A Visit - A UTAU Fanfic
Nana is the POV
I knock on the door. I wait a minute and get no answer. I knock again. This time, I hear a scream from inside. After the scream, a smiling face greets me. It's a girl, she looks about fifteen, and has pinkish-red, curly pigtails that resemble drills. "Hello!" The person tells me. "I shake you warmly by the hand!"* She holds out her hand. "My name is Nana Macne. I didn't catch yours." I say. "Oops! I forgot! My name is Teto Kasane. You must be new, right?" The person says. "Yes," I say. "So, what was that"- A scream interrupts my sentence. "Sorry," Teto says. "Have you heard of Len Kagamine? Well, someone in the house is a yandere, crazy over him." I nod my head. I step into the house to find things scattered over the floor. "This is Ruko," Teto says as she points to a girl hiding under the couch. "It's Tei!" Ruko says. "Then my brother, Ted." Teto points to a boy, a lot like her. I look over near the couch to see a Len Kagamine Nendroid. One tap and I'm confronted by a maniac. "Hello! My name is Tei Sukone! You touched Len Kagamine! Prepare to die!"* The maniac yells. 'That was a very warm welcome,' I think sarcastically. She takes out a cucumber and wields it like a sword. She threw herself at me. As I prepared to die, she is forced back. "Ritsu!" Teto and Ted cheer. A girl steps over Tei in triumph. "Thank you, miss," I say. "Careful," Ted says. "He's a trap." "HE?" I say. "I'm a crossdresser. Just call me Ritsu." The, I guess, boy, says. I was shuddering. I was meeting new people in less than five minutes. "You might wanna hide," Ritsu says. "Tei won't stay down much longer. Find a closet, people!" I team up with Teto, since I've known her the longest. She finds a closet in her room and signals me to come in. After I'm in, Teto shuts the door and no light is seen. I moved back and feel metal. I realized there was a trapdoor. "Gosh, Teto, is this a shoe chamber?!" I ask. "No, it connects the closets. Tei doesn't know because when stuff like this happens, we need them." A knock comes from underneath my feet. I move and the trapdoor flies open. Two girls, one who looks like she is a maid and the other with purple hair, climb in. "Teto," The maid says, dazed. "We just got home and realized Tei was having a breakdown!" "Yes, it was scary," The purple haired girl says, also very dazed. "Defoko, purple girl, Momo, maid." Teto made it short and simple. "This is Nana," "Hey, nice to meet you!" I say. We whisper about what is going on until:
Thump, thump, thump!
I realize it could only be Tei. Momo reaches the latch on the trapdoor. She pulls it up and three of us climb in. Teto pulls over a dress, putting it on top of the door, then gets in. When we shut it, it's pitch black. But suddenly, a light comes on. I jump up. I realize something: Teto's "drills" are so red that they are basically a light. I also remember my green outfit has some lit up parts. As the lights are glowing, I see tunnels and paths and trapdoors. We go down about eight feet when I see a sign. It says:
THIRD FLOOR CLOSET
Inside: Ted
"We found Ted!" Teto says. She goes up to the trapdoor and knocks. "Ted! It's me, Teto!" Teto whispers. "Confirm it," Ted whispers back. Then, Teto sings,
"French bread,
French bread,
It's so fun,
French bread,
French bread,
Yum, yum, yum!"
"Access granted," Ted says. Teto opens the trapdoor.
Thump, thump, thump!
It got louder and faster. "Tei is coming!" Teto whispers. She signals Ted to come with us. We run down the tunnel. Then we reach it:
SECOND FLOOR CLOSET
Inside: Ritsu
We knock on the trapdoor and get Ritsu to come with us. Then, Teto makes us go down a ladder. I've never had so much excitement before! At the bottom, I see another sign:
UNDER THE COUCH
(RUKO TERRITORY)
ONLY USE IF NEEDED
Teto knocks. "Ruko, emergency!" She whispers. Ruko says nothing, but lets us in. The couch is much bigger underneath. The six of us are under the couch. This is probably the weirdest encounter ever, because normally you wouldn't be shaking under the couch with five other people whom you are going to live with and hiding from a maniac that you will also live with in ten minutes. It was weird enough when I learned Ritsu would crossdress, but there is one thing that caught my eye: even though they have huge tunnels on the sides of the house, on the outside it looks like a normal house. Of course, this is the Internet world; optical illusions are everywhere. "Nana!" Ruko whisper-yells. I turn my attention to Ruko. "Be careful when you see Tei. She always has a CUCUMBER." "What's so bad about her cucumber?" I say. Everyone lays their eyes on me in horror, like I was serial killer ready to kill the whole world. Teto shivers as she turns all white. "S-s-she… please, don't do that Tei! Stop! Len wouldn't do that! STOP!" She whisper-yells in horror. Ted hands her some French bread. "Teto was traumatized by Tei when she found Tei, um,"-he gulps-"take the cucumber and, um,"-he gulps again, this time shivering-"started to masturbate." I gag, but make sure I'm not heard.
Thump, thump, thump!
Tei's footsteps pound the ground. "Rapunzul, it's your turn!"* Teto whisper-commands. Ted, shivering, goes through the trapdoor and goes into a closet. We wait five minutes before Ted comes out. He wields a thick French bread stick, meanwhile Tei uses the cucumber. At this point, it's life or death. "Hello, Ted," Tei says calmly. "Your Model 7 friend"-my model is 7-"touched Len. Do you wish any last words?" "Yes," Ted says. He pulls out from behind his back a Tei Nendroid. "This is the only Tei Nendroid ever made. The company made it just for you. Now, take them and put them together." "Yay!" Tei squeals. She runs upstairs into her room. We come out. "Well, Nana, welcome to our family!" Teto says. We all go in for a hug. "I love you guys," I say.
Well, that's it for my story. I love my UTAU family very much. It's kinda nice, lemme explain this next part. Sara and Sora are our Rin and Len, Teto is our Miku, Ruko is our Luka, Ritsu is our Meiko, Ted is our Kaito, and I'm their Gumi. Though I guess Tei could be Zatsune Miku, and Iori could be Gakupo. Anyways, there are always more stories from the UTAU Crypt... stay tuned!
A/N: OMG, that took me two months! I kinda liked some action and how the main UTAUs were introduced. Nana is the person of view (POV), so this is kinda new. If you didn't get it, Nana is a new UTAU and is coming for a "visit" She meets many new people she comes to love as her new family. BTW, the "say" instead of "said" might confuse. In the beginning, "say" and "said" were everywhere, so I chose "say" I hope you enjoy! [Appendix Under]
APPENDIX
"I shake you warmly by the hand!" Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. If you don't know this, start watching it.
"Hello! My name is Tei Sukone! You touched Len Kagamine! Prepare to die!" The Princess Bride, another movie. Originally said by Indigo Montoya, "Hello! My name is Indigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!" He said it to the six-fingered man, whom killed his father while he was young. I demand you to watch it, you'll love it.
"Rapunzul, it's your turn!" Teto is referencing to Ted's long hair. There's a backstory: Whenever Tei was on a rampage, someone had to stop her. Everyone took a turn, and this time it was Ted's turn.