My second Fanfic, please read and review!:D
Mime stood silently at the corner of a street when Sniffles comes screaming out of nowhere.
"HELPP MEE!" He screeched and hid behind Mime.
Fliqpy came rampaging, also from nowhere, carrying a bowie knife and snarling fiercely.
Lucky for Sniffles, Mime remembered watching Double Whammy and dumped a bottle of ice water on Fliqpy's head.
Flippy thanked Mime, then turned and left, staring at the sidewalk as he went.
Sniffles came out from behind Mime and shook his hand.
"Thanks man. It could've gotten ugly back there. You should get a reward," Sniffles said .
Mime nodded, so Sniffles lead them back to Sniffle's house.
-INSIDE-
Sniffles lead Mime to the back of his laboratory where a sheet covered a mysterious looking machine. "My latest invention!"
"Ta-da!" Sniffles cried as he pulled the sheet and revealed what appeared to be a mic sticking out of a photocopier.
Mime cocked his head questioningly.
"Oh, you don't know," Sniffles said, sounding slightly downcast. Then he cheered right up. "This is my Vocal-Made-Real machine!" he announced.
Mime shrugged. What's my reward? His face said.
Sniffles slapped his forehead. The impact made his large glasses shake.
"You're reward is being able to witness masterful science at work!" Sniffles flipped one of the many switches on the Vocal-thingy and the machine whirred to life. "This is its first test!"
You say this like I should care. Mime thought.
Mime watched as Sniffles leaned over and tapped the microphone. "Butterflies," he said, and the machine started to buzz and shoot tiny electric bolts. It wobbled and groaned, then a huge puff of smoke exploded out of the machine. The two coughed and hacked, then the smoke cleared and several beautiful butterflies flitted around Sniffles' lab.
"It worked!" Sniffles cheered, jumping up and down with success and excitement. "It worked!"
Then something went horribly wrong.
Again, Fliqpy came barging in out of nowhere. However, there was no water to be seen.
"OH SHIT!" Sniffles cried. In a second Fliqpy had him in a choke hold.
"Mime! Mime!" Sniffles hollered. "Make some water!" Make some-GRUWAAAUK!" Sniffle's started to choke as Fliqpy pulled and squeezed his throat.
Mime began to panic. Water! Water! He shouted at the machine.
Of course nothing happened.
Meanwhile Sniffle's head was losing oxygen and his blood cells started clumping up in his pinched veins.
"Die, you long-nosed fucking bitch!" Fliqpy laughed.
"HURWAAUKK," Sniffles choked as his head started to inflate with excess blood.
Holy shit! Mime yelled silently. Yous stupid dick machine! Gimme some water! Mime kicked the machine angrily.
"HUWAAAARK-HUWAAAAAAARK-HUWAAAAAAAAA-" Suddenly Sniffles' head exploded. Brains, blood and skull bits spattered the walls, floor anf Fliqpy.
"Water, dammit!" Mime screeched. Then he covered his moth in shock.
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A bottle of water dropped out of the machione. Mime picked it up and opened the bottle. When he turned around, however, Fliqpy was Flippy.
Whoops, thought Mime, then left the house.
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