Title: Aca-Scuse Me?
Universal Pictures owns all rights of Pitch Perfect…I only own this story written for a Smut Sunday challenge. M-Rated for explicit language, mature themes and unadulterated uncensored depictions of intercourse (aka sex). Fandoms depicted: Jeca and Laubrey.
Summary: What happens when you pair up an a-cappella singing projectile vomiter with Barden's British bad boy? Entertainment for all and an excellent solution to Beca and Jesse's problem.
Prologue
Six months since the Bella's won their first ICCA championships and after the infamous kiss, Beca and Jesse are going on strong. Keeping things under wraps, everyone knows they're together, but not to the extent of actually taking their relationship to the next level. Having finally decided to go public, their world is temporarily turned upside down by the likes of a British bad boy radio station manager and recently graduated control freak with an uncontrollable urge to purge. Like the Treblemakers, the Bellas have been gifted a house to call their own. With many of the girls taking up residence in the newly constructed structure on campus, it's never a dull moment at Casa de Bella.
Bella House - Beca's Bedroom
"Dude…get off! I'm gonna to be late for practice and you know they're gonna give me shit for it."
Jesse cracked up at his petite girlfriend's predicament. "Who cares! You've got the pitch pipe now and that barfing bimbo is finally gone." He hooked a tendril of hair behind her ear-spike and latched onto her neck. "Plus, I really need my Beca fix."
"You've had your fix of me like all night AND this morning, now c'mon before those aca-bitches come looking for me." She gave their situation some more thought. "They still don't know I snuck you in."
"Babe, we've been together for six wonderful months, everyone knows we're best friends and, or lov-"
"-Just don't." She held her hand up in protest. "Don't say that word."
"God...you're adorable."
"I am…UGH! So not...don't call me that ever again!" She flipped them over and slapped his bare chest.
"Ouch!" He yelped. "What was that for?"
"Serves you right!" She grumbled back, trying to conceal her amusement. "I might be on the small side but I'm so not cute!" And sulked like a child.
"I never said you were cute, but you're definitely adorable."
"No I'm not, take it back!" She insisted. "I'm a badass with a bad attitude and don't you ever forget it, Swanson!"
"No you're not, you only think you are because you have tattoos and that ear monstrosity." He went on. "Beca Mitchell is beyond adorable. She has bunny slippers, giggles when tickled, enjoys a good rom-com and loves to cuddle after making lo-"
"-Dude…stop!" She protested. "You're literally a breath away from losing a testicle."
Cowering from his girl, he pushed her off and pretended to grab his now deflated balls.
"Hey! Just a little while ago you were loving my nads." He teased, bringing his snarky girlfriend against him.
Trying her best to not crack a smile she was resigned to the fact that her nerdy boyfriend knew her all too well.
"Fine, but if you talk about any of this outside this room, you'll be going WITHOUT YOUR FIX until further notice." Groaning in despair he decided it was best to stop teasing her.
"Relax...your secrets are safe with me." He sighed, pulling her closer. "Speaking of secrets, when are we telling our friends about us?" He asked, placing a kiss to her lips.
"Soon." She reciprocated back inviting his tongue to mingle with hers. "Very soon…"
"Mmm…" He moaned back, tasting her. "When?" He asked again, rolling his girl onto her back and positioning himself over her. "We love each other Becs, and it's killing me that nobody knows when all I want to do is shout it out to the world." He confessed, kissing her deeply while helping himself to her pliant mounds.
Getting caught up in the moment, her sapphire eyes rolled back into their sockets. "Okay," she finally caved in as her nipples stiffened under his ministration. "Friday...we'll tell them this Friday." Becoming more breathless, she climbed on top of her boyfriend and straddled his hips.
"Mmm..." He moaned in response to their new position. "Umm...Beca. Not that I'm not loving this but, what happened to practice?"
"Fuck it!" She replied with a wicked grin. "Chloe's there, they can start without me." Lifting herself up she slid him easily inside.
Barden's Performing Arts Center
Approximately fifteen minutes late Beca with her freshly fucked glow, practically skipped to her destination as she arrived to practice. Entering the silent room, all eyes were on her as she casually made her way to the front while reading a slew of text messages on her cell phone.
Amy: Where are you flat butt? If you don't get here soon I'm gonna unleash the Kracken!"
Stacie: Stop fucking your boyfriend and get your ass over here...NOW!"
Cynthia Rose: Oh girl! You're not gonna believe this shit!
Lilly: My hamster exploded in the microwave.
Ashley: Hellooo! You coming to practice?
Jessica: Hey...you alive?
Chloe: Call me as soon as possible...it's about Aubrey.
Finally reaching the front, her eyes were still glued to her latest generation iPhone until she bumped into none other than the blonde retching aca-Nazi herself. Looking up from her digital device she was completely taken off guard.
What the fuck?
"Aubrey! What are YOU doing here?"
"Is that any way to greet an old friend?"
Old friend my ass...
"Umm...sorry, I just didn't expect to see you so soon." Beca admitted, shoving her phone into her jeans pocket.
"Well, it's a long story however I decided to return for my masters degree, so surprise!"
"Yeah...surprise! Umm...so you're here!" She tried to hide her disappointment then had to ask the question. "Does this mean you're gonna stick with the Bellas?"
"Of course I am Be-kah, and from what I see your leadership is lacking." She went on with the condescending tone that Beca always hated. "Nice of you to finally show up."
Getting more perturbed Beca's face flamed red. "How dare you come in here and-"
"-Hold on Beca, the best is yet to come." Cynthia Rose forewarned, cutting her off. "Now would be a good time to brace yourself."
Sighing loudly for good measure Aubrey continued. "Thank god I'm here." She patted her forehead with the back of her hand for dramatic effect. "Beca, I'll be taking over now, please take your seat."
"The hell you will! Just in case you've forgotten, I've got the pitch pipe!" Beca raged on waving the musical doohickey in front of her.
"Yeah...umm, I'll need that back." And plucked the compact device from the shorter girl's grip. "I know this isn't something you're used to Be-kah, but I'm willing to compromise. You can continue to arrange the music, however I'll make the final decision on what we perform and lead the Bella's with Chloe's help."
In complete shock as to what just transpired Beca was literally rendered speechless.
"Oh, and one more thing, the oath is back on so no more dating Trebles." She proudly announced, shooting an extra special glare at Beca.
This time Stacie became unglued. "You can't just do that Aubrey! Some of us have already hooked up and-"
"-Well, I guess you'll just have to break it off then, won't you Stacie?" Aubrey's interruption and matter-of-fact attitude set off more anger from the girls.
"But Aubrey, that isn't fair." Jessica whined, looking over at Beca whose crossed arms body language spoke volumes. "You can't expect us to-"
"-If you don't like it then I suggest you leave. The Bellas are champions now and I'm sure there are tons of ladies willing to take your place, if I asked them." Aubrey added, cutting off the younger girl.
Pulling Aubrey to the side, Beca tried to suppress the raging inferno building inside of her. "What the hell are you doing?" She whispered to her former captain. "These girls helped make us champions last year. You can't just come barging in here and expect them to turn off their feelings just because you've made an unilateral decision. You, yourself are dating a Treble. What the hell has gotten into you?"
The heartless wench turned to Beca with reddened eyes filled with fury, while trying desperately to hold back the urge to have an involuntary protein spill. Flinching in response, Beca took a defensive step back in anticipation that she may need to take cover.
