"Hey, Emmett!" I called, trying to get his attention, so I could tell him my newest genius prank.

"Yo, Bella! What has your brilliantly, wicked mind come up with today?" Emmett bounced up and down, barely containing his excitement.

I stopped for a second. I couldn't let the family know, so I needed to get out of the house to tell him. Aha! I had an idea.

"Emmett, why do you instantly assume I have a prank when I go to talk to you?" I said, winking to let him in on the plan.

Emmett caught on straight away. "Oh, I just thought you wanted to have some fun. Anyway, what did you bring me down here for?"

I replied smoothly, an evil grin spreading across my face. "I wanted to go to Port Angeles for lunch at their new restaurant and I thought you might want to come along and give the local gossips something to talk about."

Emmett looked like the cat that ate the canary. "Okay! Quick, jump on my back before-"

"EMMETT!"

"-your boy toy hears! WE GOTTA RUN!"

"Bye, Edward!" I called as Emmett sprinted away at vampire speed, knowing that he would still be able to hear.

"Okay, little sis," Emmett sang, when we got out of hearing range, "what have you got up your sleeve?"

I glanced around nervously, trying to find out if any of the Cullens were following.

"It's safe, they didn't bother to follow this time," Emmett said, grimacing as he remembered the time they had followed and listened in our little prank and spoiling all of our fun.

"Cool, but let's get to Port Angeles before I share any confidential information." I replied, perfecting my plan as he ran.

-X-

"We're here!" Emmett announced jubilantly, as we entered the town, slowing down to human pace.

"Emmett, you can put me down now," I reminded him, not wanting to be seen carried around the closest place resembling a town.

"No," Emmett replied, pulling me tighter to him, "I want to get closer to my little sister."

"Can't.....Breathe!"

"Sorry! Now, let's get you something to eat and you can tell me all about your new brilliant plan!" Emmett said, spinning me around in a circle before putting me down.

-X-

"So here's the plan," I began, looking at the menu, "We go shopping and buy all of the plastic forks and sporks."

I paused as the waitress waltzed over; swing her hips wider as she noticed Emmett. Emmett slid closer, placing his arm around my shoulders. "Play along," Emmett whispered, so that only could hear, "She scares me."

I giggled, nodding my head, as I thought of Rosalie's response if she found out.

"Can I get you anything?" the waitress asked, directing the question at Emmett. I decided to play the role of the jealous girlfriend, allowing an evil smirk to flicker quickly across my face so the waiter wouldn't notice. But Emmett did.

"Excuse me," I barked; giving the woman an evil glare, "I would like to place an order, if you have finished ogling my boyfriend!" Emmett snickered at the look on her face, or maybe it was the one on mine.

"Boyfriend?" the waitress snorted, "Like he could ever be your boyfriend!"

"I don't like the way you're talking to my girlfriend," Emmett ordered, "I would like to speak to the manager."

"Well you're in luck, gorgeous, I'm right here!" the waitress announced.

I think my mouth fell open in shock. How did a woman like this, end up as the manager of a restaurant?

"Fine, you want me to prove she's my girlfriend?" Emmett stormed. Oh no no no no. Please don't let this go where I think its going. We're SO going to be dead when we get home. Rosalie is not going to be impressed. At least I hope Alice is enjoying the show.

"Please, go right ahead," the smug waitress replied, not thinking that we would actually do it.

The next thing I know, Emmett had his lips to mine. It took me a second to respond, but I decided to play along. I winked at Emmett and we engaged in a make-out session in front of the smug waitress. From the corner of my eye, I could see the waitress staring in shock.

After about a minute, we broke apart to the sound of applause. The manager waitress or whatever, was lost for words. Emmett and I stood up and bowed to the audience, who were catcalling and whistling. We left the restaurant and headed outside.

"Wow!" That was all I was able to say. I was lost for words about what had just happened.

"Yeah!" shouted Emmett, "I can see why Edward brags about you being an awesome kisser!"

Being me, all of my blood instantly rushed to my face.

"Well, we better hurry. Alice no doubt saw our little display and found it amusing. So Rose and Edward definitely know what happened."

"Awesome! This is the perfect excuse for us to run and hide," Emmett exclaimed, "Let's go to hide in Seattle, and see how long it takes them to finds us!"

Emmett, my mind sighed, do you ever take anything seriously?

"Yeah, I do," Emmett replied.

Opps. "Did I just say that aloud?" I asked, my face flushing again.

"Yep, now quick, it won't take long until Eddie and Rose find us!"