Big Brother has taken me into its chokehold of house-like goodness, everybody! So, I've decided to make an anime Big Brother, because we all know we need another one. (And mine will be THE ULTIMATE). Sorry, ignore my ego.
Before I begin, I will tell you that I began to run out of characters that I was familiar with. Also, this sort of follows the Big Brother 8 storyline loosely. And the ratio of boys to girls is tragically askew… Don't hate me for it.
The animes that the characters in my story are taken from are as follows: Naruto, Death Note, Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX, along with the character pertaining to the twist.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Death Note, Inuyasha Yu-Gi-Oh, or Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Neither do I own Big Brother. But I do own THE FUNNY.
With that out of the way, let's get started.
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"Hello, welcome to Big Brother Anime Style," said a friendly-looking Asian woman. "I'm Julie Chen. First, let's meet the houseguests."
A screen behind her switched on, showing 10 people standing on the stairs outside of the Big Brother House.
"Hello houseguests," she said. "I'm Julie Chen, your host. Now remember, you can't talk to each other until you're inside the Big Brother House. You will go inside in pairs, and you'll have five minutes to find a bed. You'll claim your bed by placing your bag on it. But choose carefully, for you'll be sharing a bed with someone else."
Some of the people standing on the steps showed looks of disgust, not wanting to share a bed with someone they hardly knew. They all watched the screen in front of them when Julie spoke again.
"The first group to go inside will be Naruto, Mello, Inuyasha, Asuka, and Anzu," she said. "You may go inside the house now."
The five people went inside the house, some smiling and introducing themselves to each other.
"Hey everyone, my name is Naruto Uzumaki!" said a blonde haired, blue eyed boy, grinning brightly. "I'll win this for sure!" he finished, his smile widening.
A boy with longer, dark eyes spoke up with a frown. "What makes you so sure of that?" he said, walking towards the bedroom.
"Well, because, I have to! If I can't even win one lousy game, how can I ever become Hokage?" he said, walking behind the boy. "And what's your name, anyway?"
The five reached the bedroom, though the three others were listening to the two blondes rather than introducing themselves.
"The name's Mello, and what the heck's a Hokage?" he said, eyes scanning the room full of tall beds, before choosing the bed closest to the far wall and putting his bag on it. "On second thought, I don't care," he said, pulling a chocolate bar from his bag and unwrapping it.
Naruto was about to say something, but before he could, a girl with short brown hair and brown eyes spoke up.
"Uh, I don't think you're supposed to have that," she said, gesturing towards Mello's chocolate bar.
"So?" he said, taking a bite as the girl put her bag on the bed nearest the door. "And who are you?"
"I'm Anzu Mazaki," she said. "And unless you want to get kicked out of here, I suggest you throw that away."
"Fine, fine," Mello said, putting the chocolate back into his bag irritably.
Meanwhile, the other three had already put their bags on their beds. A girl with dirty blonde hair and brown eyes broke the silence that had followed Mello putting his chocolate back.
"I'm Asuka Tenjoin," she said. "And you are..?" she said, turning to a boy with short brown hair and brown eyes.
"Raito Yagami," he said.
"That's all? Man, you're quiet," Asuka said. "Anyway, we should probably get to the meeting room, it's been almost five minutes," she finished, walking out the door.
"Yeah, let's get going," Naruto said.
The five houseguests settled themselves into the yellow chairs arranged around a large, flat screen TV.
Outside the house, Julie popped onto the screen again.
"Alright, houseguests, it's been five minutes," she said. "Time for the rest of you to go inside."
The five remaining houseguests walked inside. Instead of making introductions first, they all went to the other bedroom. They were surprised to see a very small door in front of them.
"Huuuh? What's with this?" a pink haired, green eyed girl said, looking down at the small door.
"Misa is small, but she surely can't fit in there!" said a girl with blonde hair tied into two pigtails and blue eyes. "Though that short boy with the funny hair might be able too…"
"Hey!" exclaimed the said short boy. He had tri-colored, spiky hair and large, violet eyes.
"Got a problem there, shorty?" said a tall boy with long, white hair and dog ears.
"Uh, guys? Can't we just get inside already?" said a boy with fluffy brown hair and brown eyes.
"Oh-Yeah!" said the pink haired girl. "We only have five minutes!"
The five of them crouched down, and went into the door. Their mouths fell open at the sight of the room before them. Everything was small. Small dressers, small lamps, and worst of all, small beds.
"Aaaaah! Misa can't sleep in one of these!" squealed the person who called herself Misa.
"Jeez, why do you keep calling yourself that?" said the tall, dog-eared boy, putting his bag on one of the small beds. "It's annoying."
"Because Misa's name is Misa!" she said.
"Well, my name's Inuyasha, but you don't see me flaunting it," he said, ears twitching. Misa saw them, and immediately flung her arms up, rubbing them.
"Ooh! Mr. Dog Boy, you have nice ears!" she said.
"Hey-Aah! Get off! Stop it!" he said.
"All right, all right, that's enough of that," the pink haired girl said, putting her bag on the bed nearest the door. She picked up Misa's discarded bag and put it on the bed next to hers. "By the way, the name's Sakura."
"My name's Juudai," the brown haired boy said, putting his bag on the bed across from Misa's.
"And mine's Yugi," the short, star-headed boy said, putting his bag on the bed next to Juudai's. To him, the beds weren't really that big of a problem.
"Okay, now that we know each other, we should get to the room," Sakura said. "We wouldn't want to be late."
Sakura walked out of the room, the other four crouching behind her to get out of the small door. They walked into the room where the others were, and sat down on the remaining spots on the couches.
