HI everyone, this is my sad li8fe.
this is based on a true story.
I always wanted to fli
i hike
into da night
i am shinobu and this is my life
i never got doughnuts
i never got dream
i never gotten that Oreo doughnut with boston creme
i always hide under my shed
is this my life?
i am shinobu and this is my life
i never got a kiss
i never got a dog
i never got krispy kreme that had the special sauce
i never got to fli
i never got to die
i go to my house
i writing Koyomi araragi a note about mi suicide
i start crying for 8 hours
i finnaly stop crying
i first get the hammer and hit myself with it
i don't die
i throw myself out the window
i fall ,blood splashes everywhere
i don't die
i stab myself in thr stomach 5 times
i start getting weak
i then take 5 cyanide pills
i dont do die
i saw one off my hand and don't die
i finnaly decide to do what was right
i take the pistol and shoot myself in the mouth
blood and guts and intestines are pouring everywehre
koyomi araragi comes in shinobu's room
''Finnaly, DINNER!'' koyomi araragi said with a smile on his face
koyomi cuts a hole into shinobus stomach taking out all of her organs
ofcourse, he takes the poop out of her bowls too
koyomo fries the organs and covers them in bread crums and vegetables
he walks to the table
what is it araragi-san? Karen and tshuikiko says
it is our favorite, we cannibals like, i call it,...shinobu's suicide.
PLease tell me cif it was good, i think it was very good, thank you for the good reviews, i am really trying to publish this.