"So, students!" Marco Diaz, earthling, self-proclaimed bad-boy (total nerd) proudly proclaimed and put both of his hands on his hips. He was standing in the kitchen and wearing a white apron over his red hoodie and was proudly displaying the Toque Blanche, or chef's hat, resting atop of his head that was complimenting the fake moustache on his upper lip. The four girls -Star, Janna, Jackie, and Flying Princess Ponyhead- shot him blunt looks. Unlike him, they were all dressed casually; Or in Ponyhead's case, not at all!

"Does he have any idea how dorky he looks right now?" Pony Head stated. "Yo! Earth-turd! All we want is for you to make us some food for our 'girls-only movie night', not lecture us on how to make food by ourselves!"

"Now!" Marco began, ignoring her comment. "Today, we're going to learn how to make a basic delicious pizza. Let's start with the basic components; Who can tell me what we need?"

The four gave in, seeing that there was no other option than to play along, and fell into thought.

"Pizza dough?" Star asked.

Marco nodded. "Correct! What else?"

"Hmm..." Janna murmured a before speaking up. "Tomato sauce?"

"Yep!" Marco nodded. "Continue," he prompted.

"Oregano?" Jackie asked. Marco nodded.

"Cheese too, right?" Pony head asked.

"Indeed, that is correct!" Marco stated and fell silent.

After a full minute or so of silence, the four girls looked at each other and shrugged. "We think that's about it."

"Almost," Marco said, raising a single index finger before hiding his hands behind his back "But, you forgot the most important part; the topping! So, what is the perfect pizza topping?"

"Ham?" Pony Head asked only to have Marco shake his head.

"Tuna?" Janna asked and received the same response.

"Um... More cheese?" Star inquired but the boy, once again, shook his head.

After giving a dozen or so more incorrect answers, the girls capitulated. "Alright, Marco, we give up!" Jackie exclaimed, "What's this 'perfect topping' you speak of?"

"Nope! It's-" Marco flung his hands forward and revealed the secret topping he'd been hiding behind his back. "Pineapple!" He cheerfully exclaimed.

The four girls stared at him in complete silence. His smile fell.

"Fool, you crazy!" Pony Head angrily exclaimed and narrowed her eyes at him.

"Huh?" Marco uttered.

Janna crossed her arms and looked at him dully. "There is no way I am putting that on top of my pizza..."

"No offence, Marco, but no one in their right mind uses pineapple as a pizza topping..." Jackie added.

Marco frowned. "Hey! It's a thing! And it tastes really good!" The boy argued, trying to justify his choice.

"So," Pony Head spoke up "Who else agrees to have Earth-turd over there make us some nachos while we wait in the living room and watch TV?". All of the girls raised their arms in agreement. "It's settled then! We'll be in the living room, and hurry up! I'm starving!" Pony Head told Marco before going into the living room along with the rest of the girls.

Marco sighed tiredly and threw the pineapple away, then walked over to the kitchen counter and started making nachos.