Cettie and the Beast
Jemima: (squeling happy) Etcetera your playing Belle!
Etcetera: (surprised) Really?
Nikki and Rache: (happy) Yes you are!
Bombalrina: I should be playing Belle, Im prettier then she is.
Nikki: (still strangly happy) You were going to play Belle, but I want to make Etcetera the lead this time.
Tugger: Um . . . Nikki I know you hate me, but why give me the part of the Beast and her Belle.
Nikki: (smile is forcing into a frown but she must resistes) Munkustrap got the part of the Beast, you got Lefou.
Tugger: But that cant be!
Nikki: (gets very angery) Well it is! Rache show him the list.
Rache: Thanks alot Tugger she was keeping her anger under control till you showed up.
Pounce: Yay, I bleam you for anymore beatings I get.
Rache: Anyways heres the cast.
Beast: Munkustrap
Belle: Etcetera
Lefou: Tugger
Gaston: Misto or Miston
The Three Silly Girls: Jemima, Electra, and Victoria
Meurice: Gus
Cogsworth: Alonzo
Lumiere: Mungojerrie
Babette: Rumpleteazer
Mrs. Potts: Jenny
Chip: Pounce
Madame de la Grande Bouche (boy thats a mouth full): Cassandra
Monsieur DArque: Plato
Voice of the Narration: Old Deuteronomy
Townspeople and Enchanted Objects: Everyone else and cats whos characters are not on.
Pounce: I love you Nikki.
Nikki: Why may I ask?
Pounce: For making me play a cup! I always wanted to be a cup! (starts acting crazy)
Nikki: (freaked out) Umm . . . Your welcome.
(The overture strikes up. Soon, the narrator speaks)
Old D: Once upon a time in a faraway land, a Young Prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the Prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. Then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be decieved by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he had dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The Prince tried to appologise, but it was too late for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. As punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there.
Jemima: Hey, Gus tells us this story all the time. Hey Nikki can join in.
Nikki: Sure
Old D and Jemima: Ashamed of his monsterous form, the Beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose which would bloom for many years. If he could learn to love another and earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast?
Pounce: You got that right.
Rache: But a person could love a Beast.
Pounce: WHAT!
Nikki: Raches right, only a person with a good, pure heart could see through a Beast and love him.
Queens: Thats so ROMANTIC!
(The music of the next song strikes up and the scene changes to a busy street of a little village.)
Etcetera: (exits her house with a basket) Little town, it's a quiet village.
Every day like the one before.
Little town full of little people
CATS playing Townspeople: HEY!
Etcetera: Waking up to say . . .
Tumble: Bonjour!
Quaxo: Bonjour!
Bomba: Bonjour!
Dem: Bonjour!
Bustopher: Bonjour!
Etcetera: There goes the baker with his tray like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell!
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came to this poor, provintial town
Pounce: Boy, your character sure dosent like the town
Bustopher: Good morning Cettie!
Etcetera: OH! Good morning, Monseiur!
Bustopher: And where are you off today?
Etcetera: The bookshop! I just finished the most wonderful story about a beanstalk and an ogre..
Bustopher: Thats nice, Jenny the bagles.
Etcetera: Boy, someones rued today!
Bomba and Demeter: Look, there she goes
The kit is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, cant you tell?
Etcetera: Hey! What did I ever did to you two!? Huh?
Exotica: Never part of any crowed
Bustopher: Cause her heads up on some cloud
Villagers: No denying shes a funny girl, that Cettie.
Etcetera: (pouting) I dont like this song.
Plato: Hey, where did Nikki go?
Rache: The bathroom.
Skimble: Bonjour
Cassandra: Good day.
Skimble: How is your family?
Rumple: Bonjour
Mungo: Good day.
Rumple: How is your mate?
Mungo: You are my mate!
Rumple: Im just saying what the scipt says.
Jenny: I need . . . six eggs
Jelly: Thats too expensive!
Etcetera: There must be more then this provincial life!
Tumble: Rache what does that means? And Nikkis not back from the bathroom?
Rache: Yes and Ill look it up.
Plato, Tumble, Pounce: Look, there she goes-the girl is so peculair
I wonder if shes feeling well.
Queens: With a dreamy, far-off look.
Toms: And her nose stuck in a book.
All: What a puzzle to the rest of us is Cettie.
Ectetera: Oh . . . isnt this amazing?
