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Tee hee! Yes I know Katie! I'm slightly copying your idea, but on wit the show!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Zelda charters, but I do own mine characters! Tee Hee!

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When Chickens Attack At Lon Lon (a.k.a. case #409)





The Ole Mighty One Who Writes (TOMOWW kinda like tomorrow): *runs around stupidly* I NEED TO WRITE! TEE HEE! *Throws a chicken across Lon Lon ranch* *POP! An Idea! * Oh! I writes story bout chicken!.................

OnGoingVilliagerNamedBob: Tomoww! Mesa needsa faeriesa tosa helpsa mesa livesa!

(I'm naming my self Vara)

Vara: *Throws chair* And what lanague are you speaking?

Bob: Visa.

Vara:......Well I speak credit card!

Bob: How do you speak THAT?

Vara: America.

Bob: (?)

Vara: Okay...so anyway *melts into story* the Visa speaking boy, Bob is walking a long and he sees a.... *Shouts to producer* Hey! What should the stupid kid see?....

Producer:..Uh...how about a horse?

Vara: *smiles* okay...So Bob sees a horse...

Bob: *Walks towards a horse that appears* wait! Can we start this over?

Vara:Uh okay.....

Tee hee! Like first chapter? *runs around yelling "tee hee"* TEE HEE TEE HEE!!!!