Fun With the Sages.
Chapter One: What Comes of Boredom.
Saria, Sage of forest, was bored. Now it may seem hard to believe that someone as powerful as a Sage would be bored, but it happened quite often to Saria. Being cooped up in the Chamber of Sages all the time wasn't exactly exciting. The other Sages had each other's company but of course, Saria was quite a bit younger then them. She overheard Ruto and Zelda bickering.
"I should get the biggest piece of the cake! I'm princess of the Zoras!"
"It should be equal! Besides I'm princess of Hyrule!"
"Well I can breath underwater!"
Something clicked in Saria's mind. Ruto…me…bored… Suddenly she knew what would cure her boredom.
Saria snickered evilly. In the chamber of Sages, a Sage would enter his or her room by leaping into the circle that had the Sage's medallion. Leaping out was how to exit. Saria had just seen Ruto jump into her room. Saria had quickly created a horizontal rosebush (A very thorny rosebush.) that would prick Ruto as soon as she jumped out. Saria's reason for doing this? Ruto was a snob who always treated Saria like a two year old. Zelda walked by and stifled a laugh. Ruto then leapt out of her room.
It was a very thorny experience.
"YOU LITTLE CREEP!" Ruto screamed.
Saria nimbly leapt out of the way of the oncoming fishy onslaught. Ruto chased Saria through every corner of the chamber of Sages, and having no choice, Saria leapt into the middle of the Chamber…
Saria fell out of the sky and landed in the middle of Hyrule field. A Sage could enter Hyrule if he or she wanted, but many people just stammered and walked away shyly. I guess I'll go to Hyrule castle town. She thought. The shopkeepers usually gave Sages 50 off. She transformed into her little green ball and sped toward the town. People saw the little green ball and instantly shuffled their feet shyly. The little kids wanted to play with it. Uh-uh kiddies. I'm not interested in being dribbled and shot through a hoop. She changed back and walked into the Bazaar.
"Uh, hi. I'll have ten arrows and a bow." The shopkeeper gave her 50 off (As usual.) and Saria went outside to try her knew toy. She aimed it so that it would hit the tree outside the town but well; let's just say she didn't have as good aim as Link… Her arrow flew right through the door of the happy mask shop and the happy mask salesman was now a not-so-happy mask salesman.
"Hey! There's an arrow in my mask!" The next thing Saria knew, a very angry mask salesman was chasing her.
"It was an accident! I didn't mean to!" She cried. The Angry Mask Salesman chased her all around Hyrule field. Having no choice, Saria teleported into the Chamber of Sages…
…Right into a still-angry Ruto.
"GOT YA!" Ruto yelled. Saria screamed and ducked under Ruto's legs. Thinking quickly, she leapt into her room (Which was made up of ten plants, five roses, two small trees, and green walls) and locked the door.
"YOU LET ME IN THERE YOU STUPID BRAT!" Saria jumped into her bed (Which was also green) and hid under the covers. So this, She thought shivering, is what comes of boredom.