"That's over, Uni cheated on me. I listened to your advice and got my heart stomped. That's what they do Be-kah, this is why we can never let them penetrate us." She motioned to her nether regions. "And this thing you have with Jesse, it has to end."
What the hell!?
With her eyes turning into giant saucers, Beca became enraged by the turn of events. "First of all YOU don't have the right to dictate who I'm with, and second of all, I have no intention of breaking up with MY boyfriend who's been the best thing that's ever happened to me." She gave it a moment to let her words sink in. "Aubrey, I'm sorry what happened with Uni however, just because you were hurt doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer." Turning on her heel she headed for the exit.
"Oh...and before you leave, practice will be everyday for a minimum of two hours including weekends. So do try to be here on time."
"Everyday?" Fat Amy sighed with despair. "Next thing you know she'll be adding vertical running."
Aubrey shot a look of contempt at the chubbiest Bella then began to jot down some notes on the dry erase board.
"You know what?" Beca turned around to face her nemesis. "FUCK YOU, AUBREY! Create your own damn sets!" She took a moment to look at the girls she once thought of as misfits but now considered close friends. What she was about to do wasn't easy, but she wasn't going to jeopardize her relationship with Jesse. "You want to lead the Bellas? Well, they're all yours because...I QUIT!"
"NO!" The girls yelled in unison while their beloved leader stormed out.
"Beca...WAIT!" Chloe ran after her. "Please don't do this!"
When they were out of earshot of the gang Beca stopped and turned around to address her closest friend. "I'm not breaking up with him."
"Of course you're not." Chloe sympathized with her bestie. "We all know how much Jesse means to you. We also know how you sneak him in every night and kick him out before any of us are awake."
"Shit!" Beca cursed to herself, realizing they weren't being as discreet as they thought. "You guys know about that?"
"The walls are thin." Chloe nodded making her younger friend blush from embarrassment. "The sex must be aca-awesome for you to risk being caught like that."
"It's so much more than that." Beca confessed. "He gets me, I mean like really gets me and I'm not about to throw that away just because that prissy bitch says so."
"It sounds like you guys are getting pretty serious."
"We are serious." Beca admitted. "We're beginning to make plans after college."
"What kind of plans?"
"You know, moving to L.A. and other stuff..."
"Wow, I had no idea you felt that way."
"Nobody knows, well except you now." Beca chuckled nervously. "Jesse's my first real boyfriend and I don't want to fuck it up."
"Then don't call it off, just don't quit the Bellas." The redhead practically begged. "Let me talk to her."
"I don't know, Chlo. I'll think about it."
WBUJ Radio Station
With Luke running the booth Jesse noticed the music being played had a different feel to it. For the last couple of hours songs depicting deception, regret and violence had been cued up. Stopping his mundane daily task of stacking CD's the Treblemaker listened to the latest tune and was amused by the said lyrics…
I didn't know you were a fake.
Every lie straight to my face.
So blind I could not see
right behind my back
you stabbed me
I should have known you were a bitch
shut up, you're makin me sick.
little man you're nothing like me
lying, cheating, so deceiving.
I trusted you, broke me down
and you screwed me over
Don't try to deny it
you cannot hide it
I'll be ignited
When I get to watch you
Burn Burn Burn
I wanna watch you
Burn Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
You're gonna get what you deserve
I wanna watch you burn
You turned me, inside out
My world is upside down
You got her are you happy now
Looking over your shoulder
Fucking me over
I trusted you, sold me out
this is far from over
Don't try to deny it
you cannot hide it
I'll be ignited
When I get to watch you
Burn Burn Burn
I wanna watch you
Burn Burn burn
I wanna watch you
Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
You're gonna get what you deserve
And you'll never learn
Yeah
Your time has come now
its your turn
I'll watch you Burn
BURN
BURN
BURN
I wanna watch you
BURN
BURN
BURN
I wanna watch you burn
You're gonna get what you deserve
And you'll never learn, Yeah
your time has come now
its your turn
I wanna watch you BURN BURN BURN
I wanna watch you BURN BURN BURN
I wanna watch you BURN
Curious to find out the reason for the change in genre Jesse approached the DJ booth and noticed the slightly ajar door with the British bad boy banging his forehead against the desk.
"Hey man, are you okay?"
"What do ya bloody want, Jesse?"
"Umm nothing, just been noticing a drastic change in the playlist. The last hour I've heard nothing but songs about breaking up, death and betrayal. Since when do we play the likes of Godsmack, Green Day and Papa Roach?"
"Don't be such a wanker." The Brit tossed a framed photo into a drawer and slammed it shut. "What's wrong, not your cup of tea?"
"No...they're fine but for the record, "Burn" was my personal favorite. The lyrics alone made me want to slit my throat."
Luke's lips pressed together in a hard line with his nostrils flared. "Listen here Yank...when you're minding the booth you can play your own rubbish, but for now, I'm a little gutted so this is what I fancy. Now, unless you're in a lurgy...piss off!"
"Umm...yeah sure...forget I asked."
Fucking prick!
Scratching his head in confusion Jesse headed back upstairs to his mind numbing task. About ten minutes later he was joined by a very perturbed girlfriend who was nearly two hours early for her shift.
"Hey short-stack, miss me already?"
"Don't call me that!" She hissed, tossing her bag on the semen smeared desk. "In case you haven't noticed, I'm in a shitty mood."
What is this? Let's take a crap on Jesse day?
"What's wrong babe?" He asked, giving her his best puppy dog look in case he did something to piss her off.
"Haven't you heard?" She asked like it was the most obvious news of the century.
"Heard what?" He responded, not having a clue what she was alluding to.
"Really? Have you been living under a rock?"
"Honey, after you left I came here so I haven't heard anything. Please tell me what's going on."
Deflating her lungs Beca raked her fingers through her hair. "I don't even know where to start." She sighed. "All I know is that if something isn't done soon, you and my dad will be bailing me out of jail again, and this time it won't be for destruction of property."
"All right...calm down. Have a seat and tell your loving and stunningly handsome boyfriend all about it." He said kneading her shoulders.
His words and impromptu massage had a calming affect on her and started breaking down her sour disposition.
"I'm sorry...I didn't mean to take it out on you." She sighed again. "C'mere and bring those pouty lips to me."
"Yes ma'am." Coming around to her front he pressed his lips to hers.
God damn that boy can kiss...
"Mmm...much better." Her pulse rate lowered to normal.
"Now tell me what's going on." He placed a kiss to her forehead.
"That fucking bitch Aubrey...she's back!" Beca deflated her lungs. "She's decided to return for her masters and make my life a living hell again and, to make matters even worse, she's decided ON HER OWN, to appoint herself as Captain of the Bellas again."
"What? She can't do that!"
"That's what I said, but the harlot took the pitch pipe and started barking orders." She took a deep breath. "Oh...but I've saved the best for last." She gave it a moment to let the suspense grow. "The oath of not hooking up with a Treble, is back on."
Jesse's jaw fell open.
"Apparently she got dumped by Uni, so now she's inflicting her will over us with that damn rule again." Sighing heavily, she continued her rant. "She even went as far in telling me I had to stop seeing you."
"WHAT THE FUCK!" He officially lost his shit. "That's not even an option!"
"I KNOW!"
"What did you do?"
Beca held Jesse's face between her hands and pressed their lips together, then rested her forehead against his.
"I told her I had no intention of breaking it off with the best thing that's ever happened to me."
"You told her that?" He asked, backing away.
