Deidara: [Rubs his head] What happened, un?
Sasori: We seemed to have fallen... Somewhere.
Mysterious Dramatic Voice: You have fallen into my domain!
Hidan: [Shocked] Whoa! Who the hell said that?!
M.D.V: I did! For I am the Narrator!
Kisame: The narrator? For what?
Narrator: I am the narrator for the stories, of course!
Itachi: Stories?
Narrator: [groans] So many QUESTIONS! Look, you guys are here to use in the retelling of stories for the amusement of others and myself.
Kakazu: Others? But there is nobody here but us. Speaking of which, where are YOU?
Narrator: I'm on a whole 'nother level bro. You can't get on my level. Anyway, you are stuck here until I am done with ya, so make yourself comfortable! The first performance will start in 5!
Pein: Performance? And 5 what?
Narrator: Maybe 6.
Pein: 6 WHAT?!