100 Ways to Break Out in Song

by VectorEnvy-A.K.A.'Soy-kun

The short and often humorous examples of the 100 ways to break out into song. The songs are chosen by the fans. I create the situation that song can be brought up in, often the funniest way I can think up.

Hullo~ I'm new to . This is my first piece of FF literature, and the first chapter. Be aware that this is a FISH…I mean a FICSH (Fan-Interactive-Compilation-of-Short-Humours); pronounced as 'fish'. The songs I use will be determined by the fans reviews, with this first chapter excluded (because I can't have reviews to something that doesn't exist yet).

Disclaimer: Things I don't own: the song used, the program mentioned, a girlfriend, etc.

100 Ways to Break Out in Song

Way #1: Computers

While browsing anime & j-pop songs on the internet.

Me: Hey Chiiho.

Chiiho: Yeah?

Me: What do you do when you find Windows Vista on your computer?

Chiiho: Uhh..I don't know. What?

Me: UN-IN-STALL, UN-IN-STALL.

Kono hoshi no~ musuu no~ chiri no hitotsu dato~

Ima no boku~ niwa rikai dekinai—

Me & Chiiho: UN-IN-STALL, UN-IN-STALL.

Osore~ wo shiranai~ senshi no~ youni

Furumau shikanai-UN-IN-STALL~.

And many anime and j-pop songs were sung into the night, until we both admitted that we suck at singing those songs.

LOL Vista…anyways, please be nice, this was my first attempt. The fans will pick my next song to break into by suggesting it in the comments. I will take the 1st suggestion, since this is the first chapter of my first piece of FF literature. I thank all of you for reading this small joke to the end and for giving it a chance. See you next time (hopefully). Sincerely, Soy-kun.