READ "QUESTIONABLE" BEFORE YOU READ THIS PLZ. So I don't have people asking me the same question and so that you are granted the ability to fully understand this masterpiece-- I mean, humorous comedy!
"Hey Forehead!"
"Hi, Pig. What's up?"
"What'd you do to Sasuke-kun? He's sulking even more than usual."
"Oh, nothing. I just rejected him because he hurt his muffin's feelings."
"Ouch. What did he do?"
"Refused to apologize to it, how rude!"
"I'll say. So have you been planning his imminent demise?"
"Of course! What else would I be doing?"
"Oh, I don't know, daydreaming of him stripping all slow and sensual-- "
"INO!"
"What, I'm kidding! And just to divert our attention because I don't know about you but I totally had some mental images there, I'm changing the subject! What are you planning for him?"
"Oh, many things, Ino-pig, many things. Now, to set my plan in motion, instead of 'Sakura' or 'Forehead', I command you to call me...Revengess!"
"..."
"...what?"
"Well...I don't think 'Revengess' is a word. And how does it set your plan in motion?"
"...are you questioning me?"
"Eh? Um-- no! No no no no, of course not, why would I question you? You're the genious! Eh heh heh...eh."
"Good Ino-piggie, I didn't think so. Now, to further put forth my plans, I'm going to need Shikamaru, so go fetch him. Do you think he's spoken with Sasuke-ku-- oh, nevermind, let's call him Uchiha-teme, yet?"
"Uchiha-teme, catchy-- and yes, Revengess, it's quite possible."
"Excellent! Tell him that if he isn't at my feet in three minutes, I'm going to bring out...the muffin."
"Oh, snap, the muffin!"
"...are you mocking me?"
"What? No! C'mon, we're pals, why would I do that? Don't be absurd, ha ha ha!"
"That's what I thought-- "
"Hey, look, it's Sas-- er, Uchiha-teme!"
"What? No! He can't see me yet! Quick, Piggie, go get Shikamaru and meet me at Uchiha-teme's house! He'll never guess we're there!"
"His house? Are you sure-- "
"Are you questioning me?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Good! Go!"
"Oi, Sakura!"
"Oh, why, Sasuke-kun, what a pleasant surprise! Sorry, can't talk now, I have buisness--not involving you or that muffin of course--to take care of! Ja!"
"Wait, Sakura-- !
...dammit."
A-HA. BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS (pervertedstupidinsanecrack-filled) KIND OF UPDATE. 8D
Yeh, I read all those old reviews for Muffin of Doom and some people were amazing enough to include quotes, which proved unbelievably inspiring! You can especially thank the crazy-awesome TRAGIC SERENADE for this chapter, so, um.
Go thank her. Yeah:D
This chapter's kinda short, sorry about that. If anyone remembers anything from Muffin of Doom, can you message me asap? That would rock, seriously, because I don't have any of those files left because I'm an idiot (see profile for more info, ahaha).
Happy Belated-By-A-Mere-Two-Hours-At-This-Time Valentine's Day! Hope yours was amazing because...mine wasn't! XD (uneventful romance holidays ftw, yeah? heh.)