it off it went flying in the direction I shot. I waited for a scream or a knock on my door. The scream I did hear. I waited for tomorrow for the results.

Tootie POV:

I woke up too seeing a arrow coming for me. It came in at high speed to fast to close the window. It bounced off the walls to make me yelp in the butt."OW!" I rubbed where that arrow hit me. It some how disappeared. Then I felt this weird sensation in my face and body. I looked at the mirror I still look the same. Then I smile then it hit me."WHERE'S MY BRACES!" The I realized that my glasses where still hanging on my neck. I can see perfectly. I was beginning to become freak out."Okay Tootie count, 1... 2... 3..." Then I open my eyes. I screeched. My clothes changed also. From the uniform to a red glossy shirt. Blue pants with black boots.

I ran to my closet. My clothes change. One thing hadn't change as much is my hair. Its a ponytail instead of pigtails. I sat on the bed.'What the hell happen to me.' I stared at a beautiful me. I sighed,'Might of well take advantage of this look then.' I felt my chest.'No still a b-cup. Thank goodness.'

The longest first chap I've had ever written!

I hope you like it.

Updates my take longer, because I am working on a another story!

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