Disclaimer: I do not own the Kingdom Hearts series or it's characters.

A/N: This chapter is just experimental to see how the results will turn up. So no offense to those Kingdom Hearts characters fans… It's just to see if this chapter will turn into a series depending on responses.

Know Your Stars: Sora

Sora was sparring with Tidus on the petite island of Destiny Islands. The two have been at it for ten minutes and Sora is winning over Tidus in sword fighting. Finally, Sora decided not to hold back and knocked Tidus into the air, towards the ground head on.

"Okay, practice is over!" said the dark-wearing keyblade master.

"Darn it Sora! Someday, you're the one who's going to cry for mercy!" said the defenseless Tidus.

Suddenly out of nowhere, the white clouds began to gather around the entire island. The waters began to move back and forth quickly, following a slight rumble on the ground. Everyone, Kairi, Riku, Wakka, Selphie, and some other random people who happened to be on the island, gathered to the one spot of the sparring grounds to see what's going on.

"Know your stars, know your stars, Know your stars…" echoes of a deep male voice overlapped each other.

"Where are you? Show yourself now! Is that you Xemnas?! If it is, then come down here so I can kick your ass!" Sora said, with his keyblade ready in hand.

'How dare he mistaken me for that Mansex…' the mysterious voice of a man thought, and then he started…

"Sora… likes to try on ladies' clothing."

"What?! I do not! That's ridiculous! I'm a man—I'm the keyblade master!" Sora shouted like a little kid with streaks of red on his face.

Whispers broke out among the teenagers around him—Kairi and Riku are especially shooting dirty looks at him.

"Really? How do you explain these photos of you in these? Too bad you have skinny legs and arms… What a shame, you have bad taste in ladies' clothing anyways…"

Photos of Sora in pink, frilly shirts and dresses fell from the clouds and onto the spectators. Everyone picked up as much photos as Sora did to only find the statement true. Sora in bows, Sora in dresses/skirts, Sora in everything imagined being by the crowd.

"Sora! Why the hell are you in my favorite skirt?!" Kairi shouted in shock.

"No way! I never had these kinds of clothes! I swear!"

"Then swear this," Riku pointed to the ocean shore," Why do I see pink clothing in the ocean?"

"That's not mine!"

An invisible force, to say, pushed Kairi out of the picture for a moment and the mysterious voice came up again.

"Sora… doesn't love or care for Kairi at all."

"Yes I do! We had a moment back at the World That Never Was!"

"… Sora… actually had sex with Goofy and had a really nice time with it."

"T-that's ridiculous, you're stupid!" Sora said with his face heating up.

"Oh really? Then how do you explain this photo?"

A picture the size of a blimp appeared out of nowhere showing Goofy on top of Sora in the waters of the shore. It looked like they really did have a nice time, with Goofy pushing down on Sora and Sora bouncing on the bottom… Gasps of horror appeared on everyone's faces.

"Sora! What the f--- is this?!" Riku pointed up to the picture with eyeballs popping out and with a heated head.

"That's a lie! Even if I did actually do that, how can this picture exist?!" Sora's face was completely bright red while facing away from the picture.

"We got it from a special source."

"What source?!"

"It's called the Internet you dumbass…"

"Sora… reads porno when no one's looking."

"No I don't! I'm perfectly clear-minded thank you!" Sora said.

Whispers broke out again around the keyblade wielder…

"Sora… puts his fingers into an electrical outlet to maintain his spiky hair."

"You're so stupid! I put gel in my hair," Sora said, finally pissed. "Show yourself now! Thunder! Lightning!"

Sora summoned lighting and shot at every single spot he can find in the sky. The mysterious voice was highly offended for being called stupid twice already, so a last blow was put on Sora…

"Sora… was raised in a circus full of clowns and freaks."

"I… am… not raised in a circus!!"

"It perfectly suits you, since what about those clown shoes of yours?"

Everyone looked down on his big yellow shoes and whispered among with each other.

"Now you know Sora… the cross-dressing, Kairi-hating sleazebag who reads porno and sticks his fingers in electrical outlets after being raised in a circus."

"I am not that kind of person!!"