"Well yeah, in case you haven't noticed by now, I'm in love with you." Her very uncharacteristic and rare declaration of love turned him into a pile of goo.
"What happened afterwards?"
She lowered her head and fixated on a piece of lint on the floor. "I quit the Bellas and walked out."
"Babe, I appreciate what you did for us but you can't walk away. Those girls love you AND they need you."
Feeling great burden she deeply exhaled. "I love them too, but I love you more, and I won't have anyone, especially that aca-drone telling me who I should or shouldn't be with."
"You know what? You're something else, Beca Mitchell." The Treble leader pulled her into his arms and kissed her passionately. "Nobody has ever stood up for me like that."
"You would do the same for me."
"In a heartbeat."
They kissed again. When they pulled away from each other Beca became aware of the blaring music playing throughout the station was not only offensive, it was inappropriate for airplay.
"What the hell are we listening to?" Beca inquired, trying to decipher the words.
"Umm...I think it's Godsmack. Earlier he was playing another lovely tune by Papa Roach about burning some girl alive. Shall we listen?"
For everything you do, I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify every fucking bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down and you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you, you're such a liar
And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me
When you repeated me take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows your fate, you're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be
You pull me down and you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you, you're such a liar
And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me
I fucking you hate you, you're such a liar
And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
"Nice lyrics!" Beca shook her head. "I can't believe he's playing this shit. Does he have any idea how many FCC violations he's committing?"
"Truthfully, I don't think he gives a damn. I have the feeling the Brit may be experiencing the same fate as Aubrey." He paused. "He's been playing this crap all day. I think his girlfriend left him."
"Dee Jay C.J.?"
He nodded. "I tried to talk to him earlier, but he practically threw me out of the booth."
"He's such an asshole! I'm so glad I never hooked up with him."
"Me too." He agreed, then realized what she just said. "WHAT!?"
"Oh don't get your panties in a wad. It was just one date and it was way before us."
Jesse's eyes narrowed at the thought of his girl being touched by someone other than him.
"What're you jealous?" She asked, egging him on to the point his face flamed.
Jesse decided at that moment that saying nothing was probably the best course of action.
Amused by her boyfriend's jealousy, she continued on. "Well...C. J. and I are pretty tight so I'll just ask her about it. She's DJ'ing tonight at "The Garage"...wanna tag along?"
"Absolutely! When we get outta here let's get some pizza and then I'll give you one of my awesome massages to take your mind off of things."
"Full body?" She questioned, giving him a wicked grin.
"Is there any other kind?" His remark practically left her mewling.
The Garage
The venue was outdoors with a crowd of unruly half drunk college students aimlessly milling around with red solo cups filled with a concoction of god only knows what. Making a donation Jesse retrieved a couple of cups for them as they walked around the unstructured establishment.
"This place is pretty cool. How did you hear about it?" Jesse asked, taking a sip from his cup.
"I used to come here with Lu...I mean friends." She replied, biting her lower lip.
"You were going to say Luke!" He confronted her. "I thought you said it was only one date!"
"Look...he and I used to hang out here with mutual friends." She admitted, giving him her full attention. "You're going to have to accept the fact that before the Bellas and before you and I became a thing, there were other people in my life and, I occasionally dated. Luke is nice to look at, but underneath his accent, tattoos and abs of steel, the dude repulses me."
Feeling like a complete ass, Jesse tried to make it up to her. "I'm a fucking idiot. I've got the most perfect girl right here in front of me and I'm jealous about something that never happened." He pulled her into his arms. "I'm sorry babe, forgive me?"
"Of course I forgive you...nerd. Just don't let it happen again." She smiled, receiving an apology kiss.
Pulling apart from her main squeeze, Beca resumed the search for her friend and spotted a girl with platinum colored hair in a pixie cut style, sporting a full leather ensemble.
"Mmm...this is pretty good. It's really sweet...can hardly taste any alcohol." Jesse praised the drink, emptying the contents of his cup with a single chug.
"Hey weirdo...be careful! That shit will sneak up on you."
"I'll be fine, go talk to your friend." And gave her a chaste kiss. "I'm gonna walk around and get more of this stuff. I'll catch up to ya."
Shaking her head, she watched her boyfriend walk away and knew she would be dealing with his inebriation that evening.
"Beca! You actually came! Get your cute little ass over here!" Her DJ friend yelled from a distance.
"Hey bitch! What's up?" Beca responded back, giving her a one-armed hug.
"Couldn't help noticing, who's the cute dude with the nice ass?" Beca chuckled at her friend's description of her nerd.
"Oh...that's Jesse, he and I are sorta together." She said, blushing.
"Wow! Badass Beca has got herself a lobster. How long you guys been together?"
"Umm...six months now."
"That's awesome! You look really happy."
"Thanks." She replied in a shy-like voice. "I am.
To keep things going, Beca decided to ask about Luke.
"So...hey, what about you? How are you and Luke doing?"
"Pfff...that's SO over. I've moved on."
"Why? What happened with you guys? You've been together like forever."
"Way too long if you ask me. I was bored with him and besides, he can't give me what I need."
"Yeah? And what's that?" Beca nonchalantly asked, taking a sip from her solo cup.
"Another vagina." Her response made Beca spat out her drink.
Holy shit! Could this get any better?
"You left Luke for a chick!? Wh...Wh...why?" She stammered out.
"Dunno Beca, it just sorta happened. Guess I'm bi now."
"Was he that bad in bed? Did he turn you?"
C.J. cracked up. "No...it was nothing like that. I'm just tired of all his macho bullshit. Luke's hot and all, but I just want to be with someone who's sensitive and listens to me when I'm upset. I want a partner who isn't afraid to show their emotions, who's moved by sappy rom-coms and who thinks puppies are adorable. I want someone who will hold me at night when I'm suffering during shark week and will put me first when we're intimate. Do you understand where I'm coming from?"
Beca chuckled and nodded, then looked across the room and spotted Jesse carelessly chugging down another red solo cup. Catching his attention, she waved him over.
"C.J., I know exactly where you're coming from and would like to introduce you to my boyfriend." She took a sip of her drink. "Jesse, this is an old friend of mine, C.J.." The two smiled at each other and shook hands. "By the way, everything you just described in a partner is right here." Beca proudly admitted.
"Really? Are you sure he's not gay?"
"Hey!" Jesse's eyes bugged out of their sockets. "I'll have you know-"
"-Trust me when I tell you," Beca interrupted her nerd's outburst, "This one is straighter than a fucking laser beam."
Her remark had the three of them busting up. "Thanks babe." He moved behind his girl. "You know what Becs? I really, really love you." He slurred out, wrapping his arms around her front. "I wanna have a dozen aca-children with you."
"Did you just say a dozen?"
"Yup, and aca-puppies too."
"You're drunk." She smirked knowing it was the solo cups talking.
"And you're beautiful." He nuzzled her from behind, making her giggle. "It's inevitable, babe."
"Well...you guys are just the cutest couple ever." The female D.J. smiled at them, "It's been great catching up Becs, but I'm up next. You know, you really should sign up and play your stuff some time. You're better than me and most of these idiots up there."
"Thanks C.J., I might just do that sometime."
"Jesse, be good to my girl and don't change a thing about yourself."
"Likewise, it's been a pleasure meeting another one of Beca's friends."
As Luke's ex took her spot in front of the mixing equipment Beca turned to Jesse to give him the scoop. "So...you wanna know what happened?"
"Yeah...I'm dying to find out."
