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EXCEPT WE DO OWN OURSELVES!! So ya can't sue us!! Ü
Note: No notes. Every thing is self-explanatory (and we really DO like Destiny's Child. Don't take it personally)
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Insanity Island*MJ and Luci stand in Ling-Ling Lung-Lung strike back attack position*
MJ: The Duo of Doom is BACK!!
Luci: DUO?! Where's DUO?! *Looks around frantically*
MJ: No stupid! US!! *Hits her over the head* Not Duo Maxwell!! [We don't REALLY fight this much…]
Luci: AWW MAN!! *Snaps fingers*
*MJ shakes her head* Luci…. You are soo sad!
Luci: Let's just get the ball rolling!! I GET TO WORK THE CAMERA!!
MJ: NO!! I DO!!
Luci: Not if I get there FIRST!!
*Luci and MJ make mad dash for camera equipment*
Luci: HA!! I got it!! Hehehehehe!
MJ: You don't even know how to work it!
Luci: So…. I can learn! *Turns camera upside down* How do ya turn this thing on?
*MJ sweatdrop then shrugs* Ok… Now on to the important stuff! ENOUGH of us being idiots!!
Luci: Well we can't really stop that! HEHEHE
*MJ does face fault* MJ: We have thrown the entire cast of Ranma ½ onto a strange island (Also the set of MJ's story Calypso (OK we have as tight budget. So sue us. No don't)). And we are gonna have connntesssstssss!!! And who can survive the longest? You have heard of Temptation Island, well this:
Luci & MJ: INSANITY ISLAND!!!!!
MJ: I will be your host ~
Luci: AS LONG AS I GET WORK THE CAMERA!!!!
MJ: Today… You see~
Luci: *talking fast* weknockedthemoutanddraggedthemhere!!!!
MJ: But I am sure *glares at Luci* if we ASKED them they would have come willingly.
Luci: Nuh uhhhhhhhh….
MJ: *under breath* baka-onna.
Luci: Wha was that?
MJ: NOTHINGGGG! Anyway…
We will be walking around asking questions to the malicious IMEAN~~
Luci: You know what you said and I would agree with you on some levels COUGHkunoCOUGH
MJ: *slaps her high five* O YEA! Now onto the REAL story.
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*MJ and Luci creep around in all camouflage*
Luci: As the two explorers attempt to make contact with the strange poetry beast…
Kuno: Why art thou hiding in yonder bush?
MJ: You tell us. Any way… Kuno-kun, why do you carry that annoying stick thing everywhere?
Kuno: It is a bokken. Are you not the girl that drugged me and dragged me here? No that must have been your sister over there… *points to Luci who is talking to a bug*
Luci: hello Harry…
Kuno: *Sweat drop*
MJ: MY SISTER???? SOMEONE HAS HIT YOU TOO HARD WITH YOUR STICK THINGY!
Kuno: BOKKEN! Do you dare challenge the great Tatewaki Kuno! The Blue Thunder of Furinkian High!
Nabiki: *walks by* you mean the True Blunder!
Kuno: *blushes*
MJ: Anyway Kuno-kun, you didn't answer the question. Why do you carry your BOKKEN everywhere?
Kuno: Because I have spent my life becoming the great Tatewaki Kuno! I must have my emblem with me at all times!
Luci: So you won't mind if I just, take it! *Takes it and bops him over the head with it* this is fun!
MJ: MY TURN!
BONK
BONK
BOINK
MJ: That WAS fun!
Kuno: STOP IT!
Luci: Why?
MJ: Now moving along! *Drags Luci along*
Luci: NYAAAAAA!
*They move along to Mousse who is standing with Shampoo*
MJ: O he is sooooo CUTE!!!!!!! *Begins to drool*
Luci: Now that I'm finally the only sane one here I get to ask the questions! Mousse-kun, do you know who that girl is standing behind you?
Mousse: aaaah, no?
Luci: You will soon!
MJ: YOU HAVE THOUSANDS OF FANS WORLD WIDE!!! AND YOU ARE STILL STUCK ON SHAMPOO! COME WITH US!
Mousse: no. *scoots away from MJ. MJ scoots with him. *
Shampoo: What is you talking MJ?
MJ: How do you know my name?
Shampoo: It says on funny word cards over there!
Luci: SHAMPOO! SHUT UP! THEY CAN'T FIND OUT ABOUT OUR FUNNY LINE CUE CARDS! Oops…Mousse-kun, why are you standing on your head? O wait the Camera's upside down! I guess all we've shot so far is... Upside down!
MJ: *Hits her over the head* BAKA! So Mousse-kun, What do think of that dried up monkey over there?
Mousse: The living mummy?
Cologne: Who is dried up?
MJ & Luci: Come on! We'll take you on! *Cologne clocks them on the head with her staff* OWWWWW!!!!!!
