On the first day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me
A Sith lord shooting lightning
On the second day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me
Two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning
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On the third day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me
Three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me,
Four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me,
five ships a-crashing, four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me,
Six droids a-bumbling, five ships a-crashing, four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me,
Seven clones a-fighting, six droids a-bumbling, five ships a-crashing, four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Jedi gave to me,
Eight ewoks feasting, seven clones a-fighting, six droids a-bumbling, five ships a-crashing, four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me
Nine Death Starts shooting, Seven clones a-fighting, six droids a-bumbling, five ships a-crashing, four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me,
Ten rebels shouting, nine Death Stars shooting, seven clones a-fighting, six droids a-bumbling, five ships a-crashing, four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me
Eleven wampas cuffing, ten rebels shouting, nine Death Stars shooting, seven clones a fighting, six droids a-bumbling, five ships a-crashing, four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me, twelve gold droids a-blabbing, eleven wampas cuffing, ten rebels shouting, nine Death Stars shooting, seven clones a fighting, six droids a-bumbling, five ships a-crashing, four Jedi dueling, three banthas lowing, two lightsabers glowing, and a Sith lord shooting lightning.
Note: for those of you who don't know and don't want to get a dictionary, lowing means mooing or a similar noise and cuffing is another word for hitting or punching. Also, for all of you Lord of the Rings fans reading this, there is a similar story like this in that section as well.