A/N:Hi! Thanks for reading this! I'm not going to bore you with a long authors note, so I'll just do a disclaimer! Okay?

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Fairy Tail, or any other character themes, songs, dances, or other fictional characters that are mentioned! I only own the plot!

So Please Enjoy!

Lucy was flipping through a Sorcerer Weekly magazine, when she reached a page that she somewhat was surprised by.

"Mira!" She waved the barmaid over, patting the seat next to her. The older girl complied with a smile and said, "Do you need something?" as she sat down.

"Um, I was wondering about this photograph of you in Sorcerer Weekly…" She showed her the page. Mira's face brightened up. "Oh, I remember that shoot. They said I got to choose what I got to wear so I wore that." Her face darkened, "Why, you no like?"

The blonde gave an awkward cough before asking, "No, no. I love it. I was just, uh, wondering if I could borrow it…." She turned her head the other way in embarrassment.

Mira's eyes twinkled, Lucy shivered. "Sure why not… Is it for Natsu..? Does he have a thing for this?" Lucy turned her face back to Mira, her eyes wide with shock. "WHAT NO! THE TALKING CHAIRS TOLD ME TO!" Her outburst gained a couple of curious glances from some of the other guild members.

She stood up. "Never mind. Just come by my place later, you do know where I live right..?" "Of course!" Mira remarked with a chirp and winked at Lucy. Lucy stood up, face palmed but winked back. "Does everyone know where I live?"

"Yep. ~" The guild chorused after she walked through the door. Lucy sighed.

Later that day….

*Knock, Knock, Knock* "Lucy ~, are you there?" The blonde opened the door and found Mira, smiling, creepily. She handed Lucy the outfit and said, "You know the plan correct? Also, I need it back before the end of the month, okay?"

"Aye Ma'am!" Lucy saluted. Mira chuckled and walked off. Lucy closed her door, and as soon as she made sure no one was there… She began squealing and fangirling while running to the bathroom to change.

When she was done she stepped out and put on a pair of sunglasses. She than left her home and journeyed to the train station. When she stepped up to buy her ticket the ticket seller looked her up and down and sighed. "Where to… Miss..?" She asked hesitantly, wondering if the person in front of her was a girl.

"One ticket to Crocus, please." The ticket lady sighed relieved, it was a girl. "Okay here you go." After paying Lucy left to catch her train. Leaving the ticket seller deep in thought. What was with her outfit? I hope she isn't part of a dark guild. But she seemed nice enough. She sighed. Oh, well.

At Crocus…

Lucy looked around the city square and smiled darkly. Although, no one could see it because of her mask. Time to give people some crazy, served with masked revenge. I'm also getting paid to do this. ~ She then promptly left to go to the Crocus beach. Now for some fun.

At the beach…

"OH MY GOSH HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE LOCAL GUILD! THIS, PERSON, THING, IT! IT'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORIBLE!" A random beach goer shouted. While all the other people were running around in a crazy mass, trying to get far, FAR, away from the crazing dancing chick, in the crazy outfit. Attacking people with sand. Lucy was in the middle of the frantic crowd and was doing the dougie while singing.

"Dow now, Lady lucks going to get you!

Make you all slaves, uni! Uni. Uni-cooooorrrrrn! ~"

Suddenly the local guild appeared, and they were VERY ticked off. Okay that was the understatement of the year….

A blonde walked up to Lucy, "What is wrong with you?" Lucy looked up and smiled.

"Nani? Look, it's Sabertooth! Let's have fun! Okay?" She lifted her hand and pointed to Orga. "You're a singer right? Wanna sing with me?" He looked up at her, and smirked, "Sure thin-"He was cut off by Minerva. "Try and we'll all kill you." He frowned. "Awwww."

"What are you doing?" Minerva stepped forward to her unknown opponent. "Yo mama." Lucy pushed her sunglasses up the bridge of her masks' nose. Minerva glared. "You're annoying." Minerva shoots back. "Like a boss."

Lucy does the peace sign. "Ohhh, burnnnn!" Sting put his arm in the air and swung it around in a circle. "I'll take that as a death wish, Sting." He stopped and backed up cautiously.

Suddenly a person popped up next to Lucy, from the ground. While wearing a duck suit. "Princess, as you requested." She got on her knees and presented Lucy with… A guitar? Lucy smirked and took the guitar from the duck.

"Is that a weapon?" Minerva spoke up.