MJ: That hurt NO DA!!!
Luci: You DO NOT hit the girl with the CAMERAAAAA!!!! *Luci bonks Cologne over the head with the camera* YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE POWER OF MY KI!!!!! *Luci makes a shot of her ki towards Cologne* TAKE THIS!!!
*A small puff of smoke*
MJ: What was that?!
Luci: *sweatdrop* Um… We better RUN!!!
*Luci and MJ make a dash for it*
MJ: Farewell my Mousse-kun
Luci: Oh brother!
MJ: Whew! Now let's go find the Tendo family! *Looking back at Cologne* they're a LOT safer!!
*Panda rolling on ball*
Luci: Oh look! It's Genma!
MJ: Let's go bug 'em!!
Luci: YEA! *Turns chibi*
MJ: Hey Genma! We're going to interrogate you if you don't mind!!
Genma: *Holds up sign that says* Actually I DO mind
Luci: Well too bad!! Why do like being a panda so much?
Genma: *Holds up another sign reading* so I won't be interrogated by annoying 13 year old girls!
Luci: REALLY?! *Totally gullible look on her face*
MJ: Let's go!
*They walk over to a "shelter" that they made* (It's really four sticks trying to hold up a bed sheet)
Luci: Lookie!!! It's Kasumi and Soun!!
*Whams camera in their face*
MJ: What's it like being drugged and taken to a deserted island?
Soun: Hey! You're the girls who drugged us and brought us here in the first place!
Luci: What makes you say that? *Hides bottle of sleeping pills in her pocket* [MJ, is that what you use to drug people? MJ: Yes Luci…]
Kasumi: *In sweet tender voice* Father, why don't you have some pot stickers I just made?
Luci and MJ: US TOO!!!!! ^_^
Kasumi: *sweat drop* (Probably her first EVER!!) Alright…
*Luci and MJ stuff their faces w/ pot stickers and other foods*
Kasumi: Oh my… You ate all our food!
Luci: *sweat drop* Oops… well you know what they say! Once ya pop, the fun don't stop!! *Turns chibi Chichiri* No DA?
MJ: I think we better run…
Soun: YOU… ATE… ALL… THE… FOOD!!!! *Turns into a big head with a serpent's tongue*
MJ and Luci: ACKY!!!! *Runs for their life*
Ranma: Come back here OLD man!!
Happosai: *Carrying a bag of Ranma-chan's underwear* I don't think so!!! What's this?! * Spots MJ and Luci* Two beautiful goddesses on a deserted island! *Runs toward them*
Luci: You take another closer and you'll meet the goddesses of Death!!!! * Fighting stance*
MJ: * Bops her on the head* don't use Duo's saying! It's copy righted!!
Luci: Aw man… Well whatever! Happosai, you perv! You even try and touch me I'll kick your ass!!
Happosai: *sniff sniff* Why?!
Ranma: Cause your a pervert!
Happosai: Ranma! How dare you interfere!
Luci: Oh just get out of here! *Kicks him into the middle of next week*
Ranma: Hey thanks a lot of getting rid of that perverted Happosai!
Luci: No prob!
MJ: *drools*
Luci and Ranma: *sweatdrop*
Ranma: Anyway, I'm Ranma!
MJ: *gets between Luci and Ranma* we know! *Smiles freakily* (and yes that is a word!!)
*Luci rolls eyeballs* Whatever MJ!! Nice to meet you Ranma! *Shakes Ranma's hand*
*Turns round and squeals* OMG!! I just touched Ranma!!! EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!
*Ranma looks confused* Ok you two later! *Whispers* Much later…
*Ranma starts walks away*
*Luci keeps squealing and MJ keeps drooling till they realize Ranma's leaving* *in unison* HEY YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!!
Luci: We're SO NOT finished w/ you!!
MJ: YEA!! We gotta film ya!!! *Pours bucket of water over Ranma's head*
Ranma-chan: Whatcha do that FOR?!??!!??!
Luci: cause it's interesting. SMILE!
Ran-chan: *growls* WATCHING ME SUFFER IS INTERESTING??????
Luci: Yes?
Ran-chan: Oh you little…
Kuno: MY PIGTAILED GODDESS!!! You have freed yourself from that sorcerer Saotome!
Ran-chan: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Hides behind MJ*
Kuno: *puzzled* Why do you run from me my love?
MJ: Cause you're annoying. Duh. *Looks at him like he's stupid. *
Kuno: FEEL MY WRATH!!!!! *Lunges at MJ*
MJ: *Gets her Katana from nowhere and blocks with an over hand* I don't have anything choreographed Kuno dear so please wait until I do. [I take stage combat, if you didn't know]
Kuno: *walks away scratching his head* stage… combat? Such strange teenagers. Thanks the gods I wasn't that strange when I was that young.