"She left him for a chick."
"Holy shit! He turned her into a lesbo?"
"Meh...something like that. I believe the term used today is...pansexual."
WBUJ Radio Station
Two days later Beca and Jesse were back working upstairs when the next angry inappropriate song is blaring throughout the station's speakers.
"Oh shit! I know this song. It's Green Day." Jesse said. "Becs...if you haven't heard this one, you're gonna love it."
Rise and fall, back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit 'cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground
No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it and you don't care
'Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear
'Cuz I hate you 'cuz I hate you 'cuz I hate you 'cuz I hate you
I heard your sick sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck and now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know your gonna to die
No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it and you don't care
'Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear
'Cuz I hate you, 'cuz I hate you, 'cuz I hate you, 'cuz I hate you
Dickhead, fuckface
Cock-smoking, mother-fucking
Asshole, dirty twat
Waste of semen, I hope you die, hey
Red eye, code blue I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave
And no one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it and you don't care
'Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear
'Cuz I hate you, 'cuz I hate you, 'cuz I hate you, 'cuz I hate you
"Oh, my God! Enough already! If I hear anymore of this angry shit I'm going to stab my eyes with a fucking fork!" She griped out, heading towards the stairs. "Hey Jess, come with me? We need to talk some sense into him."
Knock...Knock...Knock!
No response.
Knock...Knock...Knock!
"Luke get your ass out here!"
"Go away Becky, and leave me the fuck alone!"
"Hey...don't talk to her that way!" In full protective mode, Jesse snapped back.
To their surprise Luke unlocked the booth door and stepped out.
"Jesse...piss off and where's my bloody lunch? I'm starved!" He barked out, throwing a ten dollar bill at his intern.
Fucking asshole!
The Treble leader huffed in annoyance, glanced at his girl then stormed out of the station.
"Luke...enough already! I spoke with C.J. and she told me everything. Now...C'mon dude...you gotta stop inflicting this morbid shit on the rest of us and talk about it."
"Becky, I mean no disrespect but I'm not in the mood to chit chat about my fucked up love life. She's opted to shag with the likes of her own and turn me into some pathetic wanker."
"Listen...I know you're upset, but if you keep violating FCC regulations, the university benefactors are going to pull their funding and shut down this station. Now get your shit together before you're out of a job and we lose our internships."
"What about you Becky? You fancied me once." He paused. "Remember the night you came to me after you left your little sing off."
"Dude! I was pissed off that night and none of the shit that happened between us meant anything. Plus, after all this time you still don't know my name."
Stupid ass prick!
"If I did would you go out with me?"
"Hell no! I didn't sleep with you then and it's not gonna happen now; besides if you haven't noticed, I'm off the market."
"Swanson?"
"Yeah...Swanson."
"What the fuck does he have that I don't?"
Me! You asshole!
"It's not like that. Jesse and I just make sense...we complete each other."
Did I really just make a Jerry Maguire movie reference? Fucking Jesse and his movie-cation!
Just as things couldn't get any worse Beca's biggest nightmare came strolling through the front door.
"Excuse me." Aubrey said, briefly eyeballing the Brit from top to bottom.
"What the hell is she doing here?" Luke asked, being his normal warm self.
"I apologize for interrupting, but Beca...can we please talk somewhere?"
Letting ALL of the air out of her lungs, Beca decided to find out why she was there.
"What do you want, Bree?" She asked, not budging from her spot.
"I'm not in the habit of begging, but after speaking with Chloe we would really like you to come back to the Bellas." She admitted, glancing over at the pouting Englishman.
"I already told you I have no intention of breaking up with Jesse."
"I know, and it was wrong of me to insist on that. Besides, the oath was abolished when you two hooked up so it doesn't apply to you." She sighed heavily for dramatic effect. "Beca, I'm here because the girls are refusing to show up for practice unless YOU come back."
Seriously!?
"What do you want from me?"
"Well, we were thinking that the three of us can be co-captains. You arrange the music, Chloe does the choreography and I'll whip the Bellas into shape. All decisions would also be made by all of us, you know...a majority vote. What do you think?" She practically groveled. "If you don't agree then you can name your terms."
Beca gave it some serious thought.
"Co-captains? I can live with that." She considered the possibilities. "Okay...I'll agree to come back if I pick the music, no fucking oath for ANYONE, and no practicing on the weekends."
Knowing this was the only way Beca would return, the blonde bimbo sighed in resignation and gave in to her demands.
"Fine...it's settled then." Aubrey grinned, acknowledging her acceptance of the new conditions.
Practically standing there with his dick in his hands, the British bastard had enough of the intrusion.
"Pardon me but who the fuck are you and why is your fanny in MY station?"
"Aca-Scuse Me? I'm Aubrey Posen."
"Is that supposed to mean something to me?"
The taller blonde looked to her petite friend. "Beca...who's this asshole?"
Beca nearly cracked up at her insult. "Umm...okay, introduction time." She gave it a moment then proceeded. "Aubrey, this dickhead is Luke, manager of this station. Luke, this primadonna bitch is Aubrey, CO-captain of the Bellas."
Insulted by her colorful introductions the blondes glared at the petite girl but said nothing to each other.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to work." Beca slowly backed away, looking between the two of them.
With only the sound of angry music pumping through the airwaves Beca retreated upstairs to her perch and continued to observe with interest as the two interacted
"So…" Aubrey started. "Where did you learn to be such a rude and inconsiderate asshole?"
"Liverpool, England...you may have heard of it." He answered. "Where did you get that stick up your arse and learn to be such a snooty bitch?"
"South Carolina." She replied with a fake southern drawl. "However, with my father being in the military we moved around a lot throughout my childhood."
"Ahh! That makes perfect sense."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means you're the typical spoiled military bra-"
"-And you're a prick who doesn't respect women!" Raising her voice, interrupting his train of thought.
"Why should I when you're all the same!"
"What do you mean? What are you talking about?"
"My girlfriend...or should I say EX-girlfriend just broke up with me."
"Why, because you're such an asshole?"
Luke's expression softened. "No, it's not that. It's quite embarrassing actually." He paused. "What about you?"
"What about me?"
"Like Becky...you're one of those a-cappella singing bitches. Does that mean you fancy the same likes of you're own?"
"Did you just call me a lesbian?"
"Well aren't you?" He asked with no shame.
"As a matter of fact I just got out of a relationship as well and NO, I'm not a lesbian. How dare you insinuate that just because I'm a Bella." Her response made the corners of his lips turn upward. "So tell me Luke, do you enjoy insulting me?"
"Perhaps." He smiled wider. "Care to continue this repartee over lunch?"
Aubrey grinned at his invitation. "Perhaps."
"Let's go shall we." He guided her out of the station while passing Jesse on the way in.
The Treble leader did a double take and was just as dumbfounded as Beca who had been sitting on the ground of the upper level watching things unfold between her boss and a-cappella co-captain. Joining her upstairs Jesse plopped down next to her as the two of them stared out into oblivion.
"Okay...I know I can be dense but what the hell just happened?" He asked, taking a bite of Luke's cheeseburger and handing his fries over to his girlfriend.
"Beats the hell out of me." She popped a French fry into her mouth. "Aubrey came here to beg for me to return to the Bellas, which I accepted WITH conditions; then she and Luke started sparring, and then they left together."
"Huh...didn't see that coming."
"I second that." She added, popping more fries into her mouth.
"Weird fucking day!" He concluded, taking a sip of his boss's soda.
