The MWPP Diaries

This is a bit of a spin-off of my "MWPP Passing Notes." I just randomly got the idea of writing what may be found in Remus, Sirius, Peter, and James' diaries. Here's how it works: They all have journals and each chapter is a compilation of each person's entry for one day. So, yeah… Oh just read it. If it sucks, tell me and I'll take this off and jump off a bridge (By the way, anyone seen "The Punisher"? You know that bridge at the end? I'll jump of IT as I live 20 miles away! It's in Florida, too! Not Cuba or whatever…BAH!). I'm just trying something new. Please, like it, please! R/R, too!


Remus:

I told him not to do it. I told him 50 times, "No Sirius, jumping off the North Tower into the lake is not an 'awesome idea'." But he did it anyway. James just laughed when he hit the water, and Peter, mister "I-must-copy-everything-James-does" did as well. Yeah, needless to say Sirius was injured…badly. He broke both his arms and his left leg, nearly froze to death, AND somehow managed to lose my best quill that I let him borrow. Apparently he had it in his pocket. That is the LAST time ANYONE ever borrow my stuff. Especially Sirius.

We went to visit him in the hospital wing about an hour ago. Madam Pawson managed to mend his broken bones, but he still looked horrible. I thought I might send his new girlfriend, whatever-her-name-is, to see him. Handsome, charming Sirius won't have too much luck with the girls as a swollen, bruised, bloody mess. Serves him right.

On a lighter note, I'm pretty sure I passed my Transfiguration test. Thank God, too. It's been a bloody nightmare learning how to turn armadillos into shoes. The two just don't mix. Really. I don't think Peter did very well though. He was asleep. Obviously Sirius wasn't there. And James was too busy staring at that Lily Evans to even bother writing his name on his parchment. Scary, sometimes, how one person can be so deluded. No offense to him…well, actually, yeah, it's probably offensive, but James is just too obsessed with Lily. And I'm sure she hates him, too. Poor guy.

Peter:

Sirius jumped into the lake this morning. From the North Tower. Man, was it funny. Well, it wasn't funny when three teachers had to pull him out of the water and resuscitate him, but it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen! James thought he was dead at first and got all teary, but when Sirius woke up and yelled something along the lines of "Gerrof me you fecking bastards! I'm all-bloody-right!" we all knew he was okay. Though we lost about 50 house points for that… Then he passed out again. Anyway, he's still in the hospital wing. Madam Pawson said it would be at least a week before he was back on his feet. Probably right. He's still all black and blue. Maybe it was a bad idea of James to dare him to do it…

I failed another test today. It's not my fault I fell asleep! I was up late last night spying on the dormitory next door. They had stolen cakes and stuff from the kitchens and I was trying to hear how they did it. Sirius and James do it all the time, but they won't tell me how to get in. It's not fair! I'll figure it out, though, if it's the last thing I do! Well, not really the last thing. I don't really feel like dying today…

James:

I cannot believe Sirius jumped into the lake from the castle roof! I wouldn't have dared him if I knew he was going to do it! Oh man, I thought he was just kidding when he looked like he was dead after hitting the water. But no! He'd really passed out. I'd bet ten galleons that he tries to kill me when he's fully recovered. I guess I have it coming, though…

Anyway, it happened during break after Divination. Professor Figgins left to ask the Headmaster something and left the trapdoor to the room open. So me, Remus, Peter, and Sirius snuck in. Sirius climbed out of the window and on to the stone ledge around the tower. Remus kept yelling at him to get down, Peter just watched in awe. I was egging him on, but it was only a joke, I swear! And then he did it. He jumped. I'm surprised he's still alive.

I talked to him in the hospital wing after Peter and Remus left. He didn't really say much. Actually he said nothing. He just kind of…lied there. I think he was asleep. Good thing too. I hope he didn't hear my apology. Now that I think about it, it sounded kind of wussy. No, I'll do it better when he's okay again.

And one last thing: Lily looked at me in Transfiguration…or was it Herbology? Maybe it was Potions? Anyway, I know she likes me. I might ask her out tomorrow. Again.

Sirius:

Don't feel like writing today. Jumped off North Tower into lake. Bad idea. Note to self: kill James.


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