I've decided to make a trailer for my brother and I's biggest hit, Warriors R Us! Please read and review, and I hope you all likey!
Narrator: This summer, when you thought the forest was safe…
Screen goes black…
Narrator: You were wrong…
(Screen split in two, Firestar on the left and Greystripe on the right)
Greystripe: YO Firesicle, you wanna go shoppin?
Firestar: SURE Greystripe! But… Tigerstar has to come too!
(Quick flash to Tigerstar) Tigerstar: YEAHHHH! This is gonna be Fricken Awesome!
Again screen goes black
Narrator: Something you would never expect…
(Flash to build a bear, where Tigerstar, Ravenpaw, Bluestar, and Sandstorm are all sitting in a circle)
Sandstorm: CALM DOWN! We have to settle this fairly… bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish…
Narrator: Full or Horror and Humor…
(Into DEB, Close up on Greystripe)
Greystripe: (walking out of Dressing room, doing the cat walk, and posing with many model moves) Does this dress make me look fat?
Firesstar: YES!
Narrator: And pure stupidity…
(Flash to a video game store, where Firestar is browsing around, talking to a cashier) Firestar: Yo! Do you by any chance have Metal Gear 2?
Cashier: No, But we have BRAIN AGE!
(All of a sudden Princess walks in, carrying a purse and looking totally sexy) Princess: Yo! DO you have Brain Age?
Cashier: No, But we have METAL GEAR 2!
Firestar: You do?
Cashier: HUH?
Firestar: Metal Gear 2, you said you had it...
Cashier: NO, but we have BRAIN AGE!
Narrator: It's what everyone's talking about…
(Close up on Spottedleaf's face, her voice echoing) Spottedleaf: Your destiny is to buy a pretzeldog…
(Flash to Tigerstar) Tigerstar: Yeah, I'm getting the soft pretzel.
Narrator: People are calling it "Hilarious" "truly a funny pick-me-up!"
(Close up on Hawkfrost, who sucks in a massive amount of air, and turns into Kirby) Hawkfrost: Ha ha ha!
Tigerstar: Ahhhhhh! The big legendary pink furball is really my SON? Sweet!
Narrator: This summer…
(Focus on Greystripe, who is spazzing) Greystripe: ROSES!
Narrator: It comes…
(Closeup on Greystripe's face, which is sticken with horror) Greystripe: I ate a rose!
Everyone but Greystripe: GASPEDY GASP GASP GASP!
Narrator: To…
Greystripe: Aw come on Firesicle, just try Brain Age.
Firestar: No.
Narrator: Life!
(Firestar, Greystripe, Sandstorm are all in DEB, and Barley and Ravenpaw walk in to Greet them, Barely carring a dog) Barely: Look at THIS hottie I picked up at the pet store!
Firestar: OMG HE'S HAWT!
Greystripe: I hate to break it to ya, but that's a tom… and it's also a dog…
Barley: I know! Isn't he so hawt?
(Firestar is seen off to the side, drooling)
(Gives Firestar a devastating blow to the cheek) Sandstorm:No going off with other men!
Firestar: You're a man?
Sandstorm: Um… here's some roses!
(Suddenly Greystripe breaks out into spazzing, and knocks Sandstorm off her feet) Greystripe: ROSES! OMG She's a He!
(Looks over at dog for the first time) Sandstorm: Oh, look at that hottie!
Firestar: Dude, that's just not right… He's mine!
Barley: BUT I SAW HIM FIRST!
Ravenpaw: Actually, I saw him first… but I'm not… yeah.
Screen goes black, and drums start to beat
(Catches Tigerstar, Greystripe, and Firestar all sitting on a bench near Auntie Annes. The Police pulls out a notebook and points to Tigerstar) Police Officer: Are you Greystripe?
(A thought goes through Tigerstar's head, which is repeated outloud so everyone can hear) Tigerstar: Uh Oh, did he find out about my secret plan?
(Speaks out) Greystripe: I'm Greystripe, sir. What's the problem?
Police Officer: You're going to jail.
Greystripe: What did I do?
Police Officer: You stole and murdered roses.
Narrator: Warriors R Us…
(Firestar's RAZR rings, but screen is black, and all you can hear is a faint ring as the scene closes…)
Yeah Really odd I know, but I thought it wuz cool! Please review me, I know I have so many fans for Warriors R Us, and if you haven't read that then please read that too!