"Yup."
Barden's Performing Arts Center
The following day Jesse was escorting Beca to practice, stopped short of the entrance and kissed her goodbye.
"See ya later short stuff."
"Don't call me that!"
"Call you what? Short stuff."
"Just don't-"
"-Okay little Buckaroo...is that better?" He teased back, cutting her off.
"Keep it up and you'll find your balls in a garlic press." She threatened back.
Grabbing his testes, he cautiously backed away from her. "You know you might need these one day if we're ever going to have aca-children." He forewarned.
"You're such a weirdo!"
"Yeah...but I'm your nerd and you love me."
Unable to keep a straight face, she gave him one of her signature smirks and rolled her eyes. Planting a kiss on his lips she spun him around and slapped his ass before sending him on his way. Entering the auditorium Beca noticed immediately everyone was quietly seated.
"Okay, what am I missing?" Looking around the room, she got it right away. "Not that I give a shit, but where is our little ray of sunshine?"
"Dunno...that aca-bitch has never been late since joining the Bellas." Fat Amy pointed out, ripping open a box of Milk Duds.
Without further delay Aubrey came waltzing in.
Since returning to the Bellas the blonde woman afflicted with a bad case of Type A personality syndrome seemed to have made a complete one-eighty. With a shit eating grin plastered to her face, she took her spot in between her co-captains and addressed the seated Bellas. Twisting off the cap to her water bottle, Beca took a sip and patiently waited for an explanation from the aca-Nazi who broke her very own rule of being tardy.
"Good afternoon ladies...sorry I'm late." She grinned so wide sunglasses were needed. "I was sort of tied up and just couldn't get away."
Turning to the tattooed badass, she whispered loud enough for Beca's ears. "Luke's an animal, I totally wanna fuck his brains out!" Her remark sent the chilled beverage through her nose.
"Dude! Do you mind?" Beca choked out, then wiped away the splattered liquid with her sleeve.
Still whispering to her co-captain. "We totally have to talk. Why haven't you told me about him? Luke's totally hot! You have to tell me everything you know about him."
"What are we in high school?" Beca whined. "Listen...I'm really glad you guys found each other, but I really don't want to know about your sex life. Remember, I still have to work with that dick-head and you, well you're just you."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing...just...can we please get on with practice?"
"Fine Beca...forget I said anything. Just thought you should know Luke is taking me out tonight and I think we're going to-"
"-Gross!" Beca held her hand up and cut her off.
The Posenmeister's comment made Beca want to hurl. As soon as she was able to, she texted Jesse.
1:07PM - Beca: What's up nerd?
1:08PM - Jesse: Stacking shit...U weirdo?
1:09PM - Beca: Taking a break. BTW...they're really into each other.
1:10PM - Jesse: Who are?
1:11PM - Beca: Really?
1:12PM - Beca: Aubrey and Luke.
1:13PM - Jesse: That explains it.
1:13PM - Beca: ?
1:14PM - Jesse: Brittney Spears is on the radio
1:15PM - Beca: Is it at least "Toxic"?
1:16PM - Jesse: Nope..."Oops, I did it again".
1:17PM - Beca: It's worse than I thought.
1:18PM - Jesse: I know!
1:19PM - Beca: She wants to talk to me about him
1:20PM - Jesse: Who?
1:21PM - Beca: Seriously dude, try to keep up! Aubrey wants to talk about Luke
1:22PM - Jesse: Holy crap!
1:23PM - Beca: I know!
1:24PM - Jesse: Oh god...now I'm REALLY in hell!
1:24PM - Beca: ?
1:25PM - Jesse: Justin Bieber is playing...I can't take much more of this!
1:26PM - Beca: Jeez! Gotta go...be there in a couple.
With practice being over, Beca tried sneaking out in hopes of avoiding Aubrey's interrogation about Luke, but to no luck the Posenmeister blocked her path.
"Beca...please tell me EVERYTHING you know about him."
Oh fuck!
WBUJ Radio Station
Having to fill in the evening spot from one of his DJ's calling in sick, Luke had to call off his date with Aubrey. However to his delight, the Bella co-captain had taken it upon herself to pay him a surprise visit with a selection of Asian cuisine.
"You like Chinese."
"Mmm...love it doll but I'd rather finish what we started earlier and feast on something else." His flirtatious tone had her cooing. Undressing her with his eyes Luke took the bag containing several small white squared containers from Aubrey's freshly manicured hands.
"Why Lucas...are you hitting on me?" She asked in a fake, overdone southern drawl.
"You might say that." He retorted, leading her into the DJ booth. "Miss Posen...I hope you don't take offense to this but I'd like to drill you like an oil well." His comment made her tingle all over, but the control freak in Aubrey had to get things straight.
"Let's just be clear on something...we agreed to no strings! We're both rebounding so no emotional attachments."
"As I explained earlier I have no intention of growing attached to you or any other girl at this moment." He paused, reflecting on his recent break-up. "You cheating bitches are all the same and only good for shagging. I fucking hate you all!"
His outburst set her off.
"And the same goes for you pricks! I finally open my heart to a fucking Treble and it gets crushed. You're all the same and only want one thing! I should probably turn to women!"
Her latest comment struck a nerve with him.
"Oh really! Then why the hell are you here Aubrey, and what the fuck do you want from me!?" He spat out, cuing up a long, uninterrupted set of commercial free music.
"Well, what do you want, Luke?" She finally asked.
Closing the booth door behind them Luke immediately slammed Aubrey against a wall, pressed his mouth against hers and grabbed at her breast like a pubescent virgin in heat. Moaning against his teeth she growled back and bit down on his lower lip, drawing blood.
"OUCH! What the fuck Aubrey!"
"What's wrong Luke? Too rough for you?"
"I'll show you rough, you fucking whore!" He threatened back, removing his belt at lightning speed.
Licking her lips the a-cappella singing bitch unsnapped and unzipped his pants exposing a happy trail and very well defined V. Without delay she yanked his jeans and speedos half way down his legs, setting free ten glorious inches of erect rock solid grade A Kobe beef, fell to her knees and took him into her eager mouth.
"CRIKEY MOSES!" He yelled out, while she fucked him with her mouth. As she moaned along his length, she created a vibration that brought him to complete surrender.
Continuing her oral ministration of his pride and joy, she pressed her tongue against the main vein, letting his pre-cum bubble from the tip and mix with her saliva as it slowly dribbled down her chin. Pumping his shaft with her hands, she increased her suction on the upper portion.
Needing a break from the action she withdrew her mouth and wiped the oozing liquid from around her lips and chin. Continuing to pump her prize, she kept the perfectly chiseled god, rock solid hard and ready for action. Looking into his crazed eyes he was filled with unbridled lust and something else. Giving him a wicked grin she winked suggestively then took him back into her wet warmth.
"AAARRRRUUUGGGGHHH!" He shouted out, as her teeth joined her mouth and lips, scraping along his length.
Thrusting more violently into her, his mouth formed an "O" as his body started to shudder, going into autopilot mode. Taking out his aggressions on all the cheating bitches of the world turned lesbians, he grabbed the back of her head and plunged ruthlessly into her, striking the back of her throat. Erupting like Mount Vesuvius, he shouted obscenities while his hot molten lava followed its path down her now bruised and aching throat. Drinking his nectar as quickly as it flowed, Aubrey continued her sucking and licking until every last drop was consumed, leaving him drained in more ways than one.
