Yay! Welcome to Naruto's Advice Service!
Naruto: Yeah, welcome to Naru-...er...I mean my advice service! If you have problems or questions...I have answers, believe it!
Sakura: Oh jeez, there he goes with the "believe its". Don't get him started, he won't stop.
Naruto: Hey!!! Whats that supose to mean?!?
Sakura: Nevermind... Ok back on subject. We are here to help you. If you have any problems that your not sure you can handle alone, then just write it in a review.
Kiba: Right, we're here for you...so you better feel special.
Lee: But first we have to go over some basic rules. When you write your problems in the reviews be sure to write who you want to answer it. For example, if your addicted to yaoi anime, you should write it in the review and put a characters name in it, like Naruto or Sasuke (hint hint).
Temari: Hey, you don't have to write a problem, you can ask a question to whoever you want too.
Shikamaru: Remember, when you write something in a review you can also ask us not to say your name.
Ino: For your entertainment, every chapter one of us will admit a problem and you guys can help us get through it.
Kiba: I guess I'll go first. I like someone, but she likes someone else...what do I do?!?
Neji: Thats are hard one, who is she?
Kiba: Uhh...I can't say.
Gaara: Oh well. I'm leaving now, call me when we get some reviews.
Lee: Ok, I guess we should all go until we get some reviews.
Sasuke: Someone has to stay here to wait for reviews.
Hinata: I guess I can stay.
Kiba: I'll stay with you...you know...to keep you company.
Hinata: Thank you Kiba. Maybe you can tell me who you like.
Kiba: Uhh you'll find out soon enough.
Everyone but Kiba and Hinata leave.
Hinata: Can I hold Akamaru, Kiba?
Kiba: Yeah, go ahead... But be careful, he's in one of his "moods."
Akamaru jumps on Hinata and starts licking her mouth.
Hinata: I guess he's ok now.
Kiba: Lucky dog.
Hinata: Huh?
Kiba: Uhh I didn't say anything!