Before the story begins:

Have you ever written a fanfiction that you once thought was an amazing and inspiring piece of literature, only to come back to it five years later and re-read it?

Well, unfortunately I put myself through that torture when I discovered a folder on my old computer's hard drive full of my old original fanfictions that I'd been writing since I was thirteen years old.

I re-read all of them for shits and giggles tonight and I didn't know whether to laugh or to crawl in a hole and die, due to embarrassment over the fact that I ever thought it was good, let alone the fact that I posted it online for others to read.

So just a warning for those of you who have decided to venture forward:

There is no sense of proper grammar, spelling, or characterisation. There is an abundance of random, paper-thin plot points and unnecessary swearing. Matt and Mello are portrayed as absolute idiots, while my two Original Characters are incredibly over-whelming and over dramatic Mary Sues.

Anyway, I got a good laugh out of how terrible it is and thought I might share it again for the world to see in all of its glory, with no editing and no changes. So enjoy, and I hope you don't lose too many brain-cells reading it like I did.

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