"BLIMEY FUCK!" He spatted out, looking at his blonde bombshell in disbelief. "Don't you have a gag reflex?"
Fully proud of her efforts, she rose to her feet, licked her lips and pressed her mouth against his.
"Only when I'm stressed out or nervous." She admitted, mumbling against his lips.
"Fuck Bree! You've got a mouth like a Hoover!" He complimented her oral skills, still not quite believing what she just did for him. "Looks like I owe you an orgasm."
"Umm...yeah, about that, don't worry about it." She said coolly, wiping her mouth.
"What? Explain yourself."
"Let's just say I'm better at giving than receiving."
"Oh love...after what you just did for me, I want to return the favor."
"No really...it's okay. You don't have to-"
"-I think I know what your problem is." He cut her off.
"There's no problem, just forget about it." She was becoming more irritated.
"When was the last time you were really fucked?"
"What?" She was taken off guard by his sudden interest in her sex life. "I had sex with my last boyfriend."
"The Treble? The boy who crushed your heart?"
She nodded slowly.
"Did he ever make you come?"
She turned away and didn't respond.
"Love, answer me. Have you ever had an orgasm?"
"Aca-Scuse Me?" She couldn't believe he was asking. "Of course I have."
"With another person or just by yourself?"
Turning around to face him she was rendered speechless. With her mouth fully agape he'd obviously struck a nerve.
"That's what I thought."
"What's that supposed to mean?" She found her words, sounding more defensive.
"You're too fucking controlling to let it happen. You're just an overly structured, tidy bitch from hell too stubborn to let yourself go. No wonder you can't keep a boyfriend."
"Hey, I can lose control...I can let go-"
"-No you can't! I don't think you're capable of it." He countered back, goating her on.
"At least I didn't turn my boyfriend gay!"
Her low blow insult stung him like a scorpion.
"You fucking little cock teaser!" He barked out, slamming his fist against the wall next to her head while lowering his own in shame.
"I'm sorry Luke, I didn't mean that." she knew she'd gone too far and apologized for her insensitivity while caressing his muscular biceps. "You're right, I haven't found anyone man enough to bring it out of me. I'm dead inside and don't know how to let go."
Looking up at her falling tears he yanked her close and smashed his lips against hers. When they pulled apart their eyes were locked on to each other.
"You're looking at him, I'm the man who can bring it out of you." He breathed against her swollen lips.
"Really? You think you're that man?"
Taking a step back, Luke grabbed his cock and began to pump himself, bringing his staff to full attention. "I don't think I am...I KNOW I AM." He urged, releasing his grip on himself.
"Then show me." Her challenge ignited his libido as he ripped open her blouse and popped buttons in all directions, making her gasp in horror.
"How dare you!" She seethed. "I liked that blouse!"
Ignoring her comment he forced the damaged garment off her shoulders and removed his tight grey t-shirt, exposing his perfectly defined six pack abs of steel.
Dressed in only her lacy white bra and faded jeans she couldn't help but to stare in awe at his perfectly toned physique.
"Something you fancy, Miss Posen?"
Continuing to eyeball the gorgeous specimen before her, she let the tips of her fingers trail over his pecs to his happy trail. The feel of his hard body set off her arousal. With her heart rate racing she wanted him to fuck her more than anything.
Striding forward, Luke yanked her pony tail down, forced her head up to look at him and kissed her hard. With his free hand he unclasped her bra in front and squeezed her perky breasts. With oxygen becoming a necessity he released her lips and attacked her neck, leaving blooming marks in their wake that would later become the topic of discussion among a select number of Bellas for the days to come.
"AAAHHH!" She shrieked while he bit down on her sensitive flesh, almost breaking the skin as he continued his less than gentle assault on her pulse point.
"Shut up bitch and take it!" He growled against her neck, pinching and pulling on her nipples, making them painfully stiff.
"Fuck you, Luke!"
Stopping himself he needed to be sure what they were doing was consensual. He wanted to fuck her more than anything but wasn't going to force himself on her if she wasn't ready. "Is this what you want?" He asked, pulling away. When she didn't respond right away he was becoming more sexually frustrated. "TELL ME!" He barked out holding her head between his palms. "Do you want this?"
"YES, DAMN IT!" She blurted out.
"YES TO WHAT!" He yelled back, pressing his lips to hers.
"FUCK ME LUKE!" She accepted his tongue in her mouth and kissed him back. "MAKE ME COME!"
It was the challenge of a lifetime that Luke embraced, and it was exactly what he needed after being hurt by his ex-girlfriend. This was also the perfect opportunity to show the controlling blonde bimbo exactly what he was capable of. He was going to make her scream his name over and over again.
"With pleasure...mate."
With a swipe of his arm he cleared the console surface of CDs, pen drives, a desk lamp, notebooks and papers along with anything else related to his DJ'ing task and lifted the topless, sex deprived beauty by her hips and practically slammed her down on top. With complete disregard to the station's equipment, they knocked over shit and dislodged mics from their stands, not realizing their careless actions would accidentally put them "On the Air".
"I'm going to fuck you into submission, Aubrey Posen!"
And he did...
With a week of committing FCC violations, tonight's show would become the icing on the cake.
Beca's Bedroom
Meanwhile at the Bella house, Beca and Jesse were in the middle of their own little interlude when...
Knock...Knock...Knock!
"Ignore it." Beca panic whispered to her partner lying beneath her.
Knock...Knock...Knock!
"Son of a bitch!" She cursed under her breath, trying to stay focused on her lovemaking.
"Beca! Open up!"
"Go away!" Beca yelled back continuing to ride her treble like a seasoned bull rider. "I'm busy!"
"Beca! We know what's going on, we can hear you guys. Stop fucking Jesse and get your ass out here! You won't want to miss this!" Stacie added, looking over at Amy who nodded.
Turning crimson red Beca stopped her movement then looked down to her boyfriend who was trying to keep himself from cracking up.
"This was bound to happen, babe." He stroked her arm. "C'mon...let's see what your friends want, we'll finish this later."
Letting out a sigh of frustration Beca lifted herself off her lover and immediately mourned the loss of their contact. "Just so you know, I literally hate ALL of you right now." She grumbled, getting out of bed and securing a navy terry cloth robe around her. With reluctance she opened the door to her amused friends.
"What the hell is wrong with you guys?"
"Hya Jesse" Stacie beamed at the bare chested Treble trying to conceal his very nekkid self under the covers.
"Hey ladies!" He greeted them back, as they continued to ogle at his lack of attire.
"Guys...focus!" Beca stood in between to get their attention. "What the fuck is going on?"
"Umm...it's Aubrey. Apparently she and Luke are going at it like a couple of dingos in heat." Amy added, winking at her friend's beefcake.
"Yeah? Well so were we until someone decid-"
"-Beca...they're being broadcasted on the radio." Stacie cut her off still eyeballing her man candy in bed.
"What!?"
"Listen for yourself." The taller brunette held up her cell phone, accessing the station via application."
"No shit! There's an app for that?"
"Shut up Jesse!" Beca barked out.
With Katy Perry's "Roar" playing one could clearly hear the moans and groans of a couple in the throes of passion, along with other banging sounds in the background.
"Holy shit! Is that really them?" Beca asked, now fully amused.
"Found the app...got it!"
"Shut up Jesse!" All three blurted out.
"Hey!"
Beca stepped into the hall and closed the door behind her. "All right...start recording that shit and gather the troops downstairs. We'll be right down."
