Gaara Gets Therapy
"Okay, Gaara, now we're going to do some word association. I'll say a word, then you'll say the first word you think of. Cloud."
"Blood."
"Zebra."
"Death."
"Um… lollipop."
"Blood."
"Puppy."
"Blood."
"Now, Gaara, this may be hard for you to answer, but why did you say 'blood'?"
"I saw the puppy. Then, I saw me, killing the puppy. Its blood fed the demon god."
"Okay… let's see if we do any better with an inkblot test. What does this look like to you?"
"Spattered blood."
"Okay, I can see where this is going, so I'm going to ask you some questions. How does blood make you feel?"
"Happy."
"What about killing people?"
"Happy."
"How do questions about feelings make you feel?"
"Angry. Sand coffin!"
BONUS!
Categories in the Ninja Academy Yearbook
One: Most Likely to Die in a Gruesome Throwing Star Incident
Two: Most Prominent Facial Feature
Three: Homecoming Hokage