"Puh-leze, if I was going to do something I would've already done something. DUH!" She strapped the guitar onto her and the duck lady disappeared into the sand. "You wanna hear a song?" She looked up to Sabertooth.

"Why would we want to listen to you?" Minerva was fuming now. "Because you can't leave until I say you can." Lucy smirked, "Just look at your feet." The Sabertooth Members looked at their feet and their eyes widened in surprise. "What is this? I have no memory of such magic!" Rufus stared at the masked girl and narrowed his eyes, "And what's with the getup? To ugly to show the world?"

"Oh, DOUBLE BURN!" Sting waved his hands around, excitedly.

"You should ask yourself the same thing. Mr. Maskie."

"TRIPLE BURN!" Is Sting on medicine? Seriously, get a life. "Mr. Maskie? I like you…" Orga smirked.

Lucy snapped her fingers and there was suddenly a chair was behind her. It popped up from under the sand okay? Jeez. She's not some Mary 'Magical' Sue.

"Let's vent and talk about our feelings through song, yes?" Lucy asked as she sat down.

"Look lady; are you on some kind of medication?" Sting finally popped the question he should be asking himself. Lucy ignored him and began to sing.

"La la, the world is sand! Dun nah!

Get ice cream and eat sand! Dun nah!

Waste your time on flowers! Then they die.

Then you get flying leprechauns…

That nobody else but you can see.

Then we all crave sugar.

The unicorns start talking to you.

Then you began to see dancing blue chickens!

When you see the chickens, Duh Nah.

You eat them. Thennnnn, you get a rainbow mermaid.

Who drowns you! Then eats your bones.

You get revived as a crow,

And eat worms for the rest of your life,

And die when a farmer steps on you. ~"

Lucy stands up and bows. "Awesome right? I know..."

Rufus looks at Orga, "You're not the worst singer I know anymore."

Orga began to cry tears of happiness. "She was so heartfelt! We should do a duet! People will be blown away."

Rufus shivers… "Literally…"

Rogue looks up at the girl, and does the unthinkable. He begins to clap. "Amazing, simply amazing!" He starts to cry.

Lucy looks at him and starts to smile. "So you can talk, huh? How about we have a beach party?"

Minerva glares again, "No."

Lucy pouts, "Aw, but I already did it." She snapped her fingers and party supplies suddenly popped up from the ground.

"We ain't gonna party with you." Sting snapped.

Lucy pouts, "But I have flowers!" Sting paused, "Yay! Flowers! Let's party!" his feet came undone, and he started running around the area in circles.

Lucy snapped her fingers again. People in costumes popped up from the group.

"We are, PARTY!" A man dressed as a sun shouted. Lucy looked out to the horizon, "Hey stache face, you coming. Suddenly the spirit king arrived dressed as superman and said, "Let's get this party started!" Lucy released the remaining Sabertooth members, and they started to party. Lucy stood in the sidelines watching the Sabertooth Members and her spirits partying.

She called Virgo-Ducky over to her; she brought her mouth to Virgo-Ducky's ear and softly whispered something in her ear. Virgo-Ducky looked up at Lucy in surprise, "Yes princess."- Lucy smirked and told her spirits they could leave now.

They all left, into the sand and back to the spirit world. Even stache face. Yes, stache face, no he didn't freeze time.

Lucy walked up to each individual Sabertooth member ,who were all asleep, and did something to them.

She gave Sting a bottle of lacrima pills and got a marker and wrote on his forehead, "I'm on special medication."

She went to Rogue and got Virgo-Ducky to put a Goth Lolita dress on him. While his hair was put into pig tails, with skull clips! Kyaaaaah! So cute!

She went to Orga and got Virgo-Ducky to dress him up as a clown, and she dyed his hair red. She went to Rufus and cut his hair down short, with Cancer.

While putting him in a black tuxedo, taking her sunglasses off and putting them on him. Also putting a sign around his neck that says, "Gangnam Style."

She walked over to Minerva and smirked, putting her hand to her chin and thinking about what she should do. Her smirk suddenly widened into a grin when a light bulb lit over her head. Heh heh. Poor, poor Minerva. Well, remember that bunny suit Lucy wore that one time Jason came and interviewed Fairy Tail? Well, there is another bunny girl in town now. We should tell Gajeel. Yes, OH, yes, Minerva the great and fearful, was in Lucy's old bunny suit. Heh, cancer also dyed her hair light blue. Yes light blue, kind of like a boy's baby blanket..? Written on Minerva's chest was, "Let's do the Harlem Shake!"

