Everyone thinks they know the story,
Of Mercury Black's robber glory,
But my life is far more gory -
I'm not a saint.
You think life's one big antic,
You think my life's so romantic,
Sorry to be pedantic,
But it ain't.
As the son of an assassin,
I was handy with a gun and knife,
Had a sideline of hunting Faunus,
Led a less than honest life.
The notorious gang of Cinder,
Liked my style and dedication,
She took me under her wing and gave me
A real murderer's education.
We rampaged through Vale farms,
We stole and robbed and fought.
But when the law came for us,
I escaped, most of them got caught!
I became a highway man!
Was daylight robbery!
I am no Prince Charming;
Nothing dandy about me!
The truth is, I'm quite violent
And with my partner, Emerald Sustrai,
Killed Faunus and humans,
Amused to hear their cries.
My legs aren't fleshy, but prosthetics,
Although that's what's been said,
I'm not a romantic hero,
Shot more than one human dead!
The rumours that surround me,
Miss out the crucial part,
I'm a ruthless killer,
With a ruthless killer's heart!
I am a vicious highway man!
A source of death and tears,
When you'll see how the story ends,
You'll not believe your ears!
I later run away to Atlas,
Changed my name to Benjamin Smith,
Was sent to prison
After stealing weapons from a blacksmith!
Wrote a letter to the White Fang,
A plea it did relate,
The postman saw the envelope,
Now here's the twist of fate!
He had taught me to write,
So he quickly found I'd lied,
"That's not Ben Smith's hand,
"It's Mercury Black's!" He cried! (Asshole)
Was a vicious highway man!
My murders had brought me fame!
Was stitched up by a postie,
That's not glamorous - that's lame!
No more stand and deliver,
You'll remember this I hope,
It's no fun hanging with highway men
When you end up hanging on a rope!
A/N: You can't stop me.
XD
I was really bored and was listening to this song and it just came into my head.
If you listen to Horrible Histories' Suffragettes Song, you'll see elements of the White Fang. True shit.
So yeah. Hope you enjoyed, please review, etc.
I think that song would be a good AMV for a tribute for Mercury.
Gotta love that motherfucker.
See ya.