"Already ahead of you boss." Fat Amy interjected. "That bitch is going down."
WBUJ Radio Station
Meanwhile at the radio station Aubrey was liberated of the rest of her clothes and laid out on the console where Luke's long digits explored her drenched folds.
"You're so fucking wet, sugar. Show me how you pleasure yourself."
"What?" She was mortified. "You want me to touch myself? I thought you were going to fuck me."
"Oh...I will, but first show me your sweet spot."
With that the control freak reached down with her left hand and began to masturbate. Closing her eyes she spread her moist lips with her first and third digits, then began to rub her swollen clit with her middle finger, applying pressure to the left side of the throbbing nerve.
"Just like this." She breathed, stroking herself. "This is how I get myself off." Moaning louder she brought herself closer to climax but was stopped.
"That's enough doll...I'll take it from here." He said seductively, bringing her glistening digits to his mouth. "Mmm..delicious."
Watching him suck her juices from her fingers nearly did her in, and when he continued where she left off she tossed her head back while he brought her closer to finishing. "Feels so good." She purred. "Right. Fucking. There."
"Fuck you're wet." He plunged two fingers into her while his thumb massaged her love button, causing her to moan out loud. "You're close, I can feel it."
Fighting her growing desire, Aubrey had never let anyone see this side of her as the highly structured daughter of a high ranked military official, impeded her ability to let go and experience passion the way it was meant to be, keeping the untamed animal caged up and far from freedom. Seeing her internal conflict, he inserted a third finger and aggressively pumped her until she was panting with need.
"Stop fighting it you fucking cunt! LET IT GO!" He yelled in an angry British accent, dropping his head to her center and pulled her clit into his mouth. The harder he sucked the more she moaned as she was brought closer to releasing then ever before.
The sensation of his mouth and fingers was overwhelming as her body flushed and began to shake. "That's it my love...come for me.
"No!" She fought back. "I can't do it." She cried out.
"Don't you fucking give up!"
"I can't, Luke. I've never been able to finish. I just-"
"-Let it go, Bree." He raised his head and locked eyes with her. "Don't be afraid to lose control, I've got you mate, now relax and let it happen." His words would be her undoing. When he resumed his ministration on her clit and massaged her internally, she arched her back and clamped her eyes shut. "That's it."
Screaming out a version of his name, she was finally sent over the edge into her first ever unassisted orgasm.
But he didn't stop there...
Withdrawing his fingers dripping of her release, he devoured her essence then penetrated her cum soaked hole as far as it would go. Tongue fucking her until another strong orgasm ripped her apart.
Bella Headquarters
After some text messages from Jesse to Benji, a number of Trebles showed up and joined the Bellas in their living room where they fell over themselves, cracking up listening to the station's extra special programming. With popcorn and junk food being passed around freely, the a-cappella troops hadn't experienced that much fun since the day Amy was beamed in the chest with Bumper's burrito on their way to semi-finals.
Beca was especially amused knowing up until Aubrey's 23rd birthday, the only big "O"' she'd received had been self induced.
"Wow! I didn't know that asshole had it in him." Jesse scooted closer to his girl. "He may have actually tamed the shrew." He joked eliciting more laughter from the group.
With Lorde's "Royals" now playing on the radio, the unmistakeable sounds of grunting and the crashing of shit continued in the background.
"Ooh...I love this song." Stacie admitted, singing along, ignoring the raging sexcapades going on.
"Hey slut! Shut the fuck up!" Amy threw a pillow at her fellow Bella. "They're about to start up again." The Aussie pointed out, trying to listen closer.
"Are they still going at it?" Chloe asked, just entering the home from a date.
"Yup." Everyone answered at the same time.
Handing the ginger a bowl of popcorn she made herself comfortable on the couch and listened to the show.
WBUJ Radio Station
"Oh, my God Luke, that was… Oh, my God!"
"Yeah?" His self-confidence was officially back. "You want more doll, because my johnson is ready if you are."
"Oh hellyeah!"
"Good, then wrap those skinny legs around me and hold on, cuz I'm gonna fuck you like you've never been fucked before."
With that he aligned his pre-cum leaking tip with her cum soaked pussy and slammed into her with all his might. They cried out together as he thrust without mercy, knocking her into the soundboard causing all kinds of racket to be heard throughout the station and university airwaves.
Grunting in unison he continued his violent assault until her painful grunts became moans of pleasure. Feeling her walls tighten around him, he knew she was close to another release and fingered her clit to help her along.
"Come for me again you fucking bitch." He ordered through gritted teeth. Bending over her chest, he sucked in one of her stiffened nipples and bit down on the tip creating a sensation of both pleasure and pain, causing her to yelp like a stepped on puppy.
Sucking in her breath, she filled her lungs to capacity and came even harder than before as she screeched out something incomprehensible, scratching and pounding on his back as she tumbled into her third orgasm of the night.
But he wasn't done...
Pulling her off the table, he brought his fuck friend to her unsteady feet and spun her around. Bending her over the console he rubbed her from front to back and positioned himself to enter her again.
"Hold on mate because I'm going to take you from behind!"
Bella Headquarters
On popcorn duty Jesse came strolling back into the room with another 5 pounds of buttery air popped goodness. "What did I miss?" He asked, as his buddies practically accosted him for the best movie snack of all time.
"Shh...number three just happened, and now he's taking her from behind." Stacie added, pitching a fluffy kernel into her mouth.
"Lucky girl!" Jesse chuckled with the rest of them. "Speaking of lucky, where's my snarky little hot piece of ass?"
"If flat butt hears you refer to her like that, she'll have your balls on skewers rotating on an open flame." The Aussie threatened, putting the fear of god into him.
"You're right, Amy." He cleared his throat. "I would never disrespect her like that."
Feeling something buzzing in his pants, he whipped out his cell phone and was surprised to see an incoming call from none other than Beca. Stepping away from the group he answered.
"Listen nerd...don't let them know it's me. I'm fucking horny so get your ass in the game room now, and don't let anyone see you leave."
As soon as he ended the call Jesse wasted no time and excused himself, pretending to head to the bathroom. As soon as he entered the hallway an arm reached out and hooked him inside, slamming the door behind them.
WBUJ Radio Station
Still bent over the console, Luke slapped her bare ass, making it a bright shade of pink, then followed with gentle caressing and squeezing of her butt cheeks. Gliding his fingers between her half globes, he spread her personal lubricant in it's path, bringing her once again to a heightened state of arousal.
"Such a beautiful ass." He dipped his thumb into her anus making her groan at the intrusion. "You like that, don't you Miss Posen?" She nodded at his seduction of her virgin ass. "I'm gonna fuck you like an animal now so spread your legs, bitch!" He ordered. Getting an instant response she opened herself to his ten inches of glory while he pushed his way inside, penetrating her further with this new angle. Eliciting moans from them both, his thrusts were deeper, more precise and striking the sweet spot she never knew existed.
"ACA-FUCK!" She yelled out, seeing stars as the familiar build up she'd felt three times before started up from within.
Relentlessly thrusting from behind, he drove his thumb deeper into her rectum. Being filled in a way like none other, she was being double penetrated and on her way to a fourth release of the night.
"AAAAAHHHHHHMMMMMMYYYYYGGGGAAAAUUUUDDDD!" She shrieked on the verge of a complete meltdown.
"I'm so close baby...I can't hold anymore. Come with me...AAAARRRGGGHHH!" He grunted out launching them both into outer space, shooting them across the universe like a rogue comet.
