One Big, Happy Family

Pairings:

Naruto x Sasuke x Gaara x Neji x Kiba x Shikamaru x Sai x Haku

Sakura x Ino x Hinata x Tenten x Temari x Karin

Warning: Slash and fem-slash, harem, MPreg, birth

Chapter 1:

Haku groaned and held his bulging stomach. A small pout fluttered across his features as he fell back against the pillows behind him.

"I'm done! It's been five hours and I'm sick of this- Argg," Haku's face twisted in pain as pain overcame his small body. "I'm not made for this!"

Sakura huffed and turned away, "And what makes you think women enjoy childbirth?"

Haku glared at her through the pain, "Shut it."

Sakura gladly shut up. She frowned as a small pink head peaked in the room.

"Mommy-Kura?" The small girl whimpered, "Is Daddy-Haku okay?"

Sakura lifted her daughter into her arms and smiled, "Daddy is fine," she reassured. "He's just in some pain because of your new brother."

"Why is my brother hurting him?" She asked cutely. Her big blue eyes curiously looking at Haku.

The girl was placed on the bed with Haku while Sakura checked on Haku's process.

"Sakura? Is it wise to have Denise in here? I don't want Haku hurting her," Neji said from the corner of the room.

Ino took the little girl into her arms, "Come on, let's get some food into your tummy. What do you want to eat?" She distracted her daughter.

Neji sighed and approached Haku. He sat next to the bed and took the smaller boy's hand into his. "How's he doing?" Neji asked Sakura.

Sakura looked up, "He's almost dilated. Just got to wait for the baby to drop and then he can start pushing."

Haku groaned, "Naruto is dead! I am personally murder him for putting me through this!"

Neji chuckled and kissed Haku's forehead and rubbed his stomach, "It'll be worth it, I promise."

"He better be the cutest baby ever! If he's not I swear-Ugh!" Haku moaned as another contraption went through his body. "Oh Kami! I can feel him!"

Sakura smiled, "You're ready. When you feel the need to push, do it."

Haku squeezed Neji's hand hard and screamed as the baby's head exited his body. Sakura told him to stop as she checked for a cord around the baby's neck.

"It hurts!" He panted out; his eyes squeezed shut, "Oh God I just want it to be over!"

"You're doing great Haku," Sakura praised. "Just give me another push and you'll be done."

One last heave later Haku fell against the pillow, exhausted. Neji took the baby from Sakura and looked at the red baby. Cries filled the air and Haku smiled weakly. Sakura finished patching Haku up before exiting the room to tell everyone that they could enter the room.

Neji placed the baby gently into Haku's hands and smiled, "He had your hair and nose."

"Hopefully Naruto's eyes," Haku mused completely entranced by the child in his arms.

Sai entered the room and gave a small but real smile. "Hey," He whispered. "I tried to get over here as fast as I could but it seems I'm too late."

Haku smiled back, "Hey. Do you want to hold him?"

Sai nodded and walked over, "Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kiba are still at work. I tried to get in contact with them but only Shikamaru and Kiba were available. They're on their way."

Haru smiled as Sai took the baby from him. "They'll be upset to have missed it. Now if you'll excuse me, I wish to take a nap." He yawned widely and closed his eyes.

Neji chuckled and covered the young father in a comforter. "I feel bad. I had everyone here when my firstborn arrived."

"Yeah, well your labor lasted about a day so it wasn't so surprising." Sai teased as he cooed at the little boy in his arms.

Neji frowned, "Don't remind me."

"Daddy-Sai! Daddy-Neji!" A small blond boy ran in quickly followed by his redheaded twin sister. "Daddy-Kiba said we have a new brother!"

Kiba walked in chuckling, a little Asian boy in his arms. "I got here as fast as I could. How is he?"

Neji smiled, "They're both doing fine. Have you gotten word from the others?"

"I know Shikamaru is on his way and I believe Ino finally got through to Hinata." Kiba grinned as he looked at his new son.

Neji took the baby back into his arms. "I'm going to wake Hake so he can feed him."

Kiba and Sai nodded and left the room.

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Hey, so I started this new fic. Please review if you think it is worth continuing.