Its my favorite part because . . . youll see
Heres were she meets Prince Charming
But she wont discover that its him
Till chapter three.
Grizabella: Now its no wonder that her name
means 'beauty'
Her looks have got no parallel
Tumble: But behide that fair facade
Im afraid she rather odd.
Etcetera: HEY!
Grizabella and Tumble: Very different from the rest of us.
All: Shes nothing like the rest of us is Cettie!
Etcetera: (starts to cry) Being different can be good sometimes, you know.
Rache: Its okey Etcy, its just a song. It doesnt mean anything.
(A gun goes off and Tugger rushes on to catch the game just shot out of the sky)
Tugger: I got it Miston! (misses the bird and brushes it off quickly) GEE, you didn't miss a shot Miston! You're the greatest hunter in the WHOLE WORLD! I cant believe what Im saying.
Misto: I know.
Tugger: No beast alive stands a chance against you! And no queen for that matter.
Misto: It's true Tugger! And I've got my sight set on THAT one (points at Etcetera, who is trying to stop crying)
Tugger: The inventer's daughter?
Misto: SHE'S the one! The lucky queen I'm going to marry!
Tugger: But she's-
Misto: The most beautiful queen in town!
Bomba: WHAT!
Tugger: I know, but-
Misto: That makes her the best! And don't I DESERVE THE BEST?
Pounce: Woo, if Nikki was here would make a wise crack.
Jemima: Shes STILL in the bathroom!
Pounce: Yep.
Tugger: Well, of course you do, but-
Misto: Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said, "She's gorgeous!" and I fell
Here in town there's only she
Who's as beautiful as me!
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Cettie!
Etcetera: I like what Misto . . . Oh, I mean Miston is singing better.
(The Three Silly Kittens come on stage, making goo-goo eyes a Miston as he walks by to Cettie)
Jemima, Electra, and Victoria: Look there he goes!
Isn't he DREAMY?
Monseiur Miston!
OH HE'S SO CUTE!
Tugger: I thought I was the cute and sexy one.
Rache, Tumble, and Pounce: (laughing) I wish Nikki was here!
Everyone: Let me guess, still in the bathroom.
Rache: Nikki must have gotton sidetacked or sick.
Demeter: Hey, wheres Munkustrap?
Jemima: Prabably still getting his custom on.
Jemima, Electra, and Victoria: Be still my heart!
I'm hardly breathing!
He's such a tall, dark, strong and
handsome BRUTE!
Jenny: Misto a brute? Thats hard to picture.
Bomba: Bonjour!
Misto: Pardon
Etcetera: Good day
Demeter: Mais out!
Cass: You call this bacon?
Exotica: What lovely grapes!
Bustopher: Some cheese . . .
Tanto: . . ten yards!
Jenny: . . one pound
Misto: Scuse me!
Tumble: Ill get the knife.
Pounce: Oooo murder!
Misto: Please let me through!
Jelly: This bread . . .
Jemmia: Those fish . . .
All: Yum! Fish!
Electra: . . its stale
Victoria: . . they smell!
Toms: Madames mistaken!
Queens: Well, maybe so!
All: Good morning!
Etcetera: There must be more then this provincial life!
Misto: Just watch . . . Im going to make Cettie my wife!
All: Look, there she goes . . . a girl whos strange
but special
A most peculair mademoiselle
Queens: Its a pity and a sin
Toms: She doesnt quite fit in
All: Cause she really is a funny girl
A beauty but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl . . . that Cettieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Etcetera: Thank God the song is over!
Demeter: Hey guys wheres Munkustrap and Nikki?
(Right on cue Munkustrap rolls in front of everyone with Nikki not letting go and kissing him)
Rache: Nikki I thought you went to the bathroom.
Nikki: No, I just told you that so you wouldnt know I was making out with Munkustrap by force.
All: (laughing) Poor Munkustrap!
Nikki: So how much did you guys got done with?
Rache: One song.
Nikki: Just one song! You guys are so slow!
Tumble: But we are tring so hard!
Nikki: (sighs) Lets just keep going.
Electra: Okey, but after some fish!
Alonzo: Yay Im starving!
(The Jellicles trample over Nikki for fish)
Nikki: (groans) At this rate well never finish!
Stay tune to see if Misto is a brute, will Etcetera stop being picked on, will Munkustrap ever be left alone by Nikki, will Nikki ever have her anger management in check, and most importantly will the Jellicles get food poisoning? Tune in next time for more Cettie and the Beast.