Once there was a girl named Tesser or something like that.
She was interested in many things. Beer, history, pretty ladies, frilly things, and books are just some of these things.
One time she had a very long trip to a magical kingdom. One that was very hot and humid I heard, but still pretty sparkly.
She had a magical unicorn that missed her very much when she was away. This magical unicorn was very busy with school work and boring politics. Even though she missed Tesser very much by the time Tesser got back she had no time to see her and that made the unicorn sad.
So the unicorn decided to give Tesser a clue which would make her happy in the end, hopefully...
This was the unicorn's clue, contact some bimbolady named Tsu or something and say this: Hobbit Feet Are Awesome.