Taric Eats a Cookie
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters, nor information from this story.
The match started out like any other, with Thresh luring Annie into the bushes. As the green chains came flying out, the girl screamed and Taric had to save her! Too bad he didn't, because he was screaming as well. "OH MY GOD A RAPIST!" screamed Taric.
"Taric!" Annie screamed back!
"NO! That guy is terrifying! I don't wanna go in there!" said Taric.
"GOD DAMN IT!" said Annie as she summoned Tibbers. Thresh chuckled in that creepy way he does and then it wore off Annie.
Taric then stopped screaming, like a bitch, and started fighting Thresh when Ezreal showed up! He whipped out his guns when Taric charged up with all the might he had. The Team's nexus had been destroyed by minions. As they went home, Taric had noticed Ezreal walking around the lanes.
Taric got home and started thinking about Ezreal. He went to lie in his bathtub, when he heard a knock at the door. He thought it Shen, his roommate. Taric groaned and said "Go away, I'm busy!"
He got out of the tub and opened the door. "What do you want SHEN?!" shouted Taric. At the door was Ezreal, blushing at the sight of Taric's penis.
He started stuttering and his face was red "U-Uh Taric, I just wanted to tell you that you did well in the game today!"
He sped up with the last few words, since he was nervous. "O-okay then b-bye!" He tried to zoom away but Taric grabbed his shirt.
"Wait, wait! I think you did well today too. What about a trip to celebrate the match?"
"Alright, Where would we go?"
"The strip barn, I heard Nidalee is performing tonight."
"Can we go somewhere else? Like a regular bar?"
"What you don't like about seeing naked women?"
"Well, it's degrading and I'm not in the mood for dealing with women."
"Oh, that's fine with me." Taric said with a sigh. So they went to a restaurant. They saw other friendly champions there and greeted each other briefly. Then Ezreal saw Lux. Man, he hated Lux. He couldn't go anywhere without hearing that annoying cackle! His mood instantly dropped below excited.
After they ate, Ezreal thought that Taric and he would become good friends. He started to like him more each time they hung out in matches together.