SHOT THROUGH WITH SCARLET

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GINGER

Kaoru finally finds out why Hikaru doesn't like Fred and George. He kindly lets his colour-blind brother continue believing that their hair, is not in fact red but is actually green.

BOTTLE

"For the last time – I am not playing babies again! Don't you dare try to feed me that bottle!" Kaoru shouts during that afternoon's club meeting.

"Okay then, we'll find something else to put in your mouth." Hikaru grins. Kaoru goes red and sits back down on the opposite couch.

LOVE

Love - Kaoru decides one cold, wet Saturday evening as he stands out in the wild weather, searching through garbage bags – is stupid. Why did Hikaru care about that damn pencil so much anyway?

MOBILE PHONE

"I don't care if it was Haruhi – never answer the damn phone when we're having sex!"

SICK

It was sweet. Twenty year old Hikaru thought as he lay in his huge blue bed, piles of tissues around him and a hot cup of tea on his bedside table. Kaoru firmly saying he doesn't care how sick he is, and that he is going to make him feel better anyway he can and that he isn't going to leave his side no matter what – it was very sweet. But now, listening to his brother moan and whine and cough in the bed beside him, he can't help but think something went wrong somewhere.

PULSE

Tamaki wasn't surprised when he received a call from the Hittachin household at two in the morning. He'd known since Hikaru's car-crash that Kaoru wouldn't be around for much longer.

SORE

Kaoru's back was killing him. His only hope for that day was that their clothes would stay on long enough for them to reach the bed this time.

POETIC

Sick of Kaoru's constantly cryptic messages and hints, secretive and sad little sighs Hikaru decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. After spending weeks couped up in his room, ignoring everyone, even his twin Hikaru finally produces a four-verse poem explaining his deep and passionate feelings towards his brother. Kaoru hands it back with a sigh, saying that's not how you spell 'erection.'

DARK

That was the day that Tamaki discovered Kaoru was afraid of the dark. That was also the day the twins 'accidentally' dyed Kyoya's hair green. That was the day Tamaki tried out his latest punishment and locked the twins in a dark supply closet. That was also the day Tamaki found out the twins lied to him. Forever more that will be the day that is burned into the school janitor's mind.