MJ: *mutters* I am just so sure…
Kodachi: YOU LITTLE HARLOT!!! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY RANMA DARLING?
Luci: whozawha? *Completely blank look*
MJ: Luci, she thinks that Ranma is hers. And she doesn't believe that the red haired one and Ranma are the same person. Get it?
Luci: ooooooo~~~no.
MJ: never mind.
Luci: She is completely neurotic right?
MJ: she's Kuno's sister.
Luci: oooooo~~~ that explains a lot.
MJ: Doesn't it though?
Kodachi: And you would be?
MJ&LUCI: *Lin Lin Lung Lung strike back attack* WE ARE:
Luci: LUCI!
MJ: AND MJ!
MJ&Luci: AND WE ATE TOO MUCH SUGAR THIS MORNING!
Kodachi: I know who you are!
Luci: You do?
Kodachi: YOU WANT MY RANMA DARLING!
MJ: *facefault*
Luci: *sweatdrop* er…. Not quite. We don't WANT WANT Ranma. We WANT to TAPE him.
Kodachi: YOU LITTLE RAT!
MJ: Is it just me or is she even more neurotic in real life?
Luci: It isn't just you.
Kodachi: WHAT?
MJ: Hey, L-chan, since this is our fic, we can do what we want right?
Luci: I think so.
MJ: Let's try it! *Types: Kodachi stands on her head*
Kodachi: *stand on her head* WHAT IN SEVEN HELLS?
MJ: IT WORKS!
Luci: *slaps her high five* Now, lets get rid of her.
MJ: *poofs away Kodachi*
Kodachi: *poofs away*
MJ & Luci: YEA! *Hear hot water splash*
Akane: Really Ranma… How DO you get into these things?!
Ranma: It WAS THEM!! I swear…
Luci: *zooms in w/ camera* SMILE!!!! Tee hee…
MJ: So… Akane, tell us all about you and Ranma!! And don't leave ANYTHING out!!!
Akane: What?! *Chases MJ w/ mallet*
Luci: HEHEHEHE!! Good thing I didn't say it!! So Ranma spill!!!
Ranma: Wha'?
Luci: Hello? You and Akane...? DUH!!
Ranma: You mean that uncute macho chick!
MJ: Oh c'mon... Everyone knows you tease her because you're insecure- OW!! *Slammed by Akane's mallet*
Ranma: insecure?!?!
Akane: Come on Ranma! *Pulls Ranma away by the pigtail*
Nabiki: PSSST!
Luci: Huh?
Nabiki: How much ya want for the camera?
Luci: Camera…
Nabiki: I'll give you 3000 yen.
MJ: YEN DOESN'T MEAN A THING TO US! How about dollars???
Nabiki: dollars?
MJ: Ya know! Mula, gator skin, denero!
Nabiki:????
MJ: THE GREEN BABY, THE GREEN!!!!
Nabiki:?????
MJ: American currency.
Nabiki: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!
Luci: So how much are you willing to pay? OW!
MJ: *drags her away*
Nabiki: damn.
Ukyo: *jumps out of nowhere* would you like to buy some Okonomyaki?
Luci: PIZZA!!!!
Ukyo: Noooooo. Okonomyaki.
Luci: PIZZA!
Ukyo: OKONOMYAKI!!!!
MJ: *cuts in* we'll take two.
Luci: *sticks her tongue out behind MJ's back* pizza, pizza, pizza!
Ukyo: Here ya go! *Smile smile*
Luci: *takes a big bite and then spits it out* THERE IS FISH ON THIS PIZZA! I HATE FISH!
Ukyo: Okonomyaki is made with seafood. *Looks at Luci* Duh.
Luci: I ATE SEAFOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!! *Starts rubbing her tongue* EWEWEWEWEWEW! *Brushes her teeth frantically* MUST GET RID OF YUCKY FISH TASTE!
MJ&Ukyo: *sweatdrop* uhhhhhhhh…
Luci: puff puff puff puff… ALL GONE!
MJ: Well Ukyo *picks up camera*
Luci: *grabs it back* MIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
MJ: whatever. Do you love Ryoga?
Ukyo: WHAT??? That direction impaired jackass???
MJ: Yes! ^^ Fang boy!
Ukyo: EEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! Get away from me!
MJ&Luci: *run*
MJ: That was sad. The poor girl is in denial.
Luci: *talks into the camera* Well that about wraps it up for this episode! Keep checking back for updates!
MJ&Luci: Jaa!!!!!
What'd ya think????????
Luci: Well, I like it.
MJ: you would. Well we know Luci likes it! How about you? Tell us in an email or a review (preferably the latter)
MJ&Luci: UNTIL NEXT TIME MINNA!
Luci: This is MJ and Luci, signing off!