Chapter 2
The Sir Unit
Star: Jingles!
Jingles: I'm here!
Star: I need you to go to the store and buy a diaper.
Jingles: Can I buy a cookie?
Star: No you cannot buy a cookie.
Jingles: COOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!
Star: Alright alright, you can buy a cookie!
Jingles: Yay!
Star: Under one condition.
Jingles: Aw.
Star: You can buy a cookie IF you do not manage to fail.
Jingles: *Salutes* I won't let you down!
Star: I doubt that, now off you go! *Pulls a lever and Jingles is sent out flying, breaking the roof of the grocery store*
Jingles: *Dressed like a cat, walking* Doo doodoodoodoo, do do do do, DOOOOOO, DOODY DOO DOO DOOOOOOO! Hey whats that?
Free Sample Salesman: Free sample cookies!
Jingles: COOOKIIIIIIIES! *Jumps on top of the vendor cart and devours most of the cookies*
Free Sample Salesman: Shoo, shoo! *Grabs a water gun and shoots Jingles*
Jingles: Ack- Hey! *Jumps on salesman* Cookies!
*Free sample salesman runs away screaming*
Jingles: No wait, come back, I need stuff!
*Jingles runs into the baby isle and spots some diapers*
Jingles: Found them! Now I must bring them back to my master. *Grabs the diapers and all the packs fall* Umm... THAT WAS ALREADY THERE *Runs to the checkout counter*
Checkout lady: That'll be 4.99$
*Jingles gives the money to the checkout lady*
Checkout lady: Have a nice day
Jingles: Yay, I haven't failed!
*All of a sudden Dib thumps into Jingles*
Dib: Hey a cat! Wait a second, this cat has a zipper.
Jingles: Umm, no I don't.
*Dib pulls the zipper*
Dib: Hey it's Star's robot minion, I could probably take it with me and disassemble it!
Jingles: No! MASTEEEEEEEER!
Star: Huh? Oh it's the Dib human, and what is he holding there? *Spots Jingles* Not surprising, I guess I have to rescue Jingles, Again.