Emptying his seed deep within her core, he was exhausted from their endless fuckfest and collapsed onto her. Breathing erratically with sweat coating them both, he was brought back to reality knowing the song playing was the last of the set. Removing himself from her backside he carefully withdrew and pulled on his speedos and jeans on and went to cue up the next set but was frozen when realization hit him like a ton of bricks.
"FUCK ME!" He bellowed out, quickly switching off the dislodged mic.
"What's wrong?" She asked breathlessly.
"It's not you doll, but I'm afraid when we knocked over the mic...it switched on."
"What?" Aubrey quickly got up, hobbled over to her pile of mangled clothing and started getting dressed. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
"That our shagging has been public, as in on the air...then yes!"
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!?"
"HEY! DON'T BLAME ME! THE LAST I CHECKED YOU WERE PART OF IT!"
"Fine! It's done...it's happened. It's pretty late so there probably wasn't a lot of people listening. Besides, it's not like it's a popular station anyway." Luke's eyes narrowed at her. "And if we get questioned about it, we'll just deal with it then."
Luke agreed and cued up the next set.
"So...next Friday...same thing...different place?" He suggested.
"Oh hellyeah!" Aubrey responded back with enthusiasm. Grabbing her things, she gave him a quick peck on the cheek then left the radio station.
Bella Headquarters
Still coming down from their guffawing, some of the Bellas and Trebles looked around and noticed their leaders had gone astray.
"Wow! That was as good as any porn I've seen on Skinamax." Stacie confessed, filing her nails with an emery board recently extracted from her cleavage.
"Hey...where did Jesse go?" Benji asked with innocence.
"Yeah, and has anyone seen Beca?" Chloe inquired.
Not looking up from her nails. "Well...twenty minutes ago Jesse left for the bathroom and never returned, I wonder why." Stacie stirred the pot some more, eliciting speculation from all.
"The real question is where is our littlest Bella AND your Treble leader...coincidence? I think not." Amy gave her best Inspector Clouseau imitation, smirking at her friends.
As if the timing couldn't be any more perfect...
"I'm here! What did I miss? Are they still going at it?" A disheveled looking Beca made her way back to the living room, trying not to let on she's just been treble-boned.
"Where have you been flat butt, and what have you done with your man candy?" Fat Amy asked, secretly winking at her a-cappella co-leader.
Stacie approached the shorter girl, examined her closely then walked away with a smirk on her face. "You reek of sex." Before Beca could say anything in her defense her partner in crime was beside her.
"Hey guys...I'm back! What did I miss?" With the worst case of sex hair Jesse re-entered the room, minutes after his girl, trying to act like nothing happened.
Walking over to the Treble leader Stacie eyeballed him from top to bottom then walked away. "So do you."
Shrugging their shoulders, Beca and Jesse exchanged looks realizing they weren't so sneaky.
"Well...let's see Jesse, after Aubrey's fourth orgasm and Luke's second, they finally discovered they were on the air. Then...little miss badass herself, YOUR girlfriend, came in looking thoroughly tousled, and then you showed up minutes after that. With both of you being MIA for about twenty minutes it doesn't take a genius to figure out what you've been up to." Stacie's summary of the situation had everyone in stitches.
"I guess denying it at this point is senseless." Jesse gave his girlfriend a look of sympathy. "We might as well come clean." Full of annoyance, she sighed deeply, giving one of her signature eye rolls. "Becs...it's not that big of a deal. When two people love each other like we do, we shouldn't have to hide how we feel; it shouldn't be a secret."
"Thanks a lot Jess...now they know about that too." She blushed, trying to conceal her embarrassment.
"I knew it." Chloe beamed at her petite friend.
"Dude! You guys are in love?" Benji was among the first to congratulate them. "That's awesome!"
"Thanks man." Jesse said, turning to his girl who was now smirking at him. "Does this mean you'll stop sneaking me into your room at night and making me leave at the ass crack of dawn before everyone's awake?"
"Yes weirdo." She gave an uncharacteristic smile. "Now that they know we're serious I doubt the girls would care."
"Awe...our littlest Bella is growing up! Beca...you're so adorable." Fat Amy teased.
"I am...Ugh! I'm so not adorable!" She sighed heavily. "Fuck!"
No longer feeling the need to hide his affection for his girl from their friends, Jesse wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer.
"Adorable or not, I love you." And pressed their lips together.
"I love you too." She whispered back, grinning against his lips. No longer caring who was watching their PDA Beca snaked her arms around his neck and deepened the kiss.
When they finally parted some of the Bellas and Trebles were on the verge of tears as they witnessed their leaders' declaration of love for each other.
"Now aren't you glad you called in sick tonight?" Jesse asked, still embracing his girl.
"Hellyeah! Not only did we get to hear one hell of a smut show at their expense, our friends finally know about us." Beca said, relieved they no longer needed to hide the truth.
"So...you think after that performance we'll see Aubrey tonight?" Stacie asked.
Just as the words left Stacie's lips, the rustling of keys was heard at the front door. Making her way into the living area, Aubrey was surprised to see so many people there at that time of night.
"Speaking of the devil..." Beca tried to stifle a laugh. "How was your evening?"
The aca-nazi looked around and noticed all eyes of the Trebles and Bellas were watching her intently.
"What are you implying Beca and why are you all here?"
"Forget about them Bree." Chloe spoke up to one of her oldest friends. "How was your date with Luke?" She asked, trying to keep a straight face.
"Well, one of his asshole DJ's called in sick tonight so he had to work."
"Hey!" Beca squawked, as Jesse attempted to calm her down.
Trying not to let the aca-nutcase get under her skin, Beca dug for more information. "But you still saw him, right?"
The control freak studied her predecessor's smug expression, then looked around the room. With snickers turning into laughter she finally got the memo.
"Aca-awkward..." Fat Amy sung making the noise level in the room escalate.
"Fine. I hope you all had fun." She blushed realizing both groups tuned into the station's "special programming" and knew all about her extracurricular activities with her British fuck buddy.
"You're looking a little run down there Aubrey, you feeling alright?" Beca asked, dripping of sarcasm.
Sighing heavily at the obvious insult, the blonde turned away from her peers.
"I'm going upstairs to get cleaned up and then I'm going to bed." Aubrey huffed, slowly limping up to the next level.
When the a-cappella control freak was out of earshot, Fat Amy couldn't resist it any longer.
"Looks like someone's got a little hitch in their git-a-long." She observed, causing the group to fall over themselves and erupt into more fits of laughter.
Taking Jesse's hand in hers Beca grinned with mischief. "Ready to go upstairs?"
"Yeah." Jesse beamed at his girl who no longer kept their relationship a secret. "I'm ready if you are."
Beca smiled back then turned towards Chloe who winked at her. "Umm...ladies. Don't wait for us in the morning." She took a moment then locked eyes with her best friend and, or lover. "We're going to sleep in."
Epilogue
The night was not only filled with laughter and joy at the expense of, and sexual exploits of Barden's own British bad boy and Bella singing projectile vomiter, it would also mark the beginning of two rival a-cappella groups bonding as a family as two of their own took the next step.
The End...
A/N: I hope you enjoyed this little (or rather long) one-shot. This is for you cajunqueen714 for throwing down this challenge of creating a story with a different pairing, other than Jeca.
The songs played in the radio station were: "Burn" by Papa Roach, "I Fucking Hate You" by Godsmack & "Platypus (I Hate You)" by Green Day.