A/N

He-he this idea sprouted from re watching the interviews with Ricky and Constantine and imagined if Constantine lived with Ricky and this idea was born, but they're buddies like Ricky said.

In this story, it is about Constantine, his best human buddy Ricky Gervais and Constantine's daughter, Sneaker as they are a family of sorts plus it's about the adventures and challenges they have

Plus listening to the song Not So Bad A Dad inspired me too as I like that song.

It was late night at the Bad Frog house but in her room, little Sneaker coukdn't sleep because she thought that her Dad was in danger as he had gone on a heist after putting her to bed, which excited the amphibian youngster but sometimes terrified her.

Maybe Uncle Ricky can help, he is Daddy's best human friend.

Maybe Daddy's okay

She then went downstairs in her night gown with her hooded Cape clutching her stuffed frog Baba which she had since she was a baby hearing Ricky humming softly.

He was surprised seeing the little frog there.

"I can't sleep, uncle Ricky because I'm worried about Daddy." Sneaker told him while on his lap.

"He's tough, sweetie." Ricky said.

He stroked her shoulder length lime green hair as she was getting sleepy as she passed out on his lap making him smile since having no kids, he thought of Sneaker as a daughter and helped Constantine with her.

Later he saw Constantine returned but smiled seeing Sneaker.

"She was worried about you, mate." Ricky told him as they were tucking Sneaker into bed,Constantine kissingbher head.

After he passed out, Ricky carried Constantine to the couch, putting him there and put a blanket over him.

Ricky was going to bed now since he needed rest too to keep up with them.

That morning, he found Sneaker on his bed ready to go as usual which amazed him since she had amounts of boundless energy but he knew she was always like this, since he had let her and Constantine stay with him hearing snores making Sneaker curious as it was coming from downstairs, but she smirked seeing it was her Dad!

"Hmm I can make them breakfast, even if uncle Ricky says kids can't use the stove, besides I am thief In training." she told herself making pancakes like how the gulag chef and Uncle Kermit had shown her.

She was humming a song she had made up something she liked doing all the time pouring orange juice for herself smirking.

She was flipping the pancakes gripping the frying pan with both webbed hands but getting them perfect giggling softly.

"I wonder what the guys are doing in gulag?" Sneaker said.

Ricky was surprised seeing the little thief had made pancakes knowing she had ignored what he had said about the stove.

"Mmm, pancakes..." Constantine said yawning as he joined them, rubbing sleep from his eyes.

"Yep like at gulag, since you missed gulag, I wanted to." Sneaker said.

"They're just like at gulag sweetie, thanks." Constantine said.

Later after an nap, he would play with Sneaker and teach her more thief skills but she was going to Kermit's for a while making Ricky chuckle.

Sneaker was a handful but very sweet seeing her pack a few things especially for nap time like her stuffed frog.

Plus the little thief was good friends with her cousins.

He was taking her there but she was talking a lot about things she was pointing out making him chuckle.

After dropping her off, he was getting groceries since they went through food fast, knowing Constantine would be happy plus getting turtle food for Hector, Constantine's turtle whom he loved very much.

"Hmm he had a productive night, as he's not texting." he said to himself.

He knew a lot of people, even Kermit's wondered how he let Constantine live with him, but he had thawed the Bad Frog's heart a bit the way Kermit had thawed Nadya's heart a bit when he had been at gulag, but it made him think of his brother Dominic Badguy, otherwise known as the Lemur.

After what had happened with the CrownJewels, Ricky hadn't talked to his brother and knew Constantine got very angry hearing his name.

He paid for the groceries leaving the store, putting them in his car as he left the parking lot in it when he got home, he saw Hector nuzzle his leg.

"Yes I got your food, buddy." Ricky said.

He hoped Sneaker was okay but he knew the little thief delighted in mischief or whatever popped into her young mind.

He was making himself coffee knowing Sneaker would tell him and Constantine later about what she had done or Kermit would smirking.

"What's so funny, Ricky?" he heard Constantine say as he explained.

"Yes, that is true, Sneaker always is like that since she was born." Constantine said.