Monarchy ~ Remember your second visit? The chess game? Yes? Well then surly you remember that you are a Queen. And Queens do not clean up after everyone when they do not wish to.
Monastery ~ The ruins at the checkerboard field was a monastery before the Red Queen claimed the throne. Mirana took her vows there.
Monastic ~ In fact you could say that Mirana is monastic queen.
Monaural ~ Would you like to go for a walk Alice? If Thackery keeps up like that I will be monaural.
Monday ~ "Is it Monday Hatter?" "Monday, Pun-day sounds like a Fun-day. I have no I have no idea. Lets ask Absolum." "Hatter! Monday is not like Frabjous day. It is a day of the week. It happens once every seven days." Monday sounds incredibly boring Alice."
Monetarism ~ The theory that governments create inflation by blowing hot air.
Monetary ~ "Alice why do you want to tarry about moaning?"
Money ~ "No silly Hatter. Monetary. Like money." "Well why didn't you say so?" "I did!"
Moneyed ~ "You come up with the silliest words silly girl!" "They're not silly! They're Real!" "Even sillier, who cares if the queen is moneyed? Not I! Nor should you. If she is moneyed I'm sure she has a potion to make herself better."
Mongol ~ "Where do the Mongols live?" "In Mongolia."
Mongolia ~ "Where is Mongoila?" "In China, or north of it depending on your point of view." "Well where is China?"
Mongolism ~ "to look like a mongoloid. To have downs syndrome. To be perfectly mad, ever young and if you're lucky, aquatically suited.
Mongoose ~ "What is that!" "That my dear, is a mon-goose." "That looks nothing like a Mongoose. That looks like a overly large gray goose with a bad case of freckles." "And it only appears on Mondays. Therefore- a mon-goose."
Mongrel ~ "You mongrel!" "Actually I'd rather be a mongrel than a pure-bred. Mongrels are so much healthier and vital.
Monicker ~ "And your monicker is?" "I don't have a monicker." "Yes you do." "No I don't." "Yes you do." "No. I. Don't! I am Alice Kingsley and I do not have a monicker!"
Monism ~ Do you believe in monism? Absolutely! It is the one thing that is always real but never agreed on.
Monition ~ To Tarrant Hightopp aka The Mad Hatter. In this monition signed Glidenack day at brillig you are asked to refrain from singing.
Monitor ~ A/N I am turning off my monitor now. I hope you enjoyed these drabbles from page 575 of my dictionary. I might or might not continue. Reviews will tip the odds in favor of might so review!