Kaiba on Sugar
Author: Sakura Kaiba
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SK: Hey all! This nice little idea came to me at school! ^^;; Now, It may not turn out too, well, but, hey? I tried!
Sakura's Yami: Oh, great. Start out by telling them it might not 'go too well'. You're asking for trouble.
SK: Am not! I'm just being cautious! ^.~
SY: *mumbles* Baka...
SK: What was that?
SY: Oh, nothing. Sakura, do the disclaimer, or we'll never get to the fic!-.-;;
SK: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
SY: Or, Seto Kaiba.
SK: Don't remind me! Anywho...I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh! Or, Sailor Moon or any of those characters. Okay, now that's done.
SY: On with the fic!
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Key
/Thinking to themselfs/
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Mokuba: *giggling as he pours half a bag of sugar in his big brother's coffee* /Hehehe...this will be priceless.../
Kaiba: *walking down stairs towards the dining room table, all ready for school in his uniform* "Good morning, Mokuba"
Mokuba: *stifling giggles* "Good morning Big Brother! Hope you enjoy you're coffee this morning!" *runs out door to get to school*
Kaiba: /That was odd...oh, well/ *gulps down coffee in 2 chugs, not noticing the strong taste of sugar, picks up book bags, and leaves for class*
***walking to school***
Yugi runs by, Joey by his side, not noticing Kaiba skipping merilly on his way.
Joey: "Wait...Yug? Was that *Kaiba* ? SKIPPING?!
Yugi: *turns to see Kaiba prancing by, singing the Sailor Moon theme song* "Uh, oh...this is serious. Maybe he got hit on the head or something?"
Kaiba: *Singing horribly off-key* "FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT! .....WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT! NEVER RUNNING FR-"
Yugi: "Kaiba? Is that you?"
Kaiba: *creepy happy tone in his voice* "What? I'm not Kaiba! Today, I'm SAILOR MOON!!"
Joey: *hides behind Yugi* "Okay, see, this is just sick and wrong...he's scareing meee!"
Kaiba: *climbs up nearby tree, stands on highest branch, with left hand on hip, and right hand over his head in Sailor Moon's signature formation* "I am Sailor Moon! Champion of Love and Justice!" *giggles insanely*
Joey: "Yug? Should we get him to the school nurse?"
Yugi: *thinks* Yeah.
***school nurse's office***
Nurse: *to Yugi* "So, what did you say was wrong with him?"
Yugi: "He thinks he's Sailor Moon. We think he may have been hit on the head...really hard."
Joey: "Yeah! And, please, fix him, *before* I have to sit through him singing that theme song again!"
We see Kaiba, shaking in a corner, huddled in a ball singing, "Fighting evil by moonlight!....." continuously.
Nurse: "Well, he has no abrasions or bruises on his head, which leads me too believe he wasn't hit above the head. I think it's a chemical reation to sugar, actually."
Joey: "SUGAR?! YOU'RE SAYING THE THE 'GREAT SETO KAIBA' CAN BE EASILY MANIPULATED BY *SUGAR*?"
Nurse: "Yes, actually, you're right, if he had grown-up eating sugary foods, he wouldn't have this weird a reaction to it."
Yugi: "Then what do we do? Wait for it to wear off?"
Nurse: "Yep, and make sure to keep him away from all sharp objects."
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Well, end of chapter one, R&R, and I'll continue! ~ Sakura-Chan
Author: Sakura Kaiba
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SK: Hey all! This nice little idea came to me at school! ^^;; Now, It may not turn out too, well, but, hey? I tried!
Sakura's Yami: Oh, great. Start out by telling them it might not 'go too well'. You're asking for trouble.
SK: Am not! I'm just being cautious! ^.~
SY: *mumbles* Baka...
SK: What was that?
SY: Oh, nothing. Sakura, do the disclaimer, or we'll never get to the fic!-.-;;
SK: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
SY: Or, Seto Kaiba.
SK: Don't remind me! Anywho...I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh! Or, Sailor Moon or any of those characters. Okay, now that's done.
SY: On with the fic!
***
Key
/Thinking to themselfs/
***
Mokuba: *giggling as he pours half a bag of sugar in his big brother's coffee* /Hehehe...this will be priceless.../
Kaiba: *walking down stairs towards the dining room table, all ready for school in his uniform* "Good morning, Mokuba"
Mokuba: *stifling giggles* "Good morning Big Brother! Hope you enjoy you're coffee this morning!" *runs out door to get to school*
Kaiba: /That was odd...oh, well/ *gulps down coffee in 2 chugs, not noticing the strong taste of sugar, picks up book bags, and leaves for class*
***walking to school***
Yugi runs by, Joey by his side, not noticing Kaiba skipping merilly on his way.
Joey: "Wait...Yug? Was that *Kaiba* ? SKIPPING?!
Yugi: *turns to see Kaiba prancing by, singing the Sailor Moon theme song* "Uh, oh...this is serious. Maybe he got hit on the head or something?"
Kaiba: *Singing horribly off-key* "FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT! .....WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT! NEVER RUNNING FR-"
Yugi: "Kaiba? Is that you?"
Kaiba: *creepy happy tone in his voice* "What? I'm not Kaiba! Today, I'm SAILOR MOON!!"
Joey: *hides behind Yugi* "Okay, see, this is just sick and wrong...he's scareing meee!"
Kaiba: *climbs up nearby tree, stands on highest branch, with left hand on hip, and right hand over his head in Sailor Moon's signature formation* "I am Sailor Moon! Champion of Love and Justice!" *giggles insanely*
Joey: "Yug? Should we get him to the school nurse?"
Yugi: *thinks* Yeah.
***school nurse's office***
Nurse: *to Yugi* "So, what did you say was wrong with him?"
Yugi: "He thinks he's Sailor Moon. We think he may have been hit on the head...really hard."
Joey: "Yeah! And, please, fix him, *before* I have to sit through him singing that theme song again!"
We see Kaiba, shaking in a corner, huddled in a ball singing, "Fighting evil by moonlight!....." continuously.
Nurse: "Well, he has no abrasions or bruises on his head, which leads me too believe he wasn't hit above the head. I think it's a chemical reation to sugar, actually."
Joey: "SUGAR?! YOU'RE SAYING THE THE 'GREAT SETO KAIBA' CAN BE EASILY MANIPULATED BY *SUGAR*?"
Nurse: "Yes, actually, you're right, if he had grown-up eating sugary foods, he wouldn't have this weird a reaction to it."
Yugi: "Then what do we do? Wait for it to wear off?"
Nurse: "Yep, and make sure to keep him away from all sharp objects."
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Well, end of chapter one, R&R, and I'll continue! ~ Sakura-Chan