Lucy held her hand up. Okay, Sting, one finger, Rogue, two fingers, Orga, three fingers, Rufus, four fingers, Minerva, five fingers. "That equals full justice!" Lucy began to laugh, manically. "Next time I'll show them that the flying leprechauns are real! Oh wait one last thing before I go. Taurus." Taurus appeared from the sand.

"Can you put them in this position?" She showed him a picture. "Anything for Lucy's boooodyyy! Mooooo!" He placed them in the position. Lucy took out a camera and snapped a picture.

She smirked, "Heh, revenge is so sweet. ~ You know what Taurus?" "Yes, Lucy's nice boooodyyy?" She got on her tippy toes and whispered something into Taurus' ear. "Anything for Lucy's body." She smiled. Her master plan was in motion.

The next morning, in the city square…

A crowd was surrounding the fountain in the middle of the square. Staring questionably at the five figures that were just waking up from what they thought was a nightmare.

When they were all awake, they looked at their selves then went back to the previous night's events.

Minerva scowled, "We got played by some cosplayer!"

Suddenly a figure pushed through the crowd, "Coooool!" Jason brought out his camera and started to begin his constant blabbering. "Sabertooth's five strongest members, what happened? Who is this mysterious cosplayer? Can you pose for a picture? Do you like fried squid?" He was fidgeting excitedly, while snapping continuous photos.

Minerva glared at him, "All we have to say on the matter is, whoever did this to us, you know who you are, you better watch your back. We're Sabertooth and we won't stand for this kind of prank or that its culprit got away from us. And I can't believe you changed my clothes!" she began to cry anime style.

Jason cocked his head to the side, looking confused. "Who was the culprit?"

Rufus poked his sunglasses up and spoke, "A cosplayer, who had many allies in this crime. She was dressed in a full body suit, while her conspirators were dressed in similar costumes, specifically, a woman in a duck costume, a man dressed as the sun, a knight with a large axe, a small Frosty the snowman, a rainbow fish woman, a clock shaped sumo man, a flirty Phantom of the opera with orange hair, a shy woman as a vending machine, a man as a giant crab, a man dressed as a tree who wielded a bow and arrows, a Rogue look alike, a man dressed as a cross, a woman dressed as a pirate while singing on a lyre, a man dressed as a box while sporting horns, and a giant man dressed as superman with a giant mustache, who was called stache face."

Jason looked at him confused, "Were they a dark guild?" Rufus tightened his tie and straightened his tux, "No, they were completely insane, and were probably on drugs. Although, they did dabble in some magic."

Minerva stood up, "We are leaving now, and yes I like fried squid." She pushed through the crowd and headed to her respective guild, with her team following in pursuit.

"SOOOOO COOOOOOL." Jason's mind exploded, because the sirens thought he knew too much. Then they revived him and sold him as a slave to Sorcerer Weekly.

The next week…

Lucy was flipping through the latest issue of Sorcerers Weekly, smirking at her work. She called Mira over to her. Mira placed a few beer mugs down and walked over to Lucy, and sat down next to her. "So how did I do?" She had on a bright smiled and was hopping up in down in her seat. If Lucy had a tail it would be wagging, wait Lucy does have a tail, Fairy Tail! Okay, I know cheesy joke…. Leave me alone! Fine whatever, on with the story….

Mira gazed at Lucy with a blank expression, her monotone eyes held her poker face as she searched through Lucy's eyes. For something anything- OK, nothing she just zoned out. Lucy sighed and brought her hand up, she rubbed Mira on the head, on THE HEAD! The guild suddenly was a ghost town, no one said anything.

Natsu started crying in the corner saying, "Lucy was too young!"

Gray stripped unconsciously.

Juvia began to plan her wedding, thinking she didn't have a love rival anymore.

Levy cried into Gajeel, "No Lu-Chan, you haven't finished your book yet! You can't leave me with a cliff hanger!"

Elfman looked at the scene manly, "That is not man…" he said like a man.

Wendy cocked her head to the side wondering what was wrong.

Romeo was in his own world playing with his fire in his hands.

Lissanna began to cry saying, "No my OTP will never come true now!"

The moment came….

Lucy froze her hand still on Mira's head. Her eyes widened realizing her mistake. When, Mira Looked up, she had her eyes closed and said, "Nyah!" Everyone froze,

"Is this a new battle tactic?" Erza asked questioningly.