Chalk
By: 1000th Ghost
Once upon a time there was a Modium aka Mrs. Guy. She went happily skipping through a field of flowers. Then…dun dun dun…a flower appeared! Then Modium aka Mrs. Guy decided that she was deathly afraid of flowers, and she started to scream. Ah!! Then she decided to call on her fairy godmother to help. So she the fairy godmother appeared, and her hair was a mile long. Then she was all, "I'll help!" and Modium aka Mrs. Guy was all, "Yay!" Then the fairy told her that she had three wishes. Then Modium aka Mrs. Guy said, "I wish I was a piece of fruit in that blender like Spongebob, so she was (a banana to be exact). Then The Flying Dutchman came with his eating sock and…ate her! Then Modium aka Mrs. Guy was dead and turned into a ghost, which basically means she looked exactly like herself, only with squiggly ghost lines. Then she said, "I wish I was alive again!" so the squiggly ghost lines went away, and she was alive again. Then she had one more wish, so she thought about it for a million, trillion, billion aka 100,000 years and then she said, "I wish the top of that little table was made of glass." Then, lo and behold, it was! Then Charlie, who had legs as long as the fairy's hair, put said legs on the table, tipped it over, and the glass shattered. Then the fairy was like, "Ok, I granted your wishes, not you have to do me a favor" and Modium aka Mrs. Guy was like, "What! That was never in the deal!" and the fairy was like, "Tough. Read the contract." So Modium aka Mrs. Guy read the contract which said, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah" and then at the very bottom in teeny tiny print said, "Turkey." Modium aka Mrs. Guy was like, "What! How can I get a turkey? I can't even move! I'm a freakin' modium!" and the fairy was all, "Listen here girl, you'd better get that turkey" and Modium aka Mrs. Guy was all, "No way, girl!" and the fairy was all, "Yes way, girl!" so finally she agreed and got her a turkey. However, the fairy had started dating Charlie, who told her that it wasn't a turkey, it was a hand with a party hat on the thumb, and therefore, the fairy was not satisfied. However, the fairy told Modium aka Mrs. Guy that she would make it easier on her, and instead make her get the country Turkey. Then Modium aka Mrs. Guy said, "That's supposed to be easier?!" But then a light bulb went ding! and Modium aka Mrs. Guy said, "Hey! I'm a computer modium! I have complete access to the Internet aka everything!" and so she made "TK" appear. Unfortunately, she made Texas appear, not Turkey. Then Sandy from Spongebob came and said, "Ya'll better not mess with Texas!" Then Modium aka Mrs. Guy noticed that Sandy had a flower on her helmet and started screaming, "Ah!! Flower!" Then the fairy noticed that the flower was a special kind of underwater flower that all fairies were allergic to, and she started to scream. Then Charlie came and said, "My darling soul mate! I'll save you!" and he kissed her, and they lived happily ever after. Then Modium aka Mrs. Guy fell in love with Carson, who currently had an arrow through his head. Then Mr. Guy came, who was supposed to be married to Mrs. Lady, only technically was married to Modium aka Mrs. Guy, therefore Mrs. Lady was null and void, and she died. Mr. Guy decided that he was very jealous of Carson, so he made a giant bumblebee sting him, only it ended up killing him Mr. Guy. Then Mr. Guy and Mrs. Lady's son, Guy Jr., turned out to be Jimmy Neutron. He went to his parent's funeral but tripped on a rock. He smashed his head against his dad's gravestone, and his hair got molded into a weird, twirly hairdo. And that's how Jimmy Neutron got his hairstyle.
The End