Note: Ok, don't take this seriously. This is a little gag I did for my therapist. She wanted me to write a story about what I want my future to be like. Rolls eyes She never said that I had to take the whole thing seriously. So, here it is. xP I hope I can get at least a laugh from you guys. And, yes, I know it's poorly written, that's the point. She wants me to write some 'master piece'. And this is what she's getting. Just to be difficult.

Note II: This takes place after the sixth book. xP

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

An evil cackle echoed in the large dining hall that Harry Potter occupied. He had just graduated from school a few months prior and defeated Voldemort, making the world safe once more.

However, the world was only safe for a few weeks, until Harry decided that he wanted to take Voldemort's place. He knew that nobody would be able to stop him, with Dumbledore dead; nobody would stand in his way of greatness.

Harry took a sip of the fine wine his servants had produced for him, smirking. Life was great. He had accomplished something Voldemort never could. World domination! And within just a few short months, too. Not to mention, he had an amazing lover at his side.

Harry sighed, now he knew why Voldemort wanted so much power. It was so exhilarating, so arousing. Or maybe the arousal was from what his lover – Draco Malfoy – was doing to him from under the table. Either way, it felt good.

As for his school friends, a few of them followed him on his way to greatness – Fred and George. Others had been locked in the dungeon never to be seen again – Hermione and Ron. He never liked them anyway.

Harry liked to think that there was a difference between him and Voldemort. He – Harry – was at least nice to his servants. Somewhat. He never tortured them, at least! That was a good thing, right? Hell, Harry even had Severus Snape working for him, willingly! Snape of all people.

Snape had been ecstatic to work for Harry. And the old man proved to be quite useful. Snape kept track of his paper work, captured, servants. Snape even had his own lover, Remus Lupin. Harry smirked; those two were so cute together.

"Draco," Harry whispered, breathlessly.

Harry heard a faint, "Yes, Harry?" from under the table.

"You know you shouldn't be doing this while we have guests."

"I know, but it's fun to watch you squirm."

"Oh, I won't be the one squirming tonight, Mister."

"Promise?"

Harry chuckled, "Promise."

"So, Harry what is your next choice of place to conquer?" Snape asked.

"Anywhere I haven't yet," Harry replied smoothly.

"That would be," Snape said, checking the papers laid out in front of him. "China and Japan."

"Is that all?" Harry inquired.

"Yes."

"Have a plane ready for me in the morning."

"Okay."

"You may go now, Severus."

"Thank you."

Harry smirked as he watched Snape leave the room, a spring in his step that Harry barely noticed. It was obvious that Snape really cared for Lupin.

"Now," Harry said in a sultry voice. "You're coming with me, young man."

Draco appeared from underneath the table, smirking. Harry walked out of the room with Draco following close behind. That night, screams of pleasure echoed throughout most of the mansion. Who would've thought that Draco Malfoy of all people was a screamer?

Ok, that's it. Meh. I don't care if it's good or not. Just a gag that I decided to post. Reviews are still welcomed.

Oh, on another note. I'm still working on My Hero (Last Resort). I'm halfway through rewriting the first chapter. It should be another few weeks before I'm done. I'm not making any promises, though. And, you can be on the look out for two more one shots I've been working on.

Well, see you all round. And remember, I still love my reviews. n.n