Megaman X: The Reunion

Me: Yo everybody! This is just a warning. This is about when hunters are invited to a college reunion. Some adult topics pop up a lot, and several other crazy things.

Naruto: Hey aren't you forgetting somethin'?

Me: Uh… oh yeah Megaman X belongs to me. Evil smile

Naruto: He's lying, it belongs to Capcom. sighs

Me: Anywayz, I don't own it. But I despise errors, so you can flame away. Read&Review

Chapter1

Zero has a girlfriend!

It was a calm day for Zero; nothing unexpected, no missions, practically a day off. Zero was kicking back in his room considering that he didn't have much time to relax with Axl and Red around. Then he heard the door bell. He didn't expect anything other than bills or Axl's "special" packages. So he went to get the mail. He walked down the halls slowly since he was hoping that X or Signas would get it. When he reached the entrance, he saw Red and Axl flipping through the mail.

"Hey this one's for X… and this one's for you… and this one's for Signas… OMG this one's for Zero. Fuck why don't I get a fancy letter from… Ciel." said Axl in his somewhat shrill girly voice.

"Axl relax… anyway the problem here is why the fuck did I get a letter from some bitch I don't know?" shouted Red angrily as he slammed his fist against the wall.

"Hey… let me get my mail Axl, or do I have to beat the crap out of you again?" asked Zero as he cracked his knuckles. "Hey X were gonna dump Axl's dead body in the river… so get a black plastic bag, duct tape, a chain, and a cinderblock."

"Whoa, whoa… relax, here's you mail." mumbled Axl and then Red said "I see a loving line for Zero and this Ciel!" Then Axl turned to Red then back to Zero and said, "Zero's got a girlfriend… poor girl. With someone like Zero around you won't even need enemies." Then Axl and Red burst into laughter thinking about Zero and this mysterious Ciel's relationship. They started making corny puns that I can't even bother to type. Then Zero punched them both in the head and took his mail out of Axl's hand. Then another one of Axl's "special" packages turned up. Zero decided to finally find out what a teenaged reploid like Axl with the help of Red would actually order. When Zero opened the box he ran off screaming, "My eyes! I'm fucking blind, bitches!" Then Axl started laughing as he jumped up to get his mail. Then Red did too.

"Damn now he knows what you ordered for me." said Axl in an accusing and innocent way.

"Yeah I know… oh well. Lets watch'em. Or we can read the mysterious letter Zero dropped." said Red as he pointed to the letter Zero had dropped when he was running away.

Axl picked it up and read it out loud. It said:

Dear Zero and kind of X,

You both have been invited to the collage reunion party at my house.

You may both bring one guest each. The date of the reunion is in two

days. It is at… oh Zero you know the place. As for you X uh… follow

Zero.

Hoping that you find it,

Ciel

P.S. X um try not to bring your job with you.

"That's it… How stupid." said Axl.

"Well there's… FREE FOOD." said Red, the freeloading scythe wielding weirdo.

"Ahh… good point." said Axl, Red's mini-me. In the long run, they were both freeloading psychos.

Me: Okay that was short but ideas are tight for me.

Naruto: Uh whatever… Okay so you can start reviewing : )

Me: Yeah.