T'Slash: Help wanted, I have lost my mind. Its big and filled with slash and sap, If you've seen it, please return it to me
I personally think I have just lost my marbles for even thinking of this idea. Oh wait that's right this was Terry's doing! He gave me the idea and I thought it would be fun so here this is a kinda sequel to Return to Tarsus yet not…Maravilla and Penny will be here with some of the others…but yeah I have lost it but this is my April Fools story so has to be done.
Disclaimer: If I owned star trek I would go have my brain scanned…and try and find my marbles and bananas.
Oh and me and Terry killed this song as of last night…and this isn't a oneshot I will be updating it all day today till midnight my time! If all goes well! Oh and lots of OCs don't like them then don't read
Drunk Tarsus AKA I have Lost my Mind
Chapter 1: Kodos Returns
"Are you sure we should do this," Aki, the only one with a conscious still, asked looking around the dark storage room the three were hiding out in, plotting their prank.
"Hell yes! I have been planning this all year! So have you. Maravilla is back and save, Hope is good, Penny is onboard with us and so are the other Tarsus survivors it has to be now! There is no other time," Kaly said, grinning evilly as she gently rubbed her wedding ring.
"Some days I just don't see how he married you," their friend Ryo said, shaking his head as he played around with the hologram. "So, Aki, are you in or out? Kaly and I will still do it either way."
"Hell, you know I am in. I never turn down a good prank," Aki said, putting his hand in the middle. Kaly grinned slapping her own down with Ryo putting his on top. "This year is going to be epic."
"Jim! Do you know why Kallista, Ryo and Aki told us all to be here," Maravilla asked, hiding a big yawn behind her hand as she looked over the darkened rec room. Yuki, Tom, Aminia and all the others standing near the middle.
"No idea, they said it was something important," Jim said, shrugging his shoulders.
"It had better be," a cranky Penny said, glaring around the room, looking for the three.
The lights turned on just at that instant and the floor beneath them changed. No longer the steel plating of the ship but dirt and soil…a forest sprung up around the nine, snow falling, the innocent white trying to cover up the red soaked ground.
"No," someone whispered. Everyone paled as the looked around the place. The place that they all had escaped to. Escaped so long ago. How? How could they be back here?
"Hello, James, Maravilla," came the sickening voice of Kodos as he walked out of the trees, looking just as he did all those years ago.
"Kodos," they whispered, backing away only to trip over their now long cloths. They all looked at each other shocked that they were young again. The same age they had been when they saw Kodos for the first time. Maravilla ran forward, picking up Penny in her arms once again.
"I am so happy that you remember me," Kodos said as he walked forward, a shiny object in his hand. Jim stepped forward, ready to take the phaser blast when Kodos' pulled it up, revealing it to be a simple microphone.
When the food is all gone
And Death's just the price
They fear my by name you see,
For my precious colony
To the children I'm a killer
To my daughter I'm an angel
But call me governor
It's all just as right
Kodos started out, taking a step forward as bodies fell all around them. Faceless bodies dead just because he could kill them. Just because he needed the food for the strong ones. For the ones he chose to save.
I'm the poison in your soup
I'm the rock in your shoe
I'm the spike beneath your bed
I'm a bruise on every head
I'm the slime on which you slip
I'm a stab in every hit
I'm the phaser in your side
Makes you wiggle and writhe
They gasped as suddenly phasers appeared at their sides, Kodos walking calmly up to them, striking a few over the head every so often. Making them learn their place in this world. On this colony.
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life I lead
The Devil runs away from me
I do it all because I'm governor
And I do it all for you
Your bodies all the pay I'll ever need
He grinned lecherously over at Jim and Maravilla, walking up to them, his free hand traveling down their bodies, feeling it as he did that first time. He leaned down, putting his face right in their own, letting them see his desires clear as day before he moved away from them, taking a terrified Penny with him.
While there's children to make sad
While there's depression to be had
While there's hope left to pick
While there's primes left to push off the cliff
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one beamed down every minute
Yuki watched horrified as she saw James and T'Pock being followed stealthily from behind. She wanted to yell at them to run. To get away from this place but the phaser on her back and the slimy hand over her mouth forbid her from doing any of those things. She watched, tears running freely down her face as the two where forcefully pushed off the cliff, hearing the snapping of their bones as they landed.
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life I lead
The Devil runs away from me
I do it all because I'm governor
And I do it all for you
Your bodies all the pay I'll ever need
"You won't get my body. Not this time Kodos," Jim said bravely, standing tall in the face of this man from his nightmares. Kodos just smirked at him, nodding his head as the guard pushed the phaser harder into his head, ordering Jim to strip.
I pledge my allegiance, to only myself
And I promise on my heaven bound soul
To do as I please, Governor Kodos
Will go down in history forever
Not only tortures children, but does it happily.
Kodos leaned back against the tree, watching as Jim fought back against the guard but was quickly subdued as another guard came over, forcefully removing his cloths.
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra fuck upon the bed
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
Kodos grinned as Jim was pulled towards a large bed, chained down on top of it, just as he had been years ago. Still Kodos continued to sing; drawing closer and closer to Jim when a bloodcurdling scream echoed though the night and another faceless human fell dead onto the snow.
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life I lead
The Devil runs away from me
I do it all because I'm governor
And I do it all for you
Your bodies all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for you
Your bodies all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for you
Your bodies all the pay I'll ever need
Kodos nodded at the guards and the bed disappearing, Jim once again dressed in his cloths. Kodos stroked Penny's head, blood pouring from where his hand touched her. Maravilla gasped in shock, rushing over to her daughter's side only to be pulled back as he lay the child on the ground, watching as she took her into her arms.
It's so lonely kidnapping children
What I'd do to see them in bed
For the rest of time
And I whip them when they are bad
I'm smiling big and wide!
Their bodies are all I will ever need
Kodos finished, laying the microphone down as he sat on his chair, just watching as the nine formed a circle, trying to stay away from him. Trying to figure out what happened.
"You don't think we are being to evil do you?" Aki asked, watching from the one way mirror.
"Nah, I could do worse," Kaly said, sitting back to file her nails.
"Just wait till they see the next part," Ryo said, smirking as he pressed a button. The room hurled into darkness once again.
T'Slash: Well…it was evil but still a load of fun! I got 6 more chapters planned for this that I will hopefully be writing all day…once I get some sleep. I feel like i am about to pass out right now! Well if you made it this far please review!