Wake Up Call
Hehehehehe. Victor and Logan get an unexpected wake up call. Takes place in the Origins movie.
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Logan and Victor were sleeping in their quarter. It was still early. The alarm was set to go off in three hours. They slepted in unlike the rest of the team. It was peaceful. Quiet. . .
Logan's eyes shot open to something crawling up his arm. He looked down and his eyes widened. He gave out a girly shriek and jumped from his bed, jumping up and down, swinging his arm, trying to get the little beast off. Victor bolted up from his sleep and was looking around.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Logan cried.
Victor was in front of his brother. "Get what off?"
From the swinging, the hairy eight legged beast flew off Logan's arm and landed right dead center on Victor's face, right on his nose. Victor looked at it cross eyed and the bottle cap size beast looked at Victor with its beady eyes and raised its front legs. Victor screamed like a girl and fell on his back. He shook his head, trying to get the damn spider off. It clung to his face. He shrieked as it crawled up more.
"GET THIS DAMN THING OFF MY FACE!"
Logan shook his head. "No way in hell. I ain't touchin' it."
"JIMMY!"
"No."
Victor then gathered up his courage and picked up the spider by one of its legs with an index finger and thumb and winged it away from him. Unfortunately, it went to Logan. The little monster landed right on his foot and Logan shrieked, swinging his leg back and forth, trying to get it off. The spider again flew off and landed right on Victor's groin. Victor froze as his arms supported him sitting up. It looked at him.
Logan then grabbed a very thick magazine and rolled it up. He walked over to his older brother, the rolled up magazine held tightly in his grip. He was crouching in front of him.
"Don't move." Logan raised his arm.
"Jimmy, don't-"
Logan swung down hard, missing the spider as it jumped off Victor. Victor yelped and curled in on himself, falling on his side. Logan hit in right in the groin. Logan gave chase to the spider, missing every time he tried to hit it. It crawled up the wall and Logan shivered as it went out of sight. He checked on his brother and helped him up.
"You okay, Victor?"
"Yeah. Some wake up call."
"Yeah."
They decided to stay up and get ready for the day. Wade Wilson had his ear to the door and grinned. His plan for giving them an early wake up call worked. He walked down to the kitchen chuckling to himself.