Anzu smiled at them. "Hey, looks like we're all here," she said.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious," Mello said sarcastically.
Anzu shot a glare his way, but then smiled, and continued. "I guess we should all introduce ourselves," she said.
"All right, I'll start!" Naruto belted out loudly. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm 15 years old, and I'm a ninja!"
"A ninja? Really, how stupid do you think we are?" Mello said, snickering.
"In your case, pretty stupid," Naruto growled.
"All right, stop!" Anzu said. "No fighting! Now, let's hear from you next," she said, gesturing to Juudai.
"I'm Juudai Yuki, I'm 17, and I go to Duel Academy," he said happily.
"Juudai?" Asuka said. "You're here, too?"
"Wow, Asuka! Nice to see you here!" he said back.
"You know each other?" Anzu said.
"Yeah, we go to the academy together," Asuka said. "I'm Asuka Tenjoin, I'm 17, and I go to Duel Academy, too."
"No, really? I never would have guessed," Mello said, in the same sarcastic tone of voice as before.
"Oh, be quiet!" Asuka said. She turned to the boy next to her. "You next," she said, regaining her composure.
"I'm Inuyasha, and the rest is none of your business," he said rudely.
"Why do you gotta be like that?" Asuka said. Inuyasha just scowled.
"You next, short stuff," he said to Yugi, who was sitting next to him.
"Stop calling me that, I have a name!" Yugi said. "I'm Yugi Mutou, I'm 16, and I'm a student at Domino High."
(A/N: I know Yugi would be older if Juudai's here, but I made some adjustments to suit the story.)
"Wow, Yugi Mutou?" Juudai said. "I know you; you're the guy who beat Kaiba!"
"Well, uh, yeah, that's me," Yugi said, blushing and rubbing the back of his head. "But enough about me. Who're you?" he said, turning to Misa.
"I'm Misa Amane, of course!" she said. "I'm 27, and I'm a model!"
"Wow, Yugi Mutou and a model in the same room as me?! It's my lucky day!" Juudai said, still star struck.
"Well, I'm Sakura Haruno," Sakura said, everyone's attention turning to her. "I'm 15, and I'm a kunoichi, a female ninja."
"Sakura?" Naruto said.
"Naruto?!?" Sakura said, a look of dread appearing on her face.
"Oh please, not another ninja," Mello said.
Sakura turned to the boy sitting next to her. "You think you're better than us?" she said.
"As a matter of fact, I do," he said. "I'm Mello. That's what you'll call me, 'cause I'm not telling you my real name. You don't need to know my age or what I do, and if you ask me about it any more, you'll find yourself with a bullet through your head."
"Well, you sound like a nice person…" Sakura said.
"Shut up," Mello retaliated.
"All right, enough," Anzu said. "I believe it's my turn. I'm Anzu Mazaki, I'm 17, and I want to study dance in New York. And it looks like I'll be playing the game with you, Yugi."
Before anyone could say anything else, Anzu spoke up again. "And finally, who are you?" she said to Raito.
"I'm Raito Yagami, I'm 26, and I-"Raito started, but he was cut off due to being tackled to the ground by Misa.
"Raaaaaitoooo!" she squealed. "Why didn't you tell Misa you were here?"
"Uhh…" he said.
"Well, don't just lay there, come sit with me!" she said, pushing Anzu out of her seat and dragging Raito up, sitting next to him.
"Hey! What was that all about?" Anzu said, getting up and brushing herself off. She sat in Misa's old seat.
Over all the commotion, no one noticed the TV behind them getting switched on. For a few moments, Julie awkwardly watched everyone. Then, she cleared her throat. "Houseguests? Houseguests!" she said. Everyone finally looked up at the screen.
"Oh! Hi Julie!" Naruto said, waving up at her.
Everyone soon followed suit, a string of small "Hi Julie"s springing up from the room.
"Well, now that I have your attention," she said. "I'm sure you're wondering why there's only ten of you here."
"Uhh…" said several of the anime characters, looking around. They had been so busy fighting or making friends, they hadn't noticed that they were four houseguests short.
"Well, anyway…" Julie said. "This summer, you will be making new friends and new enemies, that much is certain. And I'm sure some of you have found some existing friends here so far. But, houseguests, I have a twist for you. Four of you will be living with your greatest enemies."
All around the room, the houseguests whispered to themselves and each other, suggesting who they thought they'd be spending the summer with.
"Sasuke?"
"Chazz, maybe?"
"L…"
"I bet it's Takada!"
"Damn it, it better not be Near!"
"I hope it's not my brother!"
"I can't think of anyone…"
The whispers continued until Julie spoke up again. "In fact, houseguests, those four people are somewhere here in the Big Brother house, and they've been watching you since you got here."
Meanwhile, with the four other houseguests…
The four "Mystery Guests" were sitting on a couch, mouths agape as they watched the ten guests downstairs.
"That loser is here?!" said a boy with blue-black hair that looked like the rear end of a duck and dark eyes.
"Mello…" said a pale boy with white hair and dark brown eyes as he played with a strand of his hair.
"Little brother..?" Said a man with long, snow white hair and golden eyes. He had a crescent moon on his forehead and red marks on each cheek.
"Ugh, that man-stealing bitch!" said a woman with short, tidy brown hair and brown eyes. One strand of hair fell in front of her face.
And that, my friends, is where I leave you…
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Well, I hope you like this, people, because it took me forever! Have any suggestions? Comments? Constructive criticism? Feel free to let me know in a review